60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus
2) We are just as shy as Ты are about relationships
3) Many of us don't let Ты see us cry, unless we want Ты to comfort us
4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if Ты are interested. But we will later deny it или make it into a joke
5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot или sexy. But not all of us
6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for Ты (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if Ты don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but Ты know...I think I like Ты in jeans better'
7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other или get Совет on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught by ourselves with Ты because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves
8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else
9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until Ты prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)
10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls
11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having Ты Показать us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot жопа, попка girlfriend! Aren't Ты jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl
12) Nicknames like "Babe, или darling" are безопасно, сейф to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess или Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking Ты are calling them to innocent или incapable of taking care of themselves.
13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just Любовь to be called
14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell Ты that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" или "I Любовь you". If Ты think they like you, there is a good chance they do.
15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up Ты in the hall and asks "Do Ты like Ashley?"
еще often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask Ты because she is to shy to ask Ты herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now Ты are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at Ты in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if Ты already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that Ты like Ashley. Take a chance.
16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.
17) Girls Любовь to feel special, even though they might not Показать it
18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless Ты tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if Ты are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...
19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.
20) Girls Любовь it when a guy pulls them close by the waist
21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how
22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be Показ too much
23) A Kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON
24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration
25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever
26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.
27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't Показать it.
28) When a girl is upset and wants Ты to listen, she wants Ты to listen. She doesn't need Ты to fix it или tell her how to. She just wants Ты to listen.
29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if Ты pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And еще likely than not, it will endear them to Ты еще than anything else.
30) Girls Любовь it when guys say their name
31) Girls Любовь confidence
32) When a girl cooks for you, Ты know Ты mean a lot to her
33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony
34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to Ты as much as Ты enjoy listening.
35) Saying something sweet might get Ты off the hook; doing something sweet will always get Ты off the hook.
36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
37) No matter what Ты say, your ex-girlfriend is a мотыга, мотыги to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.
38) We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if Ты think it is cool to burp, fart, или emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell Ты it is.
40) As far as Ты are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless Ты make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when Ты wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think Ты should wear that еще often"
41) Whatever Ты do, don't just Показать up at our house unexpected или at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like Ты do. And no matter how much Ты would like to see that, we will likely never talk to Ты again
42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and Ты will be dirt.
43) We want Ты to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your жопа, попка at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want Ты to be too obvious.
44) We enjoy being kissed by Ты in front of your friends. It makes us feel like Ты care a lot about us.
45) Ты don't have PMS; so don't act like Ты know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me Ты never will.
46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing
47) We don't want Ты to say Ты Любовь us if Ты don't mean it
48) We Любовь it when Ты make eye contact with us while we talk.
49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)
50) If Ты ask a girl out directly, еще likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know Ты better and get to like Ты even more.
51) Most girls Любовь it when guys ask them for advice.
52) Girls like it when Ты tell us what Ты are thinking, even if Ты don't understand it yourself
53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When Ты have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, Ты have a lot еще responsibility, privilege and control than Ты would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be Остаться в живых in a nanosecond
54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. Ты don't have to hang on our every word или give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If Ты don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, или worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.
55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit Ты far еще to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does
56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then Ты do Ты earn us. We not some trophy Ты can earn,put on a shelf and admire. Ты have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)
57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!
58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.
59)The woman in your life needs to hear how Ты feel about her, and often. Tell her now
60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.
1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus
2) We are just as shy as Ты are about relationships
3) Many of us don't let Ты see us cry, unless we want Ты to comfort us
4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if Ты are interested. But we will later deny it или make it into a joke
5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot или sexy. But not all of us
6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for Ты (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if Ты don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but Ты know...I think I like Ты in jeans better'
7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other или get Совет on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught by ourselves with Ты because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves
8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else
9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until Ты prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)
10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls
11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having Ты Показать us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot жопа, попка girlfriend! Aren't Ты jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl
12) Nicknames like "Babe, или darling" are безопасно, сейф to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess или Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking Ты are calling them to innocent или incapable of taking care of themselves.
13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just Любовь to be called
14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell Ты that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" или "I Любовь you". If Ты think they like you, there is a good chance they do.
15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up Ты in the hall and asks "Do Ты like Ashley?"
еще often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask Ты because she is to shy to ask Ты herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now Ты are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at Ты in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if Ты already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that Ты like Ashley. Take a chance.
16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.
17) Girls Любовь to feel special, even though they might not Показать it
18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless Ты tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if Ты are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...
19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.
20) Girls Любовь it when a guy pulls them close by the waist
21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how
22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be Показ too much
23) A Kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON
24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration
25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever
26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.
27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't Показать it.
28) When a girl is upset and wants Ты to listen, she wants Ты to listen. She doesn't need Ты to fix it или tell her how to. She just wants Ты to listen.
29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if Ты pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And еще likely than not, it will endear them to Ты еще than anything else.
30) Girls Любовь it when guys say their name
31) Girls Любовь confidence
32) When a girl cooks for you, Ты know Ты mean a lot to her
33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony
34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to Ты as much as Ты enjoy listening.
35) Saying something sweet might get Ты off the hook; doing something sweet will always get Ты off the hook.
36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
37) No matter what Ты say, your ex-girlfriend is a мотыга, мотыги to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.
38) We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if Ты think it is cool to burp, fart, или emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell Ты it is.
40) As far as Ты are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless Ты make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when Ты wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think Ты should wear that еще often"
41) Whatever Ты do, don't just Показать up at our house unexpected или at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like Ты do. And no matter how much Ты would like to see that, we will likely never talk to Ты again
42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and Ты will be dirt.
43) We want Ты to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your жопа, попка at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want Ты to be too obvious.
44) We enjoy being kissed by Ты in front of your friends. It makes us feel like Ты care a lot about us.
45) Ты don't have PMS; so don't act like Ты know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me Ты never will.
46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing
47) We don't want Ты to say Ты Любовь us if Ты don't mean it
48) We Любовь it when Ты make eye contact with us while we talk.
49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)
50) If Ты ask a girl out directly, еще likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know Ты better and get to like Ты even more.
51) Most girls Любовь it when guys ask them for advice.
52) Girls like it when Ты tell us what Ты are thinking, even if Ты don't understand it yourself
53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When Ты have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, Ты have a lot еще responsibility, privilege and control than Ты would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be Остаться в живых in a nanosecond
54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. Ты don't have to hang on our every word или give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If Ты don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, или worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.
55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit Ты far еще to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does
56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then Ты do Ты earn us. We not some trophy Ты can earn,put on a shelf and admire. Ты have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)
57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!
58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.
59)The woman in your life needs to hear how Ты feel about her, and often. Tell her now
60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.
