I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if Ты drive down this road on a день were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then Ты might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is сказал(-а) to be easy to recognize cause if its summer или winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones Ты can find in the stores. according to the story,if Ты drive up along side her and roll down the window Ты might hear her singing,the song some people around here say is gloomy sunday. if Ты interrupt her asking the Вопрос before she finished the song,its сказал(-а) that her answer would be "i can't Remember" then the Далее town Ты enter Ты will be arrested for the kidnap and the murder of this girl. however if Ты wait for her to finish and then ask the Вопрос being "when did it last snow" and this is to be asked no matter what season it is, she will give Ты 1 of 3 possible answers. if she says "thursday" Ты will continue to drive as if nothing happened but though Ты will be able to see and control Ты actions,it will be through a thick fog as Ты were asleep,you will live out the rest of your life in this empty dream state and when Ты die your soul will be condemned to a black emptiness. if the answer is "today" Ты are far еще fortunate,you will continue to your destination without event and upon returning home,you will find that your greatest wish has been realized. however if her answer is "last friday" .... then may whatever entity controls your fate have mercy on you. Ты will vanish for over a год no one will have the slightest clue of where Ты are,and your family in despair will give Ты up for dead,then on friday during the following год snow melt,your body will be found hanging from an old black ель in one of 3 swamps,your face will have been eaten away and your body in such state of decay Ты will only be identified by your dental records, your spirit however will be trapped in that forest to walk on the road everyday when the sun is so bright that everything seems black and white, how do i know this? i have never done this myself only heard the stories but i also lived up here for most of my life, but i can tell Ты this, 6 years назад this entity was a little boy then they found my sister.
American Twi-hards — bad news…don’t get TOO used to Robert Pattinson frolicking all over the States!
It sounds like the heartbroken Cosmopolis звезда won’t be hanging around here for too much longer!
R-Patz is getting ready to shoot his Далее film, The Rover, an indie flick to be filmed in Australia and it seems like it’ll serve as a MUCH needed escape!
A Источник revealed:
“Rob wants to get away for a while, and is looking вперед to filming in the desert in Australia. He needs some space.”
We’d say the land down under is pretty much as far enough away from Kristen Stewart as he can get, LOLz!
Sounds like Rob will continue to keep busy — and hopefully, keep his mind off his broken relationship — when he films Queen Of The Desert this fall and Mission: Blacklist Далее year!
KStew on the other hand…well, let’s just say things haven’t been shaping up too well!
It sounds like the heartbroken Cosmopolis звезда won’t be hanging around here for too much longer!
R-Patz is getting ready to shoot his Далее film, The Rover, an indie flick to be filmed in Australia and it seems like it’ll serve as a MUCH needed escape!
A Источник revealed:
“Rob wants to get away for a while, and is looking вперед to filming in the desert in Australia. He needs some space.”
We’d say the land down under is pretty much as far enough away from Kristen Stewart as he can get, LOLz!
Sounds like Rob will continue to keep busy — and hopefully, keep his mind off his broken relationship — when he films Queen Of The Desert this fall and Mission: Blacklist Далее year!
KStew on the other hand…well, let’s just say things haven’t been shaping up too well!
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares
just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a вулкан flair.
(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If Ты were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was Далее to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put Конфеты in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Конфеты Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i Любовь these!),a lot еще too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If Ты were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was Далее to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put Конфеты in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Конфеты Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i Любовь these!),a lot еще too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
coca: i want coca!!!
me: Ты want yourself O.o
barney: lets sing a lame жопа, попка song!!!!
c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Barney: *jumps off bridge*
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*micowave dings*
me: le gasp!!!! my буррито is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*
me: Эй, THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!
coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*
me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........
coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*elmo lands on barney with a splat*
elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!
coca: i though Ты were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!
elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*
barney: i hate my dino life......
me: we all do purple shit, we all do..
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FIN
When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of Эминем aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of Эминем and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” или even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR