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Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and сказал(-а) "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"
Tarrant сказал(-а) "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."
Alice сказал(-а) "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."
Alice сказал(-а) "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."
Alice сказал(-а) "What?"
Tarrant сказал(-а) "You should swim in the pool wearing 1 of my new hats to find out if the hats can float."
Alice сказал(-а) "Okay, but I'll need a swimsuit."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Luckily swimsuits are on sale. Buy 9, get 1 free."
Alice сказал(-а) "That's not a very good sale."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Well it seemed like a good sale to me which is why I bought 10 swimsuits." Tarrant handed a light blue купальник to Alice. Tarrant сказал(-а) "When you're ready we will test out my floating hats."
Alice and Tarrant went to the swimming pool. Tarrant сказал(-а) "Hello. I'm Tarrant. I'm your lifeguard today. Please don't drown."
Alice сказал(-а) "I got on this розовый floating hat."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Lovely. Please go into the swimming pool and find out if the hat will float."
Alice сказал(-а) "Yes sir."
The Dormouse сказал(-а) "The white rabbit is drowning."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Rabbit please stop drowning."
The white rabbit сказал(-а) "Okay." The white rabbit stopped drowning.
Alice was in the pool. She сказал(-а) "The hat is floating."
Tarrant did a victory dance. He сказал(-а) "That's wonderful."
Alice сказал(-а) "Is there anything else that I should do?"
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Yes. Wear 2 floating hats at the same time."
Alice сказал(-а) "Um okay."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Great. It's working. 2 hats can float even while on вверх of each other."
Alice сказал(-а) "How cool."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "But I know to things even cooler." Tarrant put 48 еще hats on Alice's head. Tarrant сказал(-а) "Are they floating?" 50 hats weighed so much that Alice started to drown.
Alice сказал(-а) "Oh no."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Where's the lifeguard?"
The Dormouse сказал(-а) "You're the lifeguard."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Really? This isn't good."
The March заяц сказал(-а) "You better get her out of the pool."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "I don't see her, because the pool is full of hats."
Tarrant jumped into the pool. He сказал(-а) "I'll feel around to find Alice. That feels like her. I need to pull harder." Tarrant pulled hard and threw something out of the pool. He сказал(-а) "I think I got her. She weighs less than I expected."
Alice сказал(-а) "Tarrant Ты saved a couple of hats, not me."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Oh. I'll try again."
Alice сказал(-а) "I'm here. Please save me."
Tarrant pulled and сказал(-а) "There's no need to fear, the hatter is here."
Alice "Please pull harder." Alice heard some tearing sounds.
Tarrant threw Alice out of the pool. Tarrant grabbed the floating hats. Tarrant сказал(-а) "Some of my hats got torn. How sad. Also someone's light blue купальник got ripped apart." Alice's купальник was destroyed. A bare Alice ran to the changing room. Tarrant сказал(-а) "Where is Alice?"
Alice accidentally ran to the male changing room. The Cheshire Cat сказал(-а) "Wrong room."
Alice сказал(-а) "I'm sorry." Alice ran to the female changing room.
A few минуты later Alice returned wearing her Chinese dress. Tarrant сказал(-а) "I'm sorry that Ты almost drowned Alice. I'm a terrible lifeguard."
Alice сказал(-а) "That's true, but you're the most wonderful friend ever."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "And Ты are the most wonderful time traveler ever. You're even better than Christopher Lloyd. By the way do Ты feel alright? Do Ты need CPR?"
Alice сказал(-а) "No."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Great, because I don't know how to do CPR."
Alice сказал(-а) "How were Ты allowed to be a lifeguard?"
Tarrant сказал(-а) "I pretended to know what I was talking about."
Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and сказал(-а) "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"
Tarrant сказал(-а) "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."
Alice сказал(-а) "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."
Alice сказал(-а) "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."
Alice сказал(-а) "What?"
Tarrant сказал(-а) "You should swim in the pool wearing 1 of my new hats to find out if the hats can float."
Alice сказал(-а) "Okay, but I'll need a swimsuit."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Luckily swimsuits are on sale. Buy 9, get 1 free."
Alice сказал(-а) "That's not a very good sale."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Well it seemed like a good sale to me which is why I bought 10 swimsuits." Tarrant handed a light blue купальник to Alice. Tarrant сказал(-а) "When you're ready we will test out my floating hats."
Alice and Tarrant went to the swimming pool. Tarrant сказал(-а) "Hello. I'm Tarrant. I'm your lifeguard today. Please don't drown."
Alice сказал(-а) "I got on this розовый floating hat."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Lovely. Please go into the swimming pool and find out if the hat will float."
Alice сказал(-а) "Yes sir."
The Dormouse сказал(-а) "The white rabbit is drowning."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Rabbit please stop drowning."
The white rabbit сказал(-а) "Okay." The white rabbit stopped drowning.
Alice was in the pool. She сказал(-а) "The hat is floating."
Tarrant did a victory dance. He сказал(-а) "That's wonderful."
Alice сказал(-а) "Is there anything else that I should do?"
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Yes. Wear 2 floating hats at the same time."
Alice сказал(-а) "Um okay."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Great. It's working. 2 hats can float even while on вверх of each other."
Alice сказал(-а) "How cool."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "But I know to things even cooler." Tarrant put 48 еще hats on Alice's head. Tarrant сказал(-а) "Are they floating?" 50 hats weighed so much that Alice started to drown.
Alice сказал(-а) "Oh no."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Where's the lifeguard?"
The Dormouse сказал(-а) "You're the lifeguard."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Really? This isn't good."
The March заяц сказал(-а) "You better get her out of the pool."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "I don't see her, because the pool is full of hats."
Tarrant jumped into the pool. He сказал(-а) "I'll feel around to find Alice. That feels like her. I need to pull harder." Tarrant pulled hard and threw something out of the pool. He сказал(-а) "I think I got her. She weighs less than I expected."
Alice сказал(-а) "Tarrant Ты saved a couple of hats, not me."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Oh. I'll try again."
Alice сказал(-а) "I'm here. Please save me."
Tarrant pulled and сказал(-а) "There's no need to fear, the hatter is here."
Alice "Please pull harder." Alice heard some tearing sounds.
Tarrant threw Alice out of the pool. Tarrant grabbed the floating hats. Tarrant сказал(-а) "Some of my hats got torn. How sad. Also someone's light blue купальник got ripped apart." Alice's купальник was destroyed. A bare Alice ran to the changing room. Tarrant сказал(-а) "Where is Alice?"
Alice accidentally ran to the male changing room. The Cheshire Cat сказал(-а) "Wrong room."
Alice сказал(-а) "I'm sorry." Alice ran to the female changing room.
A few минуты later Alice returned wearing her Chinese dress. Tarrant сказал(-а) "I'm sorry that Ты almost drowned Alice. I'm a terrible lifeguard."
Alice сказал(-а) "That's true, but you're the most wonderful friend ever."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "And Ты are the most wonderful time traveler ever. You're even better than Christopher Lloyd. By the way do Ты feel alright? Do Ты need CPR?"
Alice сказал(-а) "No."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Great, because I don't know how to do CPR."
Alice сказал(-а) "How were Ты allowed to be a lifeguard?"
Tarrant сказал(-а) "I pretended to know what I was talking about."
