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Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the тромбон to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky или disgusting, like melted Шоколад или a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand или went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The звезда Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say something bout their uniforms, like, "Hey, didnt i see that in the garbage a few days ago?"

Way 6: When they march, throw something at them, like a plastic water bottle, a foam cup that u got from whataburger on the way, или a пиво bottle.

Way 7: Dance to Jump on it so funny that theyll hav to laugh and fall. (Make sure that therye standing on the bleachers или on the stairs.)

Way 8: Sing Beat It by Michael Jackson (No Billie Jean!!! all right, maybe Billie Jean) right in front of their faces.

Way 9: When they play, scream out curses

WAY 10 (MOST IMPORTANT!!!): MAKE SURE THAT THE BAND TEACHER DOESNT HEAR AND SEE Ты DO ALL OF THESES!!! that way, Ты can do the same thing at the Далее game. (just make sure that theres a band.)
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Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' by Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD



Dear Connie,

I know the counselor сказал(-а) we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The день Ты left, I swore I'd never talk to Ты again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always Ты who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....
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As a proud visitor of forty-four of the fifty United States, I am a bit of a self-taught expert in amusing oneself on long rides in motor vehicles. Whether Ты are the driver, riding shotgun, или sitting in the back, there is a plethora of ways to make сказал(-а) drive go by much faster.
One way to take a long, boring drive across the never changing flatness of Nebraska или Oklahoma, and mold it into an enjoyable spending of one’s time is to engage in a physical fight with a sibling. This works best when Ты are driving and the sibling is in the back seat. It does not matter if the сказал(-а) sibling is...
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