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My friend Опубликовано these on her bebo page a while назад so I thought I'd share them with Ты :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read Вопросы aloud, Дебаты your Ответы with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, ``I'm SOOO sure Ты can hear me thinking.'' Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6) Bring cheerleaders.

7) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five минуты into it, loudly say to the instructor, ``I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?''

8) On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this Вопрос on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

9) Bring your pet рыба in his рыба bowl and say it's your lucky charm.

10) Bring your Nintendo DS and turn the volume up full blast.

11) Fifteen минуты into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out ``Merry Christmas.'' If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say Ты Остаться в живых the first one. Repeat the process every fifteen minutes.

12) Do the exam with crayons, paint, или fluorescent markers.

13) Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

14) Do the entire exam in another language. If Ты don't know one, make one up. For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

15) Bring things to throw at the instructor when he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest you.

16) Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc.)

17) Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all Вопросы and Ответы completely blacked out.

18) Get the exam. Twenty минуты into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ``Fuck this!'' and walk out triumphantly.

19) Arrange a protest before the exam starts (e.g. Threaten the instructor that whether или not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one час to get drunk.)

20) Показать up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means that at some point during the exam, Ты should start crying for mommy.)

21) Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him in a very derogatory tone, ``The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!''

22) Комментарий on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

23) Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.

24) Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

25) Bring a friend to give Ты a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because Ты have bad circulation.

26) Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise your're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the Комментарий ``Please use the attached notes for references as Ты see fit.''

27) After Ты get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him.

28) One word: Wrestlemania.

29) Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right Далее to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

30) Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If Ты are asked to stop, say ``it helps me think.'' Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase ``Told Ты so.''
posted by misscrazel
PROLOGUE
I watched a deer bound through the trees. I was about to turn and leave when I saw somone, или something crouching in the bushes. I walked a bit closer. He looked like a teenager but he wasn't much bigger then me. He had long blond hair and bright big blue eyes. Then I saw something odd. His ears were pointed. And they weren't just slightly pointed. Like an elf's. I stepped closer and he darted away through the trees. 
I chased after him barley keeping up. Once I Остаться в живых him but then I saw a flash of his blond hair. Just when I was tiring he abruptly stopped. I would've bumped into him...
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posted by TheFan2000
5:45 AM- Wake up, whine to parents about a terrible headache
6:00 AM- Discover that temperature is 99 degrees, go back to sleep
6:45 AM- Wake up again suffering a severe bout of chills and feeling extremely groggy
7:00 AM- Eat breakfast, make final decision to stay Главная from school
7:30 AM- Suffer another episode of chills and go up to bedroom
7:35 AM- Take a morning nap before chills get worse
7:45 AM- Become extremely cold, get another headache, crank up the heated blanket to the highest it'll go
8:00 AM- Violently yank off heated blanket and turn down heat after waking up sweating
9:00 AM- Wake...
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1. Leaving holes in the backstory.

As learned from Marty Chan, the human imagination is not only the most beautiful place in the world, it can also be the most horrific. If a person leaves some Космос empty (ex: "Tara disappeared after the encounter and was never heard from again....") , your mind will immediately fill it in, your imagination coming up with the most grisly scenario possible....

2. Waiting a REALLY long time for the killer/ monster to Показать up.

The person becomes bored and even slightly drowsy, which makes them еще vulnerable to fear. If the antagonist pops up about halfway through (especially out of nowhere, and at night) they'll jump up as though just awaken from a nightmare. A little humor will definitely help if you're planning on doing this.
posted by misscrazel
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               SPENCER
"Belinda!" I yelled my face was hot from running and I could hardly breath. Her name echoed through the hall. "Belinda!"
Crap. My teacher. There wasn't anything else I could do. So I kept running. I slammed into her as hard as I could. She stumbled off balance. Perfect. I slipped past. I grabbed Belinda's arm. She took a step back. I Остаться в живых my grip and fell. Belinda fell backwards onto me. I wrapped my arms around her. I flipped her towards me. She banged her head against mine. I kissed her. She squirmed away and ran into the girls...
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.

