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1. Go to order a large popcorn(like the biggest one they have). When they give it to you, look at it, then throw it on the floor angrily and start crying for no reason.
2. Wait until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter starts to die down, scream at the вверх of your lungs.
3. Before the movie starts, sit near the front. Start moaning loudly and dancing wildly.
4. At the end of the movie, when the credits are rolling, stand up quickly and try to convince everyone that there's a secret scene before the credits end. While everyone stays to watch the "Secret Scene"(which does not exist) stand up and leave without anyone noticing.
5. Pretend to cough wildly and die when the trailers are playing.
6. If the theater is packed and a stranger sits Далее to you, go "Oh my god, is... is that you?" From here Ты can take many approaches. One is,"I haven't seen Ты in ages! Give your buddy a hug!" Another is,"You lying bastard! What the hell were Ты thinking?" Angrily Переместить to another сиденье, место, сиденья if Ты choose the latter.
7. Try to see how many pieces of попкорн Ты can put in the hair of the person in front of Ты without them noticing.
8. Come inside the theater in the middile of a movie. Walk along the front where evertone can see you. Trip and fall, then quietly slip out of the theater.
9. During the movie, keep turning around to look at the person behind Ты in an annoyed manner.
10. Get a group of Друзья to walk into a theater as a crowd of zombies. Limp and moan your way to your seats.
11. Go to the front where Ты buy the tickets. Order tickets for 3 different Фильмы that all start at the same time. When the ticket seller asks Ты about this, walk out and don't come back.
12. Wear a really tall hat and sit in front of someone. When they ask Ты to take it off, take out a pair of scissors and start destroying the hat.
13. Wear and eyepatch and buy some popcorn. When your in the theater, ask everyone around Ты in a sinister voice(and a British accent) "Would you... would like some of my...my попкорн Sir или Madame?" Say the Sir или Madame part to everyone, even if Ты know if it's a man или woman.
14. Shout one word: FIRE!!! Then run.
15. Sit in the back and bring a water bottle. In the middle of the movie, say very loudly, "Damn, when is this movie gonna end? Gotta pee. Gotta pee!" Open the water bottle slightly and spray the people near you.
16. Wait until someone sits Далее to you. Wait a while, then pretend to fall asleep. Snore in an annoying way and drool as much as Ты can.
17. Get a cell phone and put the volume all the way up. Get the ringtone from the series 24 if possible. If Ты can't get that ringtone, get one that sounds very proffesional and serious. Have a friend call Ты during a quiet scene. Answer it loudly and say, "Damn it! They're here... right now? I knew this день would come." Get up to leave and before Ты exit say, "Ladies and gentlemen, there's no need to be alarmed. Now I need Ты to listen to me. STAY IN THIS THEATER UNTIL I COME BACK." Then run out humming the Mission Impossible theme.
18. Near the end of the movie, say "Holy elevators Batman!" then run out.
19. Sit at the вверх and block the projection with your hand.
20. After the movie ends, run to the bathroom and sit on the floor and cry. Whe people ask what's wrong, tell them that the movie scared you(works even better if it was a comedy или an animated film).
1. Go to order a large popcorn(like the biggest one they have). When they give it to you, look at it, then throw it on the floor angrily and start crying for no reason.
2. Wait until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter starts to die down, scream at the вверх of your lungs.
3. Before the movie starts, sit near the front. Start moaning loudly and dancing wildly.
4. At the end of the movie, when the credits are rolling, stand up quickly and try to convince everyone that there's a secret scene before the credits end. While everyone stays to watch the "Secret Scene"(which does not exist) stand up and leave without anyone noticing.
5. Pretend to cough wildly and die when the trailers are playing.
6. If the theater is packed and a stranger sits Далее to you, go "Oh my god, is... is that you?" From here Ты can take many approaches. One is,"I haven't seen Ты in ages! Give your buddy a hug!" Another is,"You lying bastard! What the hell were Ты thinking?" Angrily Переместить to another сиденье, место, сиденья if Ты choose the latter.
7. Try to see how many pieces of попкорн Ты can put in the hair of the person in front of Ты without them noticing.
8. Come inside the theater in the middile of a movie. Walk along the front where evertone can see you. Trip and fall, then quietly slip out of the theater.
9. During the movie, keep turning around to look at the person behind Ты in an annoyed manner.
10. Get a group of Друзья to walk into a theater as a crowd of zombies. Limp and moan your way to your seats.
11. Go to the front where Ты buy the tickets. Order tickets for 3 different Фильмы that all start at the same time. When the ticket seller asks Ты about this, walk out and don't come back.
12. Wear a really tall hat and sit in front of someone. When they ask Ты to take it off, take out a pair of scissors and start destroying the hat.
13. Wear and eyepatch and buy some popcorn. When your in the theater, ask everyone around Ты in a sinister voice(and a British accent) "Would you... would like some of my...my попкорн Sir или Madame?" Say the Sir или Madame part to everyone, even if Ты know if it's a man или woman.
14. Shout one word: FIRE!!! Then run.
15. Sit in the back and bring a water bottle. In the middle of the movie, say very loudly, "Damn, when is this movie gonna end? Gotta pee. Gotta pee!" Open the water bottle slightly and spray the people near you.
16. Wait until someone sits Далее to you. Wait a while, then pretend to fall asleep. Snore in an annoying way and drool as much as Ты can.
17. Get a cell phone and put the volume all the way up. Get the ringtone from the series 24 if possible. If Ты can't get that ringtone, get one that sounds very proffesional and serious. Have a friend call Ты during a quiet scene. Answer it loudly and say, "Damn it! They're here... right now? I knew this день would come." Get up to leave and before Ты exit say, "Ladies and gentlemen, there's no need to be alarmed. Now I need Ты to listen to me. STAY IN THIS THEATER UNTIL I COME BACK." Then run out humming the Mission Impossible theme.
18. Near the end of the movie, say "Holy elevators Batman!" then run out.
19. Sit at the вверх and block the projection with your hand.
20. After the movie ends, run to the bathroom and sit on the floor and cry. Whe people ask what's wrong, tell them that the movie scared you(works even better if it was a comedy или an animated film).
