Canada is finally getting footage on Youtube so can I do this way better than from last time I put this article..
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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd Ты leave the toilet сиденье, место, сиденья up?
Peele: сука WHY WAS Ты LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do Ты even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I сказал(-а) whatever.
Key: (reading text) Like I сказал(-а) whatever!?.. FUCK THIS GUY!!
#4:
Peele: (as girl character) Ты are LITERARY an asshole!
Key: I can't be LITERARY an asshole! I have legs, and a body!
#5:
(to live audience)
Key: In movies.. In every group of 3 white friends, they always has to be the "black best friend".
Peele: Yes, and the lines are always the same.. (names several lines I forget what they are).
Key: There's also..
Both: Oh Hell's no!..
Peele: Yes, and they always say the moral at the end.. "Guess Ты learned the true meaning of (insert here)"
Key: Come on guys... Not "every" black dude is "wise" and "reasonable".
#6:
(to live audience)
Key: I heard a line by Mel Gibson.. He сказал(-а) "I hope Ты get rapped by a pack of niggers!"... a PACK!?
Peele: Yes. He is the most racist man in the world.
Key: If he сказал(-а) a pack of.. African americans... It is NOT better..
#7:
Peele: (telling joke) So there's this girl.
Key: uh huh?
Peele: and she goes to her doctor.
Key: (giggles).
Peele: And asks him.. Will Ты have Kiss with me?
Key: (bursts into laughter).
Peele: No.. That wasn't the joke.. It was just the build up.
Key: (laughs even harder).
Peele: (trying to shout over Keagan's laughter) She asks that.. And he says, no that would be unprofessional.
Key: Unprofessional. HAWHAWHAWHAW!!
Peele: Still not the перфоратор, удар, пунш line.
Key: (laughing anyway).
Peele: (over the laughter) SHE ASKS HIM AGAIN.. HE SAYS.. I SUDDEN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH Ты WAIT NOW.
Key: (falls silent, despite this having been the перфоратор, удар, пунш line)... Then what?
Peele: Guess.. She sues him.
Key: (laughs loudly).
#8:
(the duo wake up in the SAW bathroom).
Key: ... Not so bad.
Peele: Yes, it's all about prospective, at least I'm alive.
Key: Yeah, there's sort of a positive in having no opinions, we know we won't escape so we won't even try.
Peele: Plus.. All this time away from my phone.. My lap top.. I feel unplugged..
Key: And Ты know what else.. (his arm is cut off) Don't miss the arm... I'm a lefty anyway.
#9:
Killer: I will cover Ты in gasoline and set Ты on FIRE!!
Peele: Funny Ты should say that.. I'm getting pretty cold in here.
Killer; Why Ты doing to me!? YOU'RE MAKING ME CRAZY!!
Key; whoawhoawhoa, somebody needs a vacation.
#10:
(to live audience).
Key: We black people, avoid ANYTHING supernatural.
Peele: (pretending to be a magician) Pick a card.
Key: OH HELL'S NO! Ты A DEMON! (walks off),
#11:
Peele: I сказал(-а) biiiiiiiiitch!
#12:
VelJohnson: I AM AN ACTOR GENE, I WAS IN DIE HARD DAMMIT! FUCK STEVE URKEL
Producer: Ты WILL SUCK STEVE URKEL'S DICK IF Ты HAVE TOO! Ты WILL HE IS OUR хлеб AND BUTTER, Ты MOTHERFUCKER! I AM HIGH ON COCAINE!!!
VelJohnson: I'M A FUCKING ACTOR, GENE! I HAVE DONE еще COCAINE THAN Ты WEIGH, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
#13:
Key: (as news reporter) This just in.. Little baby susie is still missing.. Help us lo- What's that? They found her? She's fine? Well FUCK ME!! (throws something in anger).
#14:
Key: (as detective) We KNOW Ты killed her.. Ты have a song about it.
Peele: (as rapper) ... It's just words man.
Key: (as detective) The NAME of the album! Is "I killed (the victims name)!".. And look at the cover.. It's Ты standing over her body, holding the gun we found at the scene!
Peele; Ты have no evidence man.
#15:
key: (as idiot guard) BREAKING HIM OUT HERE!
Peele: (prisoner) Don't shout.. (sarcastically) may as well pull the alarm.
Key: Good idea.. (pulls the alarm).
#16:
Peele: Roommate meeting... Roommate meeting!
Key: Gogo, what the hell? I've got a hangover!
