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posted by zanhar1
By all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if Ты do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D

Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!


#2 They are friends? Ship it!

#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!

#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!

#5 They used to be Друзья but now they don't like each other? Much ship!

#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder Ты ship.

#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now shippable.

#8 Okay okay Ты can ship x's sibling with character y.

#9 And if you're feeling adventurous, edgy, and controversial ship person x and his/her sibling.

#10 If they hate each other/are rivals it's shippable.

#11 Is one of these rivals evil? And the other good? Of course that's how it is! Ship it! Ship it hard!

#12 Shipping your Избранное character's lover with your секунда Избранное character's lover is recommended.

#13 Now don't just ship your Избранное characters' Влюбленные together; play mix n match and have your Избранное and секунда Избранное switch lovers!

#14 Ya know what's better than one of your Избранное characters in a relationship? Having your two избранное Любовь each other. Ship that. Pronto.

#15 Yeah, that's all well and dandy. But now your least Избранное is feeling left out. Follow rules 12 & 13 but switch your 2nd Избранное out for your least favorite.

#16 What? Not wiiiled enough for you? Fine then, ship your Избранное with your least Избранное for maximum mixed feelings!

#17 Любовь triangle? Lol, not a problem; ship them all together in one giant threesome yacht.

#18 Number 17 is a no go? Well ship person A with person B while simultaneously shipping person A with person C.

#19 And then ship person B with person C.

#20 Its a bonus if person A cheated on person B with person C. Then ship person B with person C harder as person A cries in the distance.

#21 Is person A a peasant? Yes? *Le gasp* no way!!! Because person B is a prince/princess. Ты know what that means...SHIP IT!!!

#22 "My ship is sinking though." Go down with it captain.

#23 Person A is a pirate. Wonderful! This person can be shipped with everyone automatically. Let person A chase that booty!

#24 "But it's not canon." Sure it is. Anything is canon if Ты ship it hard enough.

#25 "But no one else ships it?" Then make them.

#26 What's this??? Ты have a NOTP??? Ha ha, no Ты don't everything is shippable. Ship all the things!

#27 Did Ты know that if they are opposites--personalitywise they are shippable.

#28 Your characters control one of the four elements? Ты know what they say; opposites attract.

#29 So do same elements.

#30 Matches like Air/Water или Fire/Earth work too. Sure they are neither opposites nor the same. But we don't discriminate.

#31 Male/Male Female/Female Female/Male. What did I say about discriminating. We don't do that here!

#32 "Yeah, but the Показать hasn't even aired yet. I just saw the trailer." Wonderful! Ты can start shipping earlier. Ты can ship them before shipping them was cool Ты hipster you!

#33 Do they run in the same pack? Are they part of the same organization? Then ship 'em! Each and every person in the organization will be shipped with every other member.

#34 Does your Избранное character have a clone? Ship that also.

#35 "But isn't that kinda weird?" *Shrugs* I don't Вопрос it.

#36 Is it canon? Lucky you. Ship it.

#37 Not canon? The Автор is wrong. Fight the man. Put up resistance.

#38 If the word sempai was ever said, it's shippable.

#39 Got real life friends? Ship them.

#40 Hell, ship yourself. Go out and get some Любовь dammit!

#41 Shipping characters with object is not off limits Ты know. Ship Jerry with his Избранное lamp shade.

#42 Ship yourself with the character. Your self insert fic is waiting

#43 Ya know what else Ты can ship? Ты and your least favorite.

#44 Someone is hating on your Избранное character? Ship them with the character.

#45 Oh You're jealous now? Refer to rule 18.

#46 Background characters need Любовь too. Ship them together.

#47 или ship them with the main character.

#48 Secondary is fine too.

#49 Fine Ты can ship singers too.

#50 Every character can be shipped with the author.
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posted by IloveMyLord

In jealousy there is еще of self-love than love.
FranÁois de la Rochefoucauld
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
Lope de Vega
Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it
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Peace of mind makes the body healthy, but jealousy is like a cancer.
Bible
Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most горький of the emotions because associated with the sweetest.
A.R. Orage...
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posted by dylin1
Time for some fun... LOL twss

Body: TEN THINGS ABOUT Ты
1. Are Ты single?
Yeah.

2. Are Ты happy about that?
no

3. Are Ты bored?
YES

4. Are Ты sad?
Nah.

5. Are Ты Italian?
No...

6. Are Ты pregnant?
HELL NO

8. Are Ты cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are Ты Irish?
Yeah

10. Are your parents still married?
Nope

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:
sheiber

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:
chill

9. Избранное color:
black,white,blue,purple,red....
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