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posted by whatsupbugs
Hi. Here are some Болталка lessons.

1. Smiles are better than frowns.

2. A friendly greeting to a friend или even someone Ты barely know can make a big difference.

3. Making your loved ones happy is еще vaulable than any material item.

4. Being happy with the people Ты Любовь is worth еще than all the money in your wallet combined.

5. Even when things get bad an optimistic attitude and hard working dedication can make things better.

6. Being безопасно, сейф is important, just don't overthink everything.

7. Calling bullies the things they call Ты in response won't make things better.

8. It's good to be nice to everybody, even the people who act bad. Being kinder than the bad guys can inspire them to change their ways.

9. Respecting opinions is important even if Ты highly disagree with other peoples' opinions.

10. People shouldn't be mocked for being unique as long as they don't do anything morally wrong.
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posted by BlackSunshine
Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call Ты Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until Ты hear the penny Ты dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....
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"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious by now"

"Do what Ты want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want Ты to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, Ты moron."

"You're...so manly "means" Ты need a shave and Ты sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all Ты ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I...
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posted by Nick16
Why did I get divorced????

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do Ты mind if I goin to the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 минуты later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,"SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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