Peele: I don't give a fuck about your hangover, okay Brendan? I want a roommate meeting, and I want it now! Okay... Now, somebody's been taking shit out of the refrigerator and throwing it on the ground, and it's pissing me off. Is this another one of your stupid pranks, Jonald?
Jonald: No.. And YOUR pranks are stupid.
Peele; Is it you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Peel (scary ghost behind them) I said, somebody's been taking shit out of the fridge and throwing it on the fuckin ground! And I want to know who it is, because it's NOT, FUNNY!
Key: (the ghost behind is closer) Well, what I want to know is, who keeps pulling the sheets off my постель, кровати and hanging them from the ceiling Фан at night?
Peele; Was that you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Key: (ghost is closer) Have Ты been taking everybody's sheets off them in the night and hanging them from the ceiling fans?!
Monday: What? No.
Peele: (ghost is closer) Well, clearly, someone's been doing that!
(glass shatters obviously from the ghost)
Jarold; Whoa! Who did that?
Peele: (the ghost is still behind them) Yeah! who the FUCK just did that!?
Key; WHICH ONE OF Ты JUST, THREW, THAT, BOTTLE?!
Jonald: What are we even talking about right now? Peele: Did Ты fucking throw that bottle, Jonald? Jonald: No, Gogo! FUCK YOU! I didn't throw it!
Peele: Well, did Ты fucking throw that bottle, Brendon?
Jonald: Yeah! Ты WOULD do that, Brendon.
Key: Dude, no! I DIDN'T THROW THAT BOTTLLE!!
Peele: (ghost is inches away from them) Well, somebody threw that fucking bottle, and you're the one who drew dicks on everyone's forehead!
Monday: Yeah, Ты did do that!
Key: (ghost is touching him) But dicks are hilarious, though! This is just destructive!
Peele; What about you, Monday? Did Ты throw that bottle?
Ghost: (low growl).
Monday: What bottle?
Key: The fuckiing bottle, dude! It just smashed against the wall, and Ты even сказал(-а) some shit about it!
Monday: Well, I didn't throw a bottle.
Key: Well obviously (points at ghost) it wasn't Ping. He's got the best grades in the house.
Ping: (loud roar)
Jarold: Good point, Ping.. Come on guys, lets cool cool it with the profanity. Ты know Ping is very religious.
#17:
Killer: Hey.. Ты ladies want to see Channing Tatum?
Key and Peele: (dressed as girls). OH MY GOD! (they crawl in the van),
Peele: Where are Ты Channing?
Key; why Ты in a van
(killer closes doors and speeds off)
Key: (happily) Is that a meathook?
#18:
Peele: Ты WILL RESPECT ME! Ты LITTLE SHIT!!
19;
Both: We put the pussy of the train wails!!
20;
Teacher; A-A-Ron! Where are you? Where is A-A-Ron right now? No A-A-Ron, huh? Well, Ты better be sick, dead, или mute, A-A-Ron!
Student: Here!
Teacher: ... Why didn't Ты answer me the first time I сказал(-а) it.
Student; huh?
Teacher I'm just— y'know, I'm just askin', y'know. I сказал(-а) it, like, four times, so why didn't Ты say it the first time I сказал(-а) "A-A-Ron"?
Aaron: ...Because it's pronounced Aaron.
Teacher: SON OF A BITCH! (turns and around and swipes everything off his desk) Ты DONE MESSED UP A-A-RON! Now take your жопа, попка on down to O-Shag-Henessy's office right now and tell him what Ты did!
Aaron: Who?
Teacher: O-Shag-Henessy!
Aaron: Principal O'Shaughnessy?
Teacher: Get out of my goddamned classroom before I break my foot off in your ass! (Aaron flees)
Teacher; Inceboradant.. And chirdless.
21;
The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop: The player...
T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinsforth V: T.J.! A.J.!
The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop: ...formerly known...
EEEEE EEEEEEEEE: EEEEE!!!
Torque [Construction Noise] Lewith: [Construction noise.] LEWITH!
The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop: ...as Mousecop.
Donkey Teeth: And Donkey Teeth!
22;
Key, Peele, and several other black people form a flash mob dance to Музыка that sounds very much like Thriller..
White Man: RACE WARRRRRR! IT'S A GODDAMN RACE WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! (Starts gun).
Chaos invades the streets.
Key; Flash mob is cancelled.. Flash mob is cancelled..
23;
Wendell; Wow.. Ты really do care about Clara.
пицца man; I do
Wendell breaks a window rather than admit she isn't real.
Wendell; OH MY GOD CLARA JUST GOT SHOT!
пицца man; What, no!
Wendell; Oh god, just got her in the neck, she's dead, she's dead! I'm calling the cops she's dead. (hangs up)
пицца man; CLARA!! NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Wendell; Chinesse it is..
24;
Teacher; AIN'T NONE OF Ты OLD ENOUGH, O BE IN NO DAMN CLUB!!
25;
Warlord: What!?
Mook: But I did find something better: boiling hot water.
Warlord: What are Ты going to do wi-
Mook: (pours the boiling water on the warlord's crotch)
Warlord: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! (runs out of the room and towards the fighting) I SURRENDER! I AM THE GENERAL-
Mook: (horrified) Commander! Don't go! They'll torture you!
26;
Black, vagina.
BONUS;
Peele; Most whiite girls give a ''awkward''.. сука it wasn't awkward TIL Ты сказал(-а) SOMETHING
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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd Ты leave the toilet сиденье, место, сиденья up?
Peele: сука WHY WAS Ты LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do Ты even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I сказал(-а) whatever.
Key: (reading text) Like I сказал(-а) whatever!?.. FUCK THIS GUY!!
#4:
Peele: (as girl character) Ты are LITERARY an asshole!
Key: I can't be LITERARY an asshole! I have legs, and a body!
#5:
(to live audience)
Key: In movies.. In every group of 3 white friends, they always has to be the "black best friend".
Peele: Yes, and the lines are always the same.. (names several lines I forget what they are).
Key: There's also..
Both: Oh Hell's no!..
Peele: Yes, and they always say the moral at the end.. "Guess Ты learned the true meaning of (insert here)"
Key: Come on guys... Not "every" black dude is "wise" and "reasonable".
#6:
(to live audience)
Key: I heard a line by Mel Gibson.. He сказал(-а) "I hope Ты get rapped by a pack of niggers!"... a PACK!?
Peele: Yes. He is the most racist man in the world.
Key: If he сказал(-а) a pack of.. African americans... It is NOT better..
#7:
Peele: (telling joke) So there's this girl.
Key: uh huh?
Peele: and she goes to her doctor.
Key: (giggles).
Peele: And asks him.. Will Ты have Kiss with me?
Key: (bursts into laughter).
Peele: No.. That wasn't the joke.. It was just the build up.
Key: (laughs even harder).
Peele: (trying to shout over Keagan's laughter) She asks that.. And he says, no that would be unprofessional.
Key: Unprofessional. HAWHAWHAWHAW!!
Peele: Still not the перфоратор, удар, пунш line.
Key: (laughing anyway).
Peele: (over the laughter) SHE ASKS HIM AGAIN.. HE SAYS.. I SUDDEN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH Ты WAIT NOW.
Key: (falls silent, despite this having been the перфоратор, удар, пунш line)... Then what?
Peele: Guess.. She sues him.
Key: (laughs loudly).
#8:
(the duo wake up in the SAW bathroom).
Key: ... Not so bad.
Peele: Yes, it's all about prospective, at least I'm alive.
Key: Yeah, there's sort of a positive in having no opinions, we know we won't escape so we won't even try.
Peele: Plus.. All this time away from my phone.. My lap top.. I feel unplugged..
Key: And Ты know what else.. (his arm is cut off) Don't miss the arm... I'm a lefty anyway.
#9:
Killer: I will cover Ты in gasoline and set Ты on FIRE!!
Peele: Funny Ты should say that.. I'm getting pretty cold in here.
Killer; Why Ты doing to me!? YOU'RE MAKING ME CRAZY!!
Key; whoawhoawhoa, somebody needs a vacation.
#10:
(to live audience).
Key: We black people, avoid ANYTHING supernatural.
Peele: (pretending to be a magician) Pick a card.
Key: OH HELL'S NO! Ты A DEMON! (walks off),
#11:
Peele: I сказал(-а) biiiiiiiiitch!
#12:
VelJohnson: I AM AN ACTOR GENE, I WAS IN DIE HARD DAMMIT! FUCK STEVE URKEL
Producer: Ты WILL SUCK STEVE URKEL'S DICK IF Ты HAVE TOO! Ты WILL HE IS OUR хлеб AND BUTTER, Ты MOTHERFUCKER! I AM HIGH ON COCAINE!!!
VelJohnson: I'M A FUCKING ACTOR, GENE! I HAVE DONE еще COCAINE THAN Ты WEIGH, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
#13:
Key: (as news reporter) This just in.. Little baby susie is still missing.. Help us lo- What's that? They found her? She's fine? Well FUCK ME!! (throws something in anger).
#14:
Key: (as detective) We KNOW Ты killed her.. Ты have a song about it.
Peele: (as rapper) ... It's just words man.
Key: (as detective) The NAME of the album! Is "I killed (the victims name)!".. And look at the cover.. It's Ты standing over her body, holding the gun we found at the scene!
Peele; Ты have no evidence man.
#15:
key: (as idiot guard) BREAKING HIM OUT HERE!
Peele: (prisoner) Don't shout.. (sarcastically) may as well pull the alarm.
Key: Good idea.. (pulls the alarm).
#16:
Peele: Roommate meeting... Roommate meeting!
Key: Gogo, what the hell? I've got a hangover!
Peele: I don't give a fuck about your hangover, okay Brendan? I want a roommate meeting, and I want it now! Okay... Now, somebody's been taking shit out of the refrigerator and throwing it on the ground, and it's pissing me off. Is this another one of your stupid pranks, Jonald?
Jonald: No.. And YOUR pranks are stupid.
Peele; Is it you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Peel (scary ghost behind them) I said, somebody's been taking shit out of the fridge and throwing it on the fuckin ground! And I want to know who it is, because it's NOT, FUNNY!
Key: (the ghost behind is closer) Well, what I want to know is, who keeps pulling the sheets off my постель, кровати and hanging them from the ceiling Фан at night?
Peele; Was that you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Key: (ghost is closer) Have Ты been taking everybody's sheets off them in the night and hanging them from the ceiling fans?!
Monday: What? No.
Peele: (ghost is closer) Well, clearly, someone's been doing that!
(glass shatters obviously from the ghost)
Jarold; Whoa! Who did that?
Peele: (the ghost is still behind them) Yeah! who the FUCK just did that!?
Key; WHICH ONE OF Ты JUST, THREW, THAT, BOTTLE?!
Jonald: What are we even talking about right now? Peele: Did Ты fucking throw that bottle, Jonald? Jonald: No, Gogo! FUCK YOU! I didn't throw it!
Peele: Well, did Ты fucking throw that bottle, Brendon?
Jonald: Yeah! Ты WOULD do that, Brendon.
Key: Dude, no! I DIDN'T THROW THAT BOTTLLE!!
Peele: (ghost is inches away from them) Well, somebody threw that fucking bottle, and you're the one who drew dicks on everyone's forehead!
Monday: Yeah, Ты did do that!
Key: (ghost is touching him) But dicks are hilarious, though! This is just destructive!
Peele; What about you, Monday? Did Ты throw that bottle?
Ghost: (low growl).
Monday: What bottle?
Key: The fuckiing bottle, dude! It just smashed against the wall, and Ты even сказал(-а) some shit about it!
Monday: Well, I didn't throw a bottle.
Key: Well obviously (points at ghost) it wasn't Ping. He's got the best grades in the house.
Ping: (loud roar)
Jarold: Good point, Ping.. Come on guys, lets cool cool it with the profanity. Ты know Ping is very religious.
#17:
Killer: Hey.. Ты ladies want to see Channing Tatum?
Key and Peele: (dressed as girls). OH MY GOD! (they crawl in the van),
Peele: Where are Ты Channing?
Key; why Ты in a van
(killer closes doors and speeds off)
Key: (happily) Is that a meathook?
#18:
Peele: Ты WILL RESPECT ME! Ты LITTLE SHIT!!
19;
Both: We put the pussy of the train wails!!
20;
Teacher; A-A-Ron! Where are you? Where is A-A-Ron right now? No A-A-Ron, huh? Well, Ты better be sick, dead, или mute, A-A-Ron!
Student: Here!
Teacher: ... Why didn't Ты answer me the first time I сказал(-а) it.
Student; huh?
Teacher I'm just— y'know, I'm just askin', y'know. I сказал(-а) it, like, four times, so why didn't Ты say it the first time I сказал(-а) "A-A-Ron"?
Aaron: ...Because it's pronounced Aaron.
Teacher: SON OF A BITCH! (turns and around and swipes everything off his desk) Ты DONE MESSED UP A-A-RON! Now take your жопа, попка on down to O-Shag-Henessy's office right now and tell him what Ты did!
