Intro song: Junkie Kid - Melody

Hey, Болталка clubbers. The Garnet UMBR3ON here! Remember the Jungleterror post I made? Well, this is my post on my favourite hard house AND бас, бас-гитара house songs and remixes! songs and remixes! By бас, бас-гитара house, I mean JAUZ, Ephwurd (Datsik and Bais Haus), Don Diablo. Sorry, I'm not talking about the UK hard house. I'm talking Junkie Kid, Calixto, the like. Ты know what...? Let's call it neo-hard house!




About neo-hard house, it's a genre of hardstyle, big room house, and Dutch house put together. The songs have anywhere from 130...

Эй, guys i recently found out about some amazing Google features and thought to share it with Ты guys. Google not only made our lives easy but made it full of fun. Well we all agree to that, don't we?

NOTE: I use Google Chrome so i don't if these also work on other sites.

Here are a few i like the most. Some of Ты might already be familiar with them.

1. Do A Barrel Roll:

Type "Do a barrel roll" in the Поиск bar and tadaa Google will whirl. This ones a simple yet interesting one.

2. Google Gravity:

Ok for fist Ты "have" to type Google.com. Then at the bottom Ты will see settings. Go there and...

I don't own any of these
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1. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

2. Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

3. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

4. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

5. What do Ты call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I don't know,...