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Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your Сообщить cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good Сообщить card. (Sugar sees her Сообщить card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and дата for your Student of the год award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my Сообщить card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my Сообщить card, again. But I can swap my Сообщить card with Ella's. I could just пересекать, крест out and switch our names on our Сообщить cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her Сообщить card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your Сообщить cards signed by your parents. Goodbye.
(One час Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did Ты get your Сообщить card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's Сообщить card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my Сообщить card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her Сообщить card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best Сообщить cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her Сообщить card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a Сообщить card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure Ты Ella did not got a 0.0 on her Сообщить card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's Сообщить card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real Сообщить card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank Ты so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your Сообщить card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's Сообщить card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. Ты actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake Сообщить card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration ужин with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are Ты all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped Сообщить cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real Сообщить card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe Ты swapped Сообщить cards and got a 0.0 on your real Сообщить card! I just spent $1000 dollars for Ты at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! Ты are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real Сообщить card Комментарии read: Ella has been the sweetest Энджел in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real Сообщить card Комментарии read: This has been the worst год that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority или instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate Видео on the computers. I recommend either Special день Class или Sugar repeating the same grade Далее year.
Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your Сообщить cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good Сообщить card. (Sugar sees her Сообщить card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and дата for your Student of the год award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my Сообщить card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my Сообщить card, again. But I can swap my Сообщить card with Ella's. I could just пересекать, крест out and switch our names on our Сообщить cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her Сообщить card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your Сообщить cards signed by your parents. Goodbye.
(One час Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did Ты get your Сообщить card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's Сообщить card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my Сообщить card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her Сообщить card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best Сообщить cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her Сообщить card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a Сообщить card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure Ты Ella did not got a 0.0 on her Сообщить card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's Сообщить card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real Сообщить card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank Ты so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your Сообщить card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's Сообщить card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. Ты actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake Сообщить card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration ужин with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are Ты all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped Сообщить cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real Сообщить card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe Ты swapped Сообщить cards and got a 0.0 on your real Сообщить card! I just spent $1000 dollars for Ты at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! Ты are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real Сообщить card Комментарии read: Ella has been the sweetest Энджел in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real Сообщить card Комментарии read: This has been the worst год that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority или instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate Видео on the computers. I recommend either Special день Class или Sugar repeating the same grade Далее year.
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