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Just something I want to experiment with.. Even though it's not October it is kinda Halloweeny...



10: Jack the Ripper:
Let's start with then obvious for a Список like this, the guy who disemboweled and probably dissected prostitutes, while also Письмо taunting letters to police. If Ты heard of Black Dalia, well this guy did this too 'all' his victims. And as the story goes, he was never found..


9: Jane Topper:
To me there was always disturbing about "Jolly Jane", the nurse was suppose to help people but instead poisons them, and worse still, lies with them as they died. Apparently for sexual pleasure..
She was cunning, that's she remained undetected for so long.. But eventually her luck did run out and she was caught..


8: Jon Wayne Gacey:
The clown man. A guy who targets children will always be in lists like this.. Not much to really say about him..


7: Richard Kuklinski:
The Ice Man, now this guy was wild. He was a hitman who got his name cause he liked to freeze the bodies или something.. He was known for having no empathy, he shot a man walking his dog simply cause he was asked to. Sometimes not even that, even just looking at him will get Ты shot. And those are the lucky ones. The guy experimented with rats, and many other turtures. He also holds grudges, and as soon as his former boss no longer had use for him Richard immediately killed him for a past offence.. Unsurprisingly he was also an abusive husband, but least he was okay to the kids. или least didn't hit them.. Which is.. Something I guess...


6: Delphine LaLaurie:
Madame LaLaurie, oh LaLaurie. The woman who abused slaves so badly that she was chased away by a mob for it, and this a time where slaves had no rights, it was just that horrible.. And what was it? Well she caused a child to kill herself other than face punishment, locked slaves in the attic and based on фото cut some of them open.. Most of these are for minor offences. The woman seemed like she just needed any and all excuses..


5: Paul Bernardo:
The Барби and Ken case remains one of Canada's darkest memories.. And she wasn't innocent, she filmed the rape of her own sister yet played victim and was allowed bail.. He meanwhile was sentenced to death for countless rapes and murders..


4: Katherine Knight:
The expression "Hell Have No Fury Like a Woman Scorned" truly is the best way to describe this bitch.. Katherine was a woman of extreme anger issues, a domestic abuser who's favourite habit is whacking Ты on the head with a frying pan, and even nearly strangled her one of her husbands, just for ''only pleasing her three times".. The woman had many red flags, including slitting the throat a щенок just as a ''warning'', yet for some reason was never charged.. Not til she finally killed one of them. Not just that, she cut him up and tried to trick his children into eating him by serving the meat for dinner.. Thankfully she was arrested before the last part could happen.. She became known as the first woman in Austeria to spent life behind bars..


3: Jeffrey Dahmer:
There's a whole Netflix series about him.. For some reason.. Yes let's glorify this pathetic, fucking garbage asshole, I'm sure the family's will Любовь that.. This why I didn't watch the Ted Bendy thing either.. Anyway, there's evidence he wasn't just a cannibal, but a necrophile. So have fun with that vision..


2: Peter Kürten:
One of the worst in my opinion.. The guy was known as the vampire, a Название shared only with my number one.. The guy went around for years killing and raping any woman he can, the usual shit. But his was something else, as he even lived up to his name and drank the blood.. Even his own death by beheading seemed to give him sexual pleasure and he allegedly died with a smile on his face as he watched his own гильотина fall..


1: Elizebeth Bathory:
Who else can it be right.. From a young age she watched her father shove a thief into a dying horse and made him suffocate in there, so I guess the whole family was kinda screwed up. But she learned a lesson that день "peasants have no value".. She used this as her excuse to bring in all those woman, promising them jobs but instead treating them as play things.. There's no evidence the blood bath legend is true, but what is known is that she not only cannibalized some of them but even forced some to cannibalize ''themselves''.. Her Список goes from whipping, beatings, strangling, sewing mouths, pretty much if Ты can think of it Elizebeth probably did it.. There are some stories claiming she was innocent simply cause of her lack of trail, but I find it highly unlikely. There's just too much evidence to otherwise and it's еще that the king didn't want it being public knowledge, reputation and all that.. She was thrown in a empty room and starved to death.. Probably even that was too good for her, but still..
posted by Alma_
Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear Супермен pajamas. Супермен wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do Ты know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' Избранное Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a лодка he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if Ты do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.

Enjoy!

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6 Ways On How To Deal With акула Attacks:

1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
More than 99% of акула attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if Ты are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.

2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there...
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THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual Вопрос дана on a университет of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) или endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) или some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...
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posted by invadercalliope
I HOPE Ты ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!


Ты can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
posted by cutiegirl01
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If Ты can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If Ты can't see Chuck Norris Ты may be only секунды away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...
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вверх 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time Ты wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say Ты don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by catgirl140
79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your портфель или handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the Стена without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him или her to call Ты Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was Рождество Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute лодка hanging on the Рождество дерево and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of ром into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Рождество time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. If using a touch-tone, press Болталка numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival пицца place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their Вопросы with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Act like Ты know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: пицца becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their Вопросы with questions.
Ask about пицца maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...
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I thought I could protect you
From paying for my sins
And I've been walking this earth
Long enough, that death's a gift
(Ohhhh girl)

Been living this life so patient
Until I see Ты again
It's war we're facin'
I know that if I die
My only choice is still defending

No matter what they say
My Любовь for Ты is
greater than their powers
And their armies from above

You give me strength
I'm with Ты either way
If I die
If I stay
Give me strength
I'm with Ты either way
Nothing's lost
No еще pain
Just give me strength

The scars and the wounds
I wear them proud like tattoos
Reminds me that I Остаться в живых you
Reminds that I'll be
Living...
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People liked my old Мурашки Статьи so in the spirit of October lets do this...


BEST:

SLAPPY SERIES:
Let's just call it that, he's the reason we all remember anyway.. Inspired by a Twilight episode it's about a sentient dummy who likes making people his slaves, but not before gaslighting enough to make people think your crazy, Ты know like most evil dolls.. He does stand out a strong enough villain that he's the most remembered..

And lets not forget, he got struck by lightening at one point, so even God was tired of this dude's shit..


WELCOME TO DEAD HOUSE:
I don't really remember the book,...
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As we have mentioned before, link is an online game, Ты have to have a set of computers или if Ты want to play via mobile phone, that’s okay too. Being a 3D game drift hunter is a feast for eyes and minds.

Interestingly, Ты can customize your cars with multiple amazing features. Ты may modify not just the engine, but also the gearbox, the turbocharger, the cambers, the brake pressure, the brake balance, and more.

Challenging Racetracks and Improvised Customization
Drift Hunter is a game of multiple challenging racetracks. Ты will have to earn money by playing. And with that balance, you...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh

Light a blunt up with the flame
Put that cocaine on a plate
Molly with the purple rain
'Cause I Остаться в живых my faith
So I cut away the pain, uh
Got it swimming in my veins
Now my mind is outta place, yeah, uh
'Cause I Остаться в живых my faith

And I feel everything
I feel everything from my body to my soul
No, no
Well, I feel everything
When I'm coming down is the most I feel alone
No, no

I've been sober for a year, now it's time for me
To go back to my old ways, don't Ты cry for me
Thought I'd be a better man, but I lied to me and to you

I take half a Xan' and I still stay awake...
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Well, it’s that time of the год again. Halloween, the месяц of scares, despite the fact that the год 2020 has been a fucking nightmare еще than anything Хэллоуин could do. Last год I looked at five exploitation horror films. Some were good. Some were absolute trash. But I wanted to do that again. And this time, I wanted to up the ante. I wanted to take it a step further. Not with graphic content. God no. Nothing will ever make me sick like Nekromantik, I think. But in scale. Instead of five films, I decided to check out ten this year. Ones of differentiating quality. Will there be diamonds...
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No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a день off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all Ты want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some...
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#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up by the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The Собаки turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Ферги into Собаки and take over their identities, then Cooper and Ферги transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels или something like that, I don't know. Stine...
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Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY месяц marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The Далее review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed by lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can Переместить on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...
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Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, еще condensed reviews but Ты get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, или didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out by saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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Ever since I was young, I’ve always enjoyed graffiti. I’ve never done graffiti in my life, или have any artistic skills at all, but I enjoy it. Maybe it was due to a combination of playing a lot of Jet Set Radio as a kid as well as seeing them when I was living around urban areas as a kid. Now do I condone the act of vandalism for the sake of graffiti….. Mmmmm legally can’t say. Basically, I Любовь the free spirited nature of it and any game that can replicate graffiti is fine by me. And today we’ll be talking about Graffiti Kingdom… this game has absolutely nothing to do with graffiti....
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