Aaron: Who?
Teacher: O-Shag-Henessy!
Aaron: Principal O'Shaughnessy?
Teacher: Get out of my goddamned classroom before I break my foot off in your ass! (Aaron flees)
Teacher; Inceboradant.. And chirdless.
21;
The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop: The player...
T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinsforth V: T.J.! A.J.!
The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop: ...formerly known...
EEEEE EEEEEEEEE: EEEEE!!!
Torque [Construction Noise] Lewith: [Construction noise.] LEWITH!
The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop: ...as Mousecop.
Donkey Teeth: And Donkey Teeth!
22;
Key, Peele, and several other black people form a flash mob dance to Музыка that sounds very much like Thriller..
White Man: RACE WARRRRRR! IT'S A GODDAMN RACE WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! (Starts gun).
Chaos invades the streets.
Key; Flash mob is cancelled.. Flash mob is cancelled..
23;
Wendell; Wow.. Ты really do care about Clara.
пицца man; I do
Wendell breaks a window rather than admit she isn't real.
Wendell; OH MY GOD CLARA JUST GOT SHOT!
пицца man; What, no!
Wendell; Oh god, just got her in the neck, she's dead, she's dead! I'm calling the cops she's dead. (hangs up)
пицца man; CLARA!! NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Wendell; Chinesse it is..
24;
Teacher; AIN'T NONE OF Ты OLD ENOUGH, O BE IN NO DAMN CLUB!!
25;
Warlord: What!?
Mook: But I did find something better: boiling hot water.
Warlord: What are Ты going to do wi-
Mook: (pours the boiling water on the warlord's crotch)
Warlord: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! (runs out of the room and towards the fighting) I SURRENDER! I AM THE GENERAL-
Mook: (horrified) Commander! Don't go! They'll torture you!
26;
Black, vagina.
BONUS;
Peele; Most whiite girls give a ''awkward''.. сука it wasn't awkward TIL Ты сказал(-а) SOMETHING
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS Ты KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF Фан LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this Показать i allways see a new guest звезда so i was wondering how do Ты do it?
Ты WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS Показать BEING ON THIS Показать AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest звезда is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your Друзья are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if Ты make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!
I know some Вопросы about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell Ты the Ответы
first, Ты can NOT see polar bears in the улица, уличный and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.
second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile
Thats all i know but know Ты won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is Чтение this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.
:)
first, Ты can NOT see polar bears in the улица, уличный and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.
second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile
Thats all i know but know Ты won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is Чтение this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.
:)
RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same Вопросы
Over and over again
Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down или else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know Ты know it's right So I say
(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
или we take our time
So let's rush
I want Ты to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush или we may not
I want Ты to know this
I want Ты to know this
So I say
(Chorus X2)
Let's rush
Let's rush
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same Вопросы
Over and over again
Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down или else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know Ты know it's right So I say
(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
или we take our time
So let's rush
I want Ты to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush или we may not
I want Ты to know this
I want Ты to know this
So I say
(Chorus X2)
Let's rush
Let's rush
The Список went over really well to anyone I showed it too from outside Фан pop, Фан pop itself didn't seem to give much of a fuck.. Still, either way here's more.. On time for Halloween....
10; JACOB GOODNIGHT;
I have to be honest and say I really hated this movie.. See no evil. I was probably still to young, but I just remember feeling kinda gross inside. It was just an unpleasant experience.. Bur my friend Sarah on the other hand really enjoyed this film. Mostly cause it stars KANE.. Which I admit did make it a unique film. Still not one I'm in any rush to see again. The dog attack scene...
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10; JACOB GOODNIGHT;
I have to be honest and say I really hated this movie.. See no evil. I was probably still to young, but I just remember feeling kinda gross inside. It was just an unpleasant experience.. Bur my friend Sarah on the other hand really enjoyed this film. Mostly cause it stars KANE.. Which I admit did make it a unique film. Still not one I'm in any rush to see again. The dog attack scene...
Giselle: Эй,
joey watcha doin
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi
And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.
Later that day...
Sammy: Эй, miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed by freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i сказал(-а) who
Miranda: d****t sammy
And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive Ты this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah
i сказал(-а) that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA
WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?
And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi
And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.
Later that day...
Sammy: Эй, miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed by freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i сказал(-а) who
Miranda: d****t sammy
And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive Ты this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah
i сказал(-а) that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA
WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?
And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia
