50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store
1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.
2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.
3. Every time Ты turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
4. Go up to the manager and tell him или her that you’ve Остаться в живых your mommy.
5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.
6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.
7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he или she has anything for body lice.
8. After visiting the bakery section, go up and down the aisles exclaiming, “My buns are squishy!”
9. While arguing with an invisible friend, Ты proceed to play tug-of-war over an item.
10. Hold your nose while standing in line at the meat department.
11. Ask the deli clerk how much potato салат it would take for two people to comfortably wrestle in.
12. Fake cell phone conversation: “Doctor, I couldn’t possibly have malaria. That was weeks ago!”
13. Start doing a river dance in front of the corned beef.
14. Tell the checkout cashier that Ты have to hurry, или your spaceship will leave without you.
15. Tell the checkout bagger that Ты knew him in a former life, and ask why he left without a note.
16. Ask someone if they saw your picture in the post office and remark that it was one of your best.
17. On a hot summer day, ask the manager if someone can help Ты clean the snow from your car.
18. Tell a customer that you’re from the future and have just zapped back for an historic vacation.
19. Walk around holding a copy of the Scarlet Letter while sporting a big red “A”.
20. Ask a clerk if Ты can test several types of deodorant before making a decision to buy one.
21. Using a stethoscope, listen intently to several coconuts in the produce aisle.
22. Tell one of the lobsters that you’ve brought the potion to turn him back into a man.
23. Run up to the fresh vegetables in the produce aisle and yell, “Boo!”
24. Play peek-a-boo with a little old lady while waiting in the checkout line.
25. When the clerk in the deli asks for your order, mime it.
26. Walk around smoking an invisible cigarette – and get great satisfaction from it.
27. Pretend to cook a meal using the pots and pans in the housewares aisle.
28. Bring a concealed whoopie cushion with Ты and activate it every couple of minutes.
29. Ask if anyone has seen your pet snake – he was just in your pocket a минута ago.
30. While waiting in the deli line, pretend to read an invisible book – be sure to turn the pages.
31. Hold up a can of bug spray and ask someone what type of крекер, взломщик would go best with it.
32. Shout out, “OK, who squeezed my melons?!”
33. If Ты see someone offering samples, keep circling like a акула and snatch snacks at each pass.
34. Invite other customers to Присоединиться Ты in a game of limbo using a pepperoni stick.
35. Go up to a dead рыба on ice, sob and say, “We were supposed to be married on Saturday!”
36. In the middle of one of the aisles, scream, “Food fight!”
37. Stand in front of the ice cream freezer, look intently at it, and scream intermittently.
38. Squirm around a lot and shout, “Quick – where’s the hemorrhoid cream?”
39. Pick up bananas at random; act as though you’re on the phone and say, “Sorry, wrong number!”
40. Point accusingly at one of the cucumbers and say, “I thought I told Ты to wait in the car!”
41. Holding a flea collar, ask a clerk how Ты get the flea to hold still so that Ты can put it on him.
42. Look for someone holding a jar of honey, and then explain that this is actually bee vomit.
43. Every time Ты pass a particular type of meat, imitate the sound of the animal.
44. Walk down the aisles like a turkey, while opening your eyes as wide as physically possible.
45. As Ты pass the lettuce, turn toward it, fold your arms and say, “You’re out of your head!”
46. Pick up a jar of pickled pig’s feet and – in a distraught voice – say, “Oh, no! It’s Babe!”
47. As Ты pass people in the aisles, look startled and run in the opposite direction.
48. Bring a ventriloquist dummy and argue about what to buy for ужин as Ты go through the store.
49. Tell the produce clerk that the bananas are fighting again, and that they’re all getting bruised.
50. Tell the manager to call for a clean-up in the laxative aisle.
1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.
2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.
3. Every time Ты turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
4. Go up to the manager and tell him или her that you’ve Остаться в живых your mommy.
5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.
6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.
7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he или she has anything for body lice.
