#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your Друзья hit Ты on the back and spit out a piece of white gum или a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until Ты have $20 или more.
#7 If Ты have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do Дети come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob или Музыка videos.
#4 Go around Пение the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
#9 Have one of your Друзья hit Ты on the back and spit out a piece of white gum или a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until Ты have $20 или more.
#7 If Ты have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do Дети come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob или Музыка videos.
#4 Go around Пение the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If Ты can read English, Ты can cook. For Instance. Basic хлеб stuffing, melt one third cup of масло, сливочное масло in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick масло, сливочное масло on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.
Joey = Good Morning! How Ты guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't Ты wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?
Michelle = Ты got it, dude.
Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.
Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!
Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.
Jesse = Have Mercy!
DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new гитара student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick масло, сливочное масло on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.
Joey = Good Morning! How Ты guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't Ты wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?
Michelle = Ты got it, dude.
Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.
Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!
Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.
Jesse = Have Mercy!
DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new гитара student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
Kate: then she she was all like OH NO Ты did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!
Liz: What's that? Kiss your boy friend?
Kate: No not that bad!
Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!
Kate: Wores.
Liz: Break your leg?
Kate: no.
Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?
Kate: I told Ты not to remind me of that!
Liz: sorry. What?
Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!
LIZ: NO!
Kate: Yes!
Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!
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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a секунда ago. well tell me what Ты think!I am planing on making еще short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
Liz: What's that? Kiss your boy friend?
Kate: No not that bad!
Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!
Kate: Wores.
Liz: Break your leg?
Kate: no.
Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?
Kate: I told Ты not to remind me of that!
Liz: sorry. What?
Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!
LIZ: NO!
Kate: Yes!
Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!
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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a секунда ago. well tell me what Ты think!I am planing on making еще short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
1. The coffee-flavored donut.
2. The ShamWOW!
3. Middle school или any school in particular
4. Baseball cards
5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it
6. Misquitoes
7. Bees!!!!!!!!
8. Wasps!!!!
9. People who think they have ESP
10. Math
11. The попкорн ball
12. A Пение баскетбол (yes they're real)
13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)
14. Antelopes
15. automatic soap dispensers
2. The ShamWOW!
3. Middle school или any school in particular
4. Baseball cards
5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it
6. Misquitoes
7. Bees!!!!!!!!
8. Wasps!!!!
9. People who think they have ESP
10. Math
11. The попкорн ball
12. A Пение баскетбол (yes they're real)
13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)
14. Antelopes
15. automatic soap dispensers
Ты held it all in
I should’ve put the огонь out
Ты were in pain and it’s all my fault
The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
Ты bled but no one heard
Ты were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault
So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what Ты wanted it to be
Ты were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault
I should’ve put the огонь out
Ты were in pain and it’s all my fault
The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
Ты bled but no one heard
Ты were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault
So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what Ты wanted it to be
Ты were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault