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not by me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot или putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast Еда restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both groups listen to Музыка that either their children или their parents don't understand.

Both groups tend to like their Музыка loud.

The males in both groups are into weird hats.

Both groups are randomly accused of having questionable driving habits.

The females in both groups are into weird hair Цвета and strange hair styles.

Both groups are into strange или flashy clothing.

Both groups tend to have trouble parking.

Members of both groups have developed "selective hearing."

Both groups have a penchant for forgetfulness.

Many in both groups are not into безопасно, сейф sex.

Both groups ask for help around tax time.

Both groups laugh at the dumbest stuff on TV.

Both groups use their own slang to confuse other family members.
posted by BlondLionEzel
Chapter 1: A Chance Meeting, Karamia!

*San Francisco, California*

Lemuel: *Driving*

Karamia: *