8. After visiting the bakery section, go up and down the aisles exclaiming, “My buns are squishy!”
9. While arguing with an invisible friend, Ты proceed to play tug-of-war over an item.
10. Hold your nose while standing in line at the meat department.
11. Ask the deli clerk how much potato салат it would take for two people to comfortably wrestle in.
12. Fake cell phone conversation: “Doctor, I couldn’t possibly have malaria. That was weeks ago!”
13. Start doing a river dance in front of the corned beef.
14. Tell the checkout cashier that Ты have to hurry, или your spaceship will leave without you.
15. Tell the checkout bagger that Ты knew him in a former life, and ask why he left without a note.
16. Ask someone if they saw your picture in the post office and remark that it was one of your best.
17. On a hot summer day, ask the manager if someone can help Ты clean the snow from your car.
18. Tell a customer that you’re from the future and have just zapped back for an historic vacation.
19. Walk around holding a copy of the Scarlet Letter while sporting a big red “A”.
20. Ask a clerk if Ты can test several types of deodorant before making a decision to buy one.
21. Using a stethoscope, listen intently to several coconuts in the produce aisle.
22. Tell one of the lobsters that you’ve brought the potion to turn him back into a man.
23. Run up to the fresh vegetables in the produce aisle and yell, “Boo!”
24. Play peek-a-boo with a little old lady while waiting in the checkout line.
25. When the clerk in the deli asks for your order, mime it.
26. Walk around smoking an invisible cigarette – and get great satisfaction from it.
27. Pretend to cook a meal using the pots and pans in the housewares aisle.
28. Bring a concealed whoopie cushion with Ты and activate it every couple of minutes.
29. Ask if anyone has seen your pet snake – he was just in your pocket a минута ago.
30. While waiting in the deli line, pretend to read an invisible book – be sure to turn the pages.
31. Hold up a can of bug spray and ask someone what type of крекер, взломщик would go best with it.
32. Shout out, “OK, who squeezed my melons?!”
33. If Ты see someone offering samples, keep circling like a акула and snatch snacks at each pass.
34. Invite other customers to Присоединиться Ты in a game of limbo using a pepperoni stick.
35. Go up to a dead рыба on ice, sob and say, “We were supposed to be married on Saturday!”
36. In the middle of one of the aisles, scream, “Food fight!”
37. Stand in front of the ice cream freezer, look intently at it, and scream intermittently.
38. Squirm around a lot and shout, “Quick – where’s the hemorrhoid cream?”
39. Pick up bananas at random; act as though you’re on the phone and say, “Sorry, wrong number!”
40. Point accusingly at one of the cucumbers and say, “I thought I told Ты to wait in the car!”
41. Holding a flea collar, ask a clerk how Ты get the flea to hold still so that Ты can put it on him.
42. Look for someone holding a jar of honey, and then explain that this is actually bee vomit.
43. Every time Ты pass a particular type of meat, imitate the sound of the animal.
44. Walk down the aisles like a turkey, while opening your eyes as wide as physically possible.
45. As Ты pass the lettuce, turn toward it, fold your arms and say, “You’re out of your head!”
46. Pick up a jar of pickled pig’s feet and – in a distraught voice – say, “Oh, no! It’s Babe!”
47. As Ты pass people in the aisles, look startled and run in the opposite direction.
48. Bring a ventriloquist dummy and argue about what to buy for ужин as Ты go through the store.
49. Tell the produce clerk that the bananas are fighting again, and that they’re all getting bruised.
50. Tell the manager to call for a clean-up in the laxative aisle.
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course Ты don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights назад and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Письмо skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? еще like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course Ты don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights назад and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Письмо skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? еще like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're рубашка looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them Ты Любовь them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch или stumach
step 8.Say i Любовь Ты again
step 9:walk around them in circles Пение my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say Ты hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're рубашка looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them Ты Любовь them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch или stumach
step 8.Say i Любовь Ты again
step 9:walk around them in circles Пение my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say Ты hate them
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your стол письменный, стол или forehead.
2 = If Ты have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's Далее вверх Model every day.
8 = Ask them every день to sit Далее to them at lunch, but at lunch say Ты were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves пицца every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If Ты have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's Далее вверх Model every day.
8 = Ask them every день to sit Далее to them at lunch, but at lunch say Ты were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves пицца every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
Are there even true friendship until now?
By Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives Ты happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he или she will never turn his или her back on you...... или betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on Ты and stick its self to greed.
Ты cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
Ты can never again.
He/she will leave Ты disappointed and let Ты down.
Why should Ты look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When Ты have God with his Любовь all wrapped around you.
By Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives Ты happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he или she will never turn his или her back on you...... или betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on Ты and stick its self to greed.
Ты cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
Ты can never again.
He/she will leave Ты disappointed and let Ты down.
Why should Ты look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When Ты have God with his Любовь all wrapped around you.
Ты just shut the door i fell like еще when Ты say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do Ты make sure to Любовь me even though i'm shy do Ты ever ever ever think to try? do Ты think of me? when Ты say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when Ты say hi well than Ты won't be mine! yes this is Любовь but does it hurt? when i cry? when Ты say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i Любовь you! why would say means things why would Ты say the stuff that stings why would Ты say that word when i know Ты much? i don't think i would be with Ты if i knew a thing или two about your life Ты backstabbing нож i trusted Ты and yet Ты still flew without me
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs Ты a lot.
Don't Ты Любовь her?
I do...
I Любовь my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs Ты a lot.
Don't Ты Любовь her?
I do...
I Любовь my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she украл, палантин our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she украл, палантин our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"