1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys Любовь flirts.
3. A guy can like Ты for a minute, and then forget Ты afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are Ты doing something?" или "Have Ты eaten already?" are the first usual Вопросы a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all день but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when Ты talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell Ты many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell Ты many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When Ты touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what Ты are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" или makes any excuses when you're asking him to do Ты a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like Ты and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. Ты have to tell a guy what Ты really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys Любовь their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get Ты a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. Ты can never understand him unless Ты listen to him.
29. If a guy tells Ты he loves Ты once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before Ты believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with Ты may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells Ты about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. Ты don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes Ты is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep Ты off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys Любовь girls with brains еще than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years или more.
51. Ты have to tell a guy what Ты really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in Любовь and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot еще than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are Тигры in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks Ты to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut или silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as Любовь at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who перфоратор, удар, пунш harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys Любовь girls who can cook или bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has еще problems than Ты can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do еще repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are еще talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still Любовь them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked или pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of Ты или he's criticizing you.
87. When Ты catch him cheating on Ты and he asks for a секунда chance, give it to him. But when Ты catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets Ты go, he really loves you.
89. If Ты have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at Ты and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves Ты еще than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance Книги that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. Ты can tell if a guy is really hurt или in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks Ты for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters Ты and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. Ты can truly say that a guy has good intentions if Ты see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for Совет not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys Любовь Ты еще than Ты Любовь them if they are serious in your relationships.
2. Guys Любовь flirts.
3. A guy can like Ты for a minute, and then forget Ты afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are Ты doing something?" или "Have Ты eaten already?" are the first usual Вопросы a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all день but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when Ты talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell Ты many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell Ты many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When Ты touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what Ты are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" или makes any excuses when you're asking him to do Ты a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like Ты and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. Ты have to tell a guy what Ты really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys Любовь their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get Ты a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. Ты can never understand him unless Ты listen to him.
29. If a guy tells Ты he loves Ты once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before Ты believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with Ты may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells Ты about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. Ты don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes Ты is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep Ты off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys Любовь girls with brains еще than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years или more.
51. Ты have to tell a guy what Ты really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in Любовь and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot еще than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are Тигры in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks Ты to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut или silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as Любовь at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who перфоратор, удар, пунш harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys Любовь girls who can cook или bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has еще problems than Ты can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do еще repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are еще talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still Любовь them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked или pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of Ты или he's criticizing you.
87. When Ты catch him cheating on Ты and he asks for a секунда chance, give it to him. But when Ты catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets Ты go, he really loves you.
89. If Ты have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at Ты and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves Ты еще than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance Книги that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. Ты can tell if a guy is really hurt или in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks Ты for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters Ты and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. Ты can truly say that a guy has good intentions if Ты see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for Совет not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys Любовь Ты еще than Ты Любовь them if they are serious in your relationships.
DEMENTED POEMS
Розы are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Розы are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Розы are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And Показать me your tits
Розы make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And Ты Любовь it up the shitter
Розы are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Розы are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Розы are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Розы are shit
Violets are crap
Показать me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Розы are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And глотать, ласточка it down
Розы are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Розы are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Розы are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Розы are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And Показать me your tits
Розы make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And Ты Любовь it up the shitter
Розы are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Розы are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Розы are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Розы are shit
Violets are crap
Показать me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Розы are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And глотать, ласточка it down
Розы are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while назад and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask Ты somethingand i want Ты to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how Ты feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want Ты to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi или Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask Ты somethingand i want Ты to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how Ты feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want Ты to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi или Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.