LOLs!!
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did Ты get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been дана your share !
HE: Will Ты come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make Ты very happy
SHE: Why? Are Ты leaving?
HE: What would Ты say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't Ты already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
HE: Do Ты think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have Ты been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen Ты someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this сиденье, место, сиденья empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if Ты sit down .
HE: So, what do Ты do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Эй, baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
Source: 2sleep.com
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did Ты get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been дана your share !
HE: Will Ты come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make Ты very happy
SHE: Why? Are Ты leaving?
HE: What would Ты say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't Ты already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
HE: Do Ты think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have Ты been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen Ты someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this сиденье, место, сиденья empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if Ты sit down .
HE: So, what do Ты do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Эй, baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
Source: 2sleep.com
