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posted by chowjoyi
41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If Ты have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Друзья come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Друзья that Ты ask their opinion of everything.

7. After Ты have your bath, заворачивать, обертывание a bath towel around Ты and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask Ты what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping или running into something. Look at the ground and whenever Ты see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"

10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as Ты can.

11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an час and a half, grunting your ABC's.

12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.

13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.

14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.

15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)

17. When Ты душ или bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"

18. Snort loudly when Ты laugh and laugh harder.

19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"

20. Try to climb the wall.

21. Say everything backwards.

22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"

23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"

24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When Ты fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"

25. Try to swim in the floor.

26. Pretend to be a phone.

27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."

28. In a supermarket, point at everything Ты see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"

29. Switch the light button on and off for a few минуты then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"

30. Tap on their door all night.

31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and пересекать, крест your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let Ты buy what Ты want to have.

32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"

33. Claim Ты have been abducted by aliens before and tell all their friends.

34. When they ask Ты to call someone, stay where Ты are and yell their name.

35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I Любовь Ты Mommy/Daddy"

36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".

37. If they ever take Ты to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their стол письменный, стол chair.

38. Knock over every container of liquid Ты see "accidentally".

39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.

40. Bring Главная the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want Ты to see. Like a drop out или a goth или something. Tell them he/she's Ты new boyfriend/girlfriend.

41.Yell out манго everywhere Ты go
posted by BlondLionEzel
Эй, it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)

1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!

2. Why did the chicken пересекать, крест the road?
To Показать that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!

3. How do Ты make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!

4. What do Ты call a giant, clumsy, atomic луч, рэй breathing lizard?
Godspilla!

5. Why did the Annoying оранжевый become so popular?
Because оранжевый is the new Black!

6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
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I am adding this because we seem to need some decent lyrics Опубликовано to this club.

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We used to swim the same moonlight waters
Oceans away from the wakeful day

My fall will be for you
My Любовь will be in you
If Ты be the one to cut me
I'll bleed forever

Scent of the sea before the waking of the world
Brings me to thee
Into the blue memory

My fall will be for you
My Любовь will be in you
If Ты be the one to cut me
I will bleed forever

Into the blue memory

A siren from the deep came to me
Sang my name my longing
Still I write my songs about that dream of mine
Worth everything I may...
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I was lost, then I found you
I never thought it would be this way
Showed Ты my heart, I left it unguarded
Like a thief in the night Ты украл, палантин it away

Now you're gone, the pain goes on and on
I still hear Ты whispering to me through the shadows of the night

Love lies, you're just a victim of the headlines
You're running on into a cold night
You're just a number to the Любовь lies

All alone Ты called it survival
He Остаться в живых at Любовь to a stranger's lines
Walking the streets, he’s searching with vengeance
For a face that he dreams of night after night

Time goes on, all signs of life stolen, simple dreams were...
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1. Our brains create dreams through Болталка electrical activity. About every 90 minutes, the brain stem sends electrical impulses and the analytic portion of the brain tries to make sense of these signals.

2. Some dreams are meaningful as they give us insight into ourselves. Dreams help us connect to our unconscious mind and make sense of our wishes and fears. Dreams help us make sense of our past, present and future by getting us in tune with our emotions.

3. Even though we can dream at any time of our sleep, we are most likely to dream during REM sleep.

4. We can sometimes control our dream...
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I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy Ты are
You’re a talented kind of boy Ты are
And that’s just the kind of boy Ты are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the Музыка plays
Headstrong, can Ты feel the beat
Melt down, can Ты feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can Ты feel the beat
Melt down, can Ты feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...
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"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty или anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Holiday Inn, Charlestown South Carolina

Three women arrived in a Chevrolet Cruze. Two were sitting up front, while one was in the back seat.

Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith* We'll be right back. We need to get something important.
Edith: Leave the engine running.
Charlotte: *Nods. She watches the women walk into the hotel, then picks up her phone to talk to her mother*
Mom: Hello?
Charlotte: Hi Mom, шарлотка, шарлотта here.
Mom: How are Ты doing?
Charlotte: Good. I made a couple of new friends, and I just became a member of this group called Social Justice Warriors.
Mom: Congratulations darling. I need...
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Despite the show's dark disturbing nature, the actual premise itself is relatively heartwarming one. Their goal is to simply make people happy, that's literally it. And the cast actually does make Ты feel that they do see each other as Друзья and care about one another, as where in...
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In a world where every секунда counts, managing time effectively is a universal challenge. Fortunately, Time Calculator steps in as your ultimate ally in conquering the complexities of time management. Let's embark on a journey to discover the features that make this website a game-changer.

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At the core of Time Calculator is the link – a wizard for all your time-related calculations. Whether you're a student crunching numbers for assignments или a professional navigating project timelines, this tool brings versatility to your fingertips. Adding или subtracting...
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Octordle is a very Популярное Wordle-based word game. link differs from Wordle in a few ways, but most notably in the word count when played. With Wordle the player is trying to guess a five letter word but with Octordle the player is guessing eight five letter words at a time. Guessing a five-letter word can be a bit overwhelming for some players, so adding another seven-letter word is less than ideal. Octordle is a game for those who want a challenge. Word-savvy players can really test their skills in this game. This game works just like Wordle. It is played in the browser and keeps the same...
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I do think that Ты probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add еще to the Список when I find еще sites I think Ты should probably avoid. So if anyone sends Ты Ссылки to the following sites, Ты have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad by the name of the Ссылка but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS Ты ARE A SICKO I ADVISE Ты NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
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lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I was so Зачарованная by your beauty that I ran into that Стена over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime Ты passed by, just so I could stare at Ты a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a круг that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...
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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes Ты so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told Ты to be yourself simply couldn’t have дана Ты worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t Ты have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let Ты mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are Ты always this stupid или are Ты making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like Ты before – but I had to pay an admission.

If Ты took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d Любовь to help Ты out…now, which way did Ты come in?

Brains aren’t everything....
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