#1: LED ZEPPLIN STEAL SONGS:
I actually UNDERSTAND the hate on Led Zepplin.
They recreate songs, apparently NON of those songs are orginally written by them.
And they don't pay for the RIGHTS either..


#2: SANTA CLAUS:
The name Santa Claus is synonymous with Рождество time, the Christian celebration of the birth of Иисус Christ. Actually, many elements of the Santa Claus story hold very little Christian relevance. The fat, happy Santa of our childhood memories is actually based on the fearsome Norse god of war – Odin..


#3: THE GRINCH MOVIE:
Nostalgia Cretic actually RUINED my happy memories of this movie... Damn Ты Doug Walker! Never thought I'd say that.


#4: BRUCE WILLIS IS A DICK:
Sad.. He looked like a cool guy to..


#5: MODERN SPONGEBOB WILL RUIN YOUR CHILDHOOD:
I learned this the HARD way.
That innocent, free spirited, cute little Sponge that loves his friends. Now acts like he's on heavy drugs, and Squidward should of KEPT that restraining order..


#6: THE TRUTH ABOUT LEWIS CAROLL:
Lewis Carroll, the Автор of Alice in Wonderland, is thought to have been a pedophile. A photographic collection of naked young girls was found in his home, some of them being girls he was thought to have based characters on within his stories – such as Alice Liddel, who featured heavily in his photographs and was the inspiration for his character Alice.

Although no solid evidence exists to prove that Carroll ever abused young girls, the фото collection certainly adds a еще sinister light to this children’s classic, doesn’t it?


#7: Дисней COVERED UP THE TERRIBLE TRUTH:

A Избранное topic among listversers is the dramatically inaccurate retelling of fairy tales within modern children’s films. Childhood-destroying examples include: the Little Mermaid – who, rather than marrying a human prince like the movie would have us believe, actually kills herself. Then there’s Sleeping Beauty, who was not kissed awake by a loving prince, but raped by a king and woken by childbirth..


#8: JUMP IS ABOUT SUICIDE:
Apparently the фургон, ван Halen song Jump. Is about suicide. Happy thoughts, right?


#9: NEVER LISTEN TO THE TRUE MEANINGS OF розовый FLOYD SONGS:
YOUNG LUST: is about fucking prostitutes and cheating on your loved ones.
RUN LIKE HELL: Has a lot of Neo Nazi meanings behind it, so dose WAITING FOR THE WORMS..


#10: RING AROUND THE ROSY:
It's very well known by now.
But this song is about the BLACK DEATH, that killed thousands of people..