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Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.
Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When Ты arrive at the Далее stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.
If Ты are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.
Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²
Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.
When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to open the doors. Instead try to open them manually. When this does not work, yell, scream, pound on them, and stamp your feet. If someone attempts to help you, slap them.
Stand in the aisle and loudly have a pretend phone conversation with yourself.
Bring a sleeping bag and sleep on the bus.
Sit in alone in a two seater. If someone attempts to sit Далее to you, insist that your invisible friend, Burt, is sitting there.
When the bus driver announces a stop, repeat the stop name over and over. When the driver announces the Далее stop, repeat this one instead.
Dangle from the hanging rings by your feet. Giggle maniaclly as Ты sway to and fro.
Strip
Start a cheer for the bus driver
Take a long time to buy a bus ticket, while a friend holds the doors. When Ты get on, eat the ticket.
Stomp down the aisle loudly. When Ты reach the end of the bus, turn around on one foot, and stomp back. If Ты bump into someone, shove them.
Bring a notepad. Sit in the сиденье, место, сиденья right behind the bus driver. Write suggestive notes to the driver.
At each stop, get off the bus. Have a friend hold the doors for Ты while Ты buy a magazine. Get back on. Buy the same magazine each time. Pile them one of the seats.
When there are a lot of empty seats, sit on the floor.
If there are no empty seats left, say to a complete stranger "Thats ok, I¹ll just sit on your lap", and do so.
Bring a towel and sunscreen. Sunbathe in the bus. If anyone tries to make Ты move, insist he is blocking your rays.
Place chewed gum in all the door open buttons.
Have a friend take pictures of Ты hugging или with your arms around Болталка passangers.
Insist that Ты frisk everyone before they can get on. If someone ressists, karate chop them.
Lie on the floor of the bus. When Ты reach your stop, roll off.
Leave a penny on your seat. Get off the bus. When it leaves, chase it to the Далее stop. Retrieve your coin and sigh with relief.
Make motercycle noises when the bus is moving. When it slows down, slow down, when it speeds up, speed up, when it stops, stop, and when it starts again, start again.
When Ты get on the bus, rap loudly "My name is ......., check, I live in ......, check, I¹m on the scene, check."
Wear your socks on your ears. Ask everyone if they¹ve seen them. If someone tries to tell you, accuse him/her of stealing them.
Get on the bus. Laugh hysterically until Ты get off.
Sit in the front of the first pair of doors in the bus. When the bus stops, get off and run to the pair of doors in the middle. Get back on. At the Далее stop, get off at these doors and run back to the first. Repeat at every stop.
Sit in the doorway and read a book. When the doors close on you, scream until they open again, then go back to reading.
Have a picnic on the floor. Include stuffed animals. Talk to them.
Run up to a stranger and act as though Ты know them. See if they go along with it.
Get on the bus. Take off your shoes and put them each on a different seat. Do the same thing with your socks. Get off crying "I¹m free! I¹m free!"
Draw a face on your pinkey finger. Talk to the other passengers through it.
Start a sing-a-long
Decorate the bus for the nearest holiday. If someone Вопросы your actions, explain that Ты are just "getting into the holiday spirit."
Wear a swim suit, goggels, and flippers. Wherever Ты walk, make swimming movements.
Play Twister. Try to get others to join.
Bake Капкейки and bring them onto the bus. Hand them out to the passengers, claiming that its your birthday and Ты wanted to celebrate.
Bring pillows. Start a подушка fight.
Two words: Silly string
If Ты are sitting Далее to someone, pretend to fall asleep. Lay your head on his/her shoulder and snore. If he/she shoves Ты off, pretend to wake up and say "sorry, must¹ve dozed off" repeat every five minutes.
Sing everything Ты say
Greet passangers getting on the bus with "Welcome abord flight 231," and give them a bag of honey roasted peanuts.
Bring a fishing rod. Try to snag other passengers¹ possessions with it.
Crawl around the bus on your hands and knees as if looking for something. Look in silly places such as under passengers shoes или beneath newspapers. If someone asks what Ты are looking for, answer "My taranchuala. He couldn¹t have gotten far."
Wear a chicken costume. Try to talk to the other passengers by clucking. When they don't understand, become frusturated and cluck even faster while making agitated movements.
Try to press the door open button with your tounge.
Wear a chinese new years dragon costume with a friend and continuously do the congo.
Make sure your shoe laces are tied and then trip over nothing. Laugh and say "How silly of me" tie your shoe laces together and hobble off the tram.
Bring skis. Wear them.
Put a lego person in your pants. Ask passengers if they want to meet the little guy who lives in your pants. Then unzip your fly, pull him out, and introduce him.
Ask for passengers names and make seating charts. Change them as passengers come and go.
Paint your toenails.
Pretend to read a book upsideown. Комментарий often on how good it is.
Bring a flashlight and use it as though Ты can¹t see without it
Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.
Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When Ты arrive at the Далее stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.
If Ты are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.
Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²
Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.
When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to open the doors. Instead try to open them manually. When this does not work, yell, scream, pound on them, and stamp your feet. If someone attempts to help you, slap them.
Stand in the aisle and loudly have a pretend phone conversation with yourself.
Bring a sleeping bag and sleep on the bus.
Sit in alone in a two seater. If someone attempts to sit Далее to you, insist that your invisible friend, Burt, is sitting there.
When the bus driver announces a stop, repeat the stop name over and over. When the driver announces the Далее stop, repeat this one instead.
Dangle from the hanging rings by your feet. Giggle maniaclly as Ты sway to and fro.
Strip
Start a cheer for the bus driver
Take a long time to buy a bus ticket, while a friend holds the doors. When Ты get on, eat the ticket.
Stomp down the aisle loudly. When Ты reach the end of the bus, turn around on one foot, and stomp back. If Ты bump into someone, shove them.
Bring a notepad. Sit in the сиденье, место, сиденья right behind the bus driver. Write suggestive notes to the driver.
At each stop, get off the bus. Have a friend hold the doors for Ты while Ты buy a magazine. Get back on. Buy the same magazine each time. Pile them one of the seats.
When there are a lot of empty seats, sit on the floor.
If there are no empty seats left, say to a complete stranger "Thats ok, I¹ll just sit on your lap", and do so.
Bring a towel and sunscreen. Sunbathe in the bus. If anyone tries to make Ты move, insist he is blocking your rays.
Place chewed gum in all the door open buttons.
Have a friend take pictures of Ты hugging или with your arms around Болталка passangers.
Insist that Ты frisk everyone before they can get on. If someone ressists, karate chop them.
Lie on the floor of the bus. When Ты reach your stop, roll off.
Leave a penny on your seat. Get off the bus. When it leaves, chase it to the Далее stop. Retrieve your coin and sigh with relief.
Make motercycle noises when the bus is moving. When it slows down, slow down, when it speeds up, speed up, when it stops, stop, and when it starts again, start again.
When Ты get on the bus, rap loudly "My name is ......., check, I live in ......, check, I¹m on the scene, check."
Wear your socks on your ears. Ask everyone if they¹ve seen them. If someone tries to tell you, accuse him/her of stealing them.
Get on the bus. Laugh hysterically until Ты get off.
Sit in the front of the first pair of doors in the bus. When the bus stops, get off and run to the pair of doors in the middle. Get back on. At the Далее stop, get off at these doors and run back to the first. Repeat at every stop.
Sit in the doorway and read a book. When the doors close on you, scream until they open again, then go back to reading.
Have a picnic on the floor. Include stuffed animals. Talk to them.
Run up to a stranger and act as though Ты know them. See if they go along with it.
Get on the bus. Take off your shoes and put them each on a different seat. Do the same thing with your socks. Get off crying "I¹m free! I¹m free!"
Draw a face on your pinkey finger. Talk to the other passengers through it.
Start a sing-a-long
Decorate the bus for the nearest holiday. If someone Вопросы your actions, explain that Ты are just "getting into the holiday spirit."
Wear a swim suit, goggels, and flippers. Wherever Ты walk, make swimming movements.
Play Twister. Try to get others to join.
Bake Капкейки and bring them onto the bus. Hand them out to the passengers, claiming that its your birthday and Ты wanted to celebrate.
Bring pillows. Start a подушка fight.
Two words: Silly string
If Ты are sitting Далее to someone, pretend to fall asleep. Lay your head on his/her shoulder and snore. If he/she shoves Ты off, pretend to wake up and say "sorry, must¹ve dozed off" repeat every five minutes.
Sing everything Ты say
Greet passangers getting on the bus with "Welcome abord flight 231," and give them a bag of honey roasted peanuts.
Bring a fishing rod. Try to snag other passengers¹ possessions with it.
Crawl around the bus on your hands and knees as if looking for something. Look in silly places such as under passengers shoes или beneath newspapers. If someone asks what Ты are looking for, answer "My taranchuala. He couldn¹t have gotten far."
Wear a chicken costume. Try to talk to the other passengers by clucking. When they don't understand, become frusturated and cluck even faster while making agitated movements.
Try to press the door open button with your tounge.
Wear a chinese new years dragon costume with a friend and continuously do the congo.
Make sure your shoe laces are tied and then trip over nothing. Laugh and say "How silly of me" tie your shoe laces together and hobble off the tram.
Bring skis. Wear them.
Put a lego person in your pants. Ask passengers if they want to meet the little guy who lives in your pants. Then unzip your fly, pull him out, and introduce him.
Ask for passengers names and make seating charts. Change them as passengers come and go.
Paint your toenails.
Pretend to read a book upsideown. Комментарий often on how good it is.
Bring a flashlight and use it as though Ты can¹t see without it
