1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to Ты as much as Ты enjoy listening.
3. Don't say Ты understand when Ты don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. Ты don't have PMS; don't act like Ты know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get Ты off the hook; doing something sweet will always get Ты off the hook.
7. If Ты talk about having a big Dick; we know Ты don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when Ты act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what Ты say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If Ты did something wrong или even if Ты didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; ужин and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if Ты are nice Ты just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, или anything else Ты and your Друзья talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses! must be дана at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool Ты think your goatee или beard или mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if Ты think it is cool to burp, fart, или emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than Ты ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29 Ты can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't Ты piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to Ты as much as Ты enjoy listening.
3. Don't say Ты understand when Ты don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. Ты don't have PMS; don't act like Ты know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get Ты off the hook; doing something sweet will always get Ты off the hook.
7. If Ты talk about having a big Dick; we know Ты don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when Ты act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what Ты say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If Ты did something wrong или even if Ты didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; ужин and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if Ты are nice Ты just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, или anything else Ты and your Друзья talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses! must be дана at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool Ты think your goatee или beard или mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if Ты think it is cool to burp, fart, или emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than Ты ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29 Ты can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't Ты piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