The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.

The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell Далее to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

Revolvers cannot be silenced because of all the noisy gasses which escape the cylinder...
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posted by teamsalvatore98
But haven't we all? I've сказал(-а) some things, but who hasn't? I've thought about things, but doesn't everybody? this Статья is not about trying to get Ты to ask Christ for forgiveness. it's about telling everybody that they are not alone. my whole life I thought that I'm the only 1 who goes through stuff that I go through. but it's not true. my dad has seizure problems, my mom barely has time to do anything with us, and my family has financial issues, but that is okay. I've been bullied, and there's been times when I committed self harm. The thing is, Ты may think that Ты are alone, but there's...
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Hi, my name is james. im am 13 yrs old. i was beat from school. i had gotten 8 hrs detention for Актёрское искусство like rigby during math class. some teachers huh? anyway, it was 10:00 PM when i got home. i went up the stairs to my bedroom, shut the door, got into my pj's and got in bed. as i laid in my bed, i closed my eyes and thought, dang, the regular Показать universe seems pretty awsome. no school, no detention, it's perfect. then i fell into a deep sleep. this is where the story begins. i woke up on a hard surface, i got up and was in a white room. where the heck am i, i thought. as i turned around...
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I was Письмо this, and I want to know if it is any good before I contnue! Can I have your opinions and suggestions?
Chapter 2 isn't finished, so no Комментарий on the incompletion, please, it is a work in progress!

THANK YOU! :P








In the battle against two myths, two High School sweethearts must face the ultimate challenge; either put everything at risk to be together, или put their Любовь at risk to stay alive.


Chapter 1

Henna


Well, let’s just say that my life is not normal. In fact, it’s probably at the most least normal level as it could possibly get. I had never even heard of this myth until it had...
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So, I was Письмо this book, and I didn't know if it would ba any good или not, and I want your opinion on it before I continue Письмо it, maybe Опубликовать it, and then make an жопа, попка out of myself if it sucks..... So please be a critic on thi exerpt on the first chapter, and any suggestions, any opinions, will be aknowledged. :) Thank you!






Chapter 1

Henna


Well, let’s just say that my life is not normal. In fact, it’s probably at the most least normal level as it could possibly get. I had never even heard of this myth until it had happened to me. Neither have you, because there are no records of...
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1. Have a nap. If Ты want to solve a problem, или come up with new ideas, then instead of always thinking - relax and have a nap. We’re usually еще creative when we’re feeling wide awake.

2. Get into the habit of making small talk. A casual remark can change the way Ты look at things - so talk and listen to everyone Ты meet.
3. Sign up for classes and seminars. Listening to the ideas and opinions of others increases the connections Ты make in your brain. Also, it is usually inspiring and highly motivating.

4. Make sure Ты spend time with creative people. Often these are people who think...
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Honestly like i will NEVER EVER understand people who think kindles and other ebooks are like the spawn of satan

sure paper smells nice but the point of Книги is the content which is the same however Ты read them calm the fuck down Иисус christ. so my mom is going to be here tomorrow but the only way she is willing to see me is if she brings her boyfriend along.

now i’ve never met him, and maybe i should be this upset about it, but i haven’t seen my mom in about a год (it might be longer) and she isn’t willing to put me ahead of her fucking boyfriend for like 2 hours. at least that’s...
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Omg there’s pastaaaaaaa for ужин and i’m going to be Главная alone again. i feel kind of happy whenever i’m Главная alone. i think its because i eventually got used to the quietness around the house when my sister was almost always never Главная because of school. it feels kind of nice actually. Cait just told me she might quit. DAFUQ. SO MAD. Coach Ron isn’t that good, but WHY CAN’T SHE JUST TAKE CHARGE LIKE A CAPTAIN SHOULD. She always gets hella pissed fast and it’s scary. I mean, I try not to offend, but she gets mad anyways. If Innah and Cait are gone, we’re gonna lose all our matches....
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Patrick(Tricky) Vaughn Stump: A quiet but friendly face and a voice to DIE for. My husband and frontman of Fall Out Boy, my hopes and dreams, my life and heart. He is very talented and he is about the most sweetest thing I've ever met. He was my best friend ever since 3rd grade then we became a couple in high school, I moved away and never saw him again...but I'll save that tale for another time as for I reunited with Patrick after a tragic event between one of my exes. I Любовь him with my all my сердце and he's really special to me...and now we're marrried <3

Danielle(Dani...don't ever...EVER...
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1. My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years. Any separation from Ты will be painful: remember that before Ты get me.

