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I still find this Показать quite humorious.
Though people don't seem to realize how many villain roles he actually has..

1: A PAL FOR GARY:
Is comedy blind to Gary's danger, and is always blaming Gary for, even though it's "puffy fuffy" who's the threat.
Even when Gary is about to be eaten.
Spongebob, instead of helping him, starts to scold him for his destruction and how he's still treating Puffy Fluffy, even when the угорь is clearly about to eat him. SpongeBob continues to lecture Gary..

2: WAITING:
SpongeBob must wait patiently for the toy.
But he becomes very rude.
Not feeding Gary.
Flipping Sandy rudely.
And yelling at Patrick when he thought Patrick broke his toy, instead of forgiving Patrick for doing so unintentionally..

3: THE ABRASIVE SIDE:
Spongebob needed to be еще assertive.
He got an abrasive side.
But it become downright rude.
Insulting anyone and everyone it can..

4: THE THING:
Squidward tries to relax and watch some smoothe jazz on public televison, only to be distracted by SpongeBob and Patrick (who broke in).
Eventually Squidward is annoyed into leaving his own house.

5: Рождество WHO:
He and Patrick chop down Squidwards coral дерево (witch is illegal).

6: THE STRANGLER:
Spongebob's annoying personality becomes too much even for a mass murderer to handle.
Turning himself in, JUST to get away from Spongebob..

7: THE розовый PURLOINER:
Spongebob becomes increasing fast to believe Patrick украл, палантин his net..

8: TWO FACES OF SQUIDWARD:
Althhough unintional, he smashes Squidward's face hard enough, he broke it..

9: MRS PUFF YOUR FIRED:
Spongebob destories the town and possibly killed his new driving teacher..

10: THE RACE:
Spongebob becomes Gary's coach.
But becomes overly demanding.
And is blind to Gary's sufferings.
Not realizing his mistakes till too late..
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Эй, it's Nick here aka Blondlionezel, and i will be a making a series expressing my opinions on different things.

Alright, I can already tell that I will be getting a lot of flames/trolls/bad people on the internet complaining about this. But remember this is just my opinion on this. Also, Pokemon and Digimon have their own pros and cons.

Let's start by comparing Anime.

Pokemon: I definitely think that Pokemon is beating a dead horse with a dead horse. The story is always the same, Ash Ketchum (Satoshi) catching and training Pokemon. That's about it.

Digimon: Digimon always has something new to...
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Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can Ты feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing Ты so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A день without Ты is like a год without rain
I need Ты by my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A день without Ты is like a год without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't Ты hear me calling?
My сердце is yearning
Like...
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posted by nmdis
"Bang Bang Bang"

My new boy used to be a model
He looks way better than you
He looks way better than you
My new boy gets it how to get me
His Любовь is deeper, Ты know
He's a real keeper, Ты know, oh yeah!

Bang, bang, bang I'm breaking in
Stealing all my Любовь back, giving it to him
Bang, bang, bang, this time I win
I thought your Любовь was all that,
Til I let him in

You're gonna be the one [x4]
That's moping
You're gonna be the one [x2]
When I'm out havin' fun
You're gonna be the one
That's broken

My new boy knows the way I want it
He's got еще swagger than you
He's got еще swagger than Ты do
My new boy really...
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This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible день starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.


ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.


TAURUS - The...
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posted by Bluekait
In the movie Scream, Randy сказал(-а) “There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie”.

1. Ты can never have sex. BIG NO-NO! BIG NO-NO! Sex equals death, okay?
2. Ты can never drink или do drugs. The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because Ты won’t be back.

In Scream 2, the rules for a horror sequel were:

1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much еще elaborate, with еще blood and gore.
3. If Ты want your films...
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Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with Книги scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to Музыка but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.
A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead или alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
Ты can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong или right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
Ты can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
Ты can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
posted by Lady_Rebel
People die everyday. There are people dying as I write this, as Ты read it, in the future, and in the past. It’s the same across the globe. But what isn’t the same is how people bury the deceased. We in the U.S. generally bury our dead in the ground. People in Европа used to bury their dead in cairns. Every culture has a different means of putting the dead in their final resting place, but the culture whose method I am going to tell Ты about is Ancient Egypt. еще specifically, he process of mummification. Mummification was a long and complicated process involving spells, knives, and...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.Ride mechanical Лошади with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an сделать ставку, ipod или something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the Еда sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the Музыка store whether Ты can get a CD that Ты know they dont have and ask really...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) Япония is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
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The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked by a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on Рождество день 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are еще bacteria in the ice machines at fast Еда restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are еще than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...
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First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended by this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If Ты have a reason for a Показать I put Комментарий and I might add it(ill give credit about it to Ты because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long Чтение right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen или any interesting...
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posted by Feathershine
1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a дата или something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up by dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If Ты have a dog или cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When Ты spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....
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