Ah... Youtube. You're one of my Избранное websites in the entire history of the internet. The content Ты Показать me is truly enlightening. I always watch the Видео Ты have on display... It's just the best experience that anyone could ever ask for. I Любовь you, Youtube.
WELL NOT ENTIRELY! This video sharing website may be one of the best of the best, but it has its fair share of cons. Ты know those people I mentioned up there? They're apart of the major screwups of Youtube. This is what I'm going to talk about for almost the whole article.
Ready? Set... GO!
First, let's talk about the infamous FOUSEYTUBE. This piece of shit has faked himself getting assaulted by RiceGum for Просмотры and subscribers, compared himself to Martin Luther King Jr/Gandhi/Malcom X/Tupac et cetera, and even made shitty prank Видео that were obviously staged. I don't know where to even start, all I know is that FOUSEYtube is just one of the biggest losers on Youtube.
Далее up is... *shivers intensely*...3lamestudio. This... poor excuse of an animator is the reason why so many radiation-related deaths have occurred in the world. His "animations" are the reason why Trump is even running for president in the first place. TRUMP IS ACTUALLY PLANNING TO ASSASSINATE 3LAMESTUDIO! WE'RE BEING SAVED!!
Anyway, 3lamestudio is an abomination of a human and a rat. He makes horrible animations with stolen art in them. 3lame is well known for making a video mixing two of the most trendiest things at the time: twerking and FNaF. I recommend that Ты NOT watch сказал(-а) video, because it's sure to make Ты rethink your life. But, if you're that much of a curious bastid, the Анимация is titled "The twerk of '87".
I WARNED YOU. I REALLY DID WARN YOU. DON'T BLAME ME IF Ты DIE.
With that out of the way, let's dive even deeper into the roots of Youtube and talk about another horrible animator. He's called "LHugueny" and his animations are shit. Seriously, they lack no creativity at all. LHugueny is known for his horrible Undertale musical AND his FNaF World musical. Let's be honest, at least he tried. But, he still makes bad content. The fact that he gets a mention in this rant is good enough, right?
If Ты actually decide to check LHugueny out, then I'll just say this:
You'll die of cringe. The cringe will have a tumor growing on your back, and it will weigh Ты down. Once you're completely helpless, сказал(-а) tumor will eat Ты alive. This is your first and only warning. Take this into consideration and be wise.
Now, Ты may be telling yourself things like "This idiotic girl is overreacting, what a waste of time!", and "Alexis, chill. This ain't the end of the world." right now. But, let me just say that you're probably right. PROBABLY. But, it's not gonna be my fault when you're actually going to realize how incredibly hateful these people are.
"ALEXIS, YOU'RE PROMOTING HATE TOWARDS THESE INDIVIDUALS. TO CYBER JAIL Ты GO!!!"
I hope Ты never end up actually saying such a thing. My feelings are fragile... and it's seven years bad luck if Ты hurt them in any way. ;_; { definitely not attention seeking ;;)) }
I just realized I'm getting way off-topic. So, the moral of this rant is to never expect something to be perfect. Youtube is a great website, but like I said, there are cons to it. Expecting something или someone to be perfect is also a dick move, so don't do that. Unless Ты wanna be known as my... OLD ART TEACHER!! >:D
On a rather еще serious note, I hope anyone out there who is Чтение this liked it. If Ты do, I'm glad Ты did. I spent a quality amount of time thinking about and Письмо this rant. If Ты have any suggestions for a new one, tell me if Ты so please!
(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving Любовь in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in Ты and the things Ты doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car вперед saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If Ты are hung like a horse, Ты don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
гитара by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if Ты think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if Ты just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if Ты think that we cant sing it faster then Ты wrong but itll help if Ты just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if Ты just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
гитара by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if Ты think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if Ты just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if Ты think that we cant sing it faster then Ты wrong but itll help if Ты just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if Ты just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
