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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 винная бутыль, magnum, магнум as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he огонь six shots? или only five? Well to tell Ты the truth I kinda Остаться в живых track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* Ты gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do Ты punk? Do Ты punk?
The song fades away as the bank robber grabs his shotgun
Bank Robber: Fuck this. *Shoots himself in the mouth*
Irvin Kershner: Perfect. Now Ты go to Chicago, and get ambushed by a guy in a black suit.
Frank Sinatra: Wrong film. That doesn't happen until 1980.
Irvin Kershner: Well, uh...then Ты go to Florida. Then meet a midget in a swamp who teaches Ты how to carry...rocks. With your mind!
Frank Sinatra: That also doesn't happen until 1980. Ты know what? I'm just gonna go get shitfaced and kill Scorpio with a bottle of scotch.
And there Ты have it. With a lot of singing, and drunk action scenes, this is what Dirty Harry would have been if Frank Sinatra was the star, instead of Clint Eastwood. Goodbye everyone.
Hello there! My name is Jared, and I was a huge Фан of this old blog named Ask Dr. Robotnik, but it was cancelled due to his life having too much work.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
Ты type in the Комментарии section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all Ты have to do is type into the Комментарии section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ Комментарии I'll make a new Статья answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
Ты type in the Комментарии section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all Ты have to do is type into the Комментарии section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ Комментарии I'll make a new Статья answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
Comment now!