2. Give me time to understand what Ты want of me.

3. Place your trust in me—it is crucial to my well being.

4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.

5. Ты have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I only have you.

6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice.

7. Be aware that however Ты treat me, I will never forget.

8. Remember before Ты hit me that I have sharp teeth that could easily...
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posted by E-Scope90
Between 10-12% of people on earth are “lefties.” Women are еще likely to be right-handed than men by about 4 percentage points.i
August 13th is “Left-Hander’s Day.” Launched in 1992, this yearly event celebrates left-handedness and raises awareness of the difficulties and frustrations left-handers experience every день in a world designed for right-handers.c
At various times in history, left-handedness has been seen as many things: a nasty habit, a mark of the devil, a sign of neurosis, rebellion, criminality, and homosexuality. It has also been seen as a trait indicating creativity...
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I’m just putting it out there that the Болталка Фан club is for posting anything and everything hence the name the Болталка Фан club and those who don’t understand that should be removed from this club as the word Болталка means being weird или not normal just means to be different to be unique to be a thing for all things i always thought that the Болталка Фан club could be a MLP Комментарий the below it a HP Комментарий if no one understands this then the meaning of the Болталка Фан club lives no longer so i beg for Ты to see reason this club is for everyone to post everything and anything they want see reason it is a fact being Болталка is a good thing but blocking out peoples randomness is not cool bros
posted by hetaliaitaly
The moment Ты took your life
I felt mine ended too.
If I could only turn back time
there’s so much I would undo.

I didn’t see the warning signs.
Ты held them deep inside.
Struggles Ты were going through
Ты did so well to hide.

I’m left with guilt and sorrow,
and confusion as to why
Ты didn’t tell me of your pain
and felt Ты had to die.

The Sadness of the sight was just to much to bare
And now its me lying here
Cold,Crimson and Dead

Ты will never know how I feel inside,
The pain that still resides,
Happiness was once in my life,
Those days have long since ceased.
posted by DramaQueen1020
Список of things I love, and Список of things I hate.
If anyone agrees Ты can post below. These are all random. ish.

Love
1) Pictures with funny captions.
2) Ice cream.
3) Moustaches.
4) Poison dart frogs :P
5) Cats
6) Cute cats
7) Cute Кошки in silly poses.
8) Daffodils
9) Laughing.
10) Kitkats. The candy, yum!
11) Harry Potter
12) Sirius Black
13) Sirius the star.
14) Plaid
15) Queen!!! :)
16) Lemonade
17) Funny rants for no reason
18) Rants that have a reason
19) Unicorns
20) My boyfriend. (jk, don't have one at the moment)
21) Jewelry
22) Peace symbols
22) Theatre games
23) Stupid theatre games
24) Freaky things
25) Ellen...
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posted by kitty190123
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This is really stupid but I was feeling bored...
HOW TO INSTALL SOFTWARE

1. Examine the software packaging until Ты find a little printed box that explains what kind of computer system Ты need to run the software. It should look something like this:

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
2386 PROCESSOR или HIGHER
628.8 MEGAHERTZ MODEM
719.7 MB FREE DISK Космос
3546 MB RAM
432323 MB ROM
05948737 MB RPM ANTILOCK BRAKING SYSTEM

NOTE: This software will not work on your computer.

2. Open the software packaging and remove the manual. This will contain detailed instructions on installing, operating, and troubleshooting the software. Throw it away.

3. Find the actual software,...
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