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1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys Любовь flirts.
3. A guy can like Ты for a minute, and then forget Ты afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are Ты doing something?" или "Have Ты eaten already?" are the first usual Вопросы a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all день but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when Ты talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell Ты many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell Ты many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When Ты touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what Ты are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" или makes any excuses when you're asking him to do Ты a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like Ты and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. Ты have to tell a guy what Ты really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys Любовь their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get Ты a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. Ты can never understand him unless Ты listen to him.
29. If a guy tells Ты he loves Ты once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before Ты believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with Ты may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells Ты about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. Ты don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes Ты is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep Ты off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys Любовь girls with brains еще than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years или more.
51. Ты have to tell a guy what Ты really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in Любовь and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot еще than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are Тигры in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks Ты to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut или silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as Любовь at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who перфоратор, удар, пунш harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys Любовь girls who can cook или bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has еще problems than Ты can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do еще repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are еще talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still Любовь them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked или pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of Ты или he's criticizing you.
87. When Ты catch him cheating on Ты and he asks for a секунда chance, give it to him. But when Ты catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets Ты go, he really loves you.
89. If Ты have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at Ты and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves Ты еще than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance Книги that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. Ты can tell if a guy is really hurt или in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks Ты for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters Ты and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. Ты can truly say that a guy has good intentions if Ты see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for Совет not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys Любовь Ты еще than Ты Любовь them if they are serious in your relationships.
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Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Ты can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 16: Tubing

The Delaware River has many people travel down it's current on tubes. Most people start at Bull's Island, just north of Stockton, then continue down the river to the town of Stockton itself. Other people like to start further north, such as Frenchtown,...
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Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell Ты about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed by many Болталка ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products или apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.

My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined by an idiot that Опубликовано a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would Ты do something like that?

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1. I Любовь the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I Любовь the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I Любовь the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I Любовь the way Ты look at me.

5. I Любовь how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I Любовь the way I can’t imagine a день without Ты in my life.

7. I Любовь the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I Любовь the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I Любовь the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I Любовь how I know you’ll always be there when I need Ты to be.

11....
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1- eye contact , if Ты notice him staring a lot at Ты ..like еще than 5 times in the same день .(unless Ты got a stain on your shirt)
2- if Ты and him were in the same area , he would be with Ты in every where Ты walk to ( like a party или a концерт ..etc)
3- he would sit Далее to Ты in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream или laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to Ты hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if Ты drop something , he would be the first to get it for...
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posted by simpleplan
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, Ты answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, Ты answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, Ты answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, Ты say “is that so?”
5. If Ты so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher Ты did not turn in your homework because Ты were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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posted by smileypop9
1.When Ты walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a кулер, охладитель that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up Список is on my стол письменный, стол for the part Ты would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up Список on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When Ты sleep over never boss me around in постель, кровати unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If Ты don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” или “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If Ты want sex, just ask. (In case Ты didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with еще than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are Ты busy?" или "Are Ты doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all день but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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I got bored, so here Ты go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here by my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...
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1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes Ты make me so mad i wanna throw Ты in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style Ты wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...
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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at Ты trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can Kiss a guy* a bird can Kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can Kiss the grass* but Ты my friend!! yes you!! Ты CAN Kiss MY ASS*******

If Ты didn't have feet Ты wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do Ты wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for Ты %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make Ты tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are Ты remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with Ты when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves Ты more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her Друзья say i Любовь her еще than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary Друзья that Ты talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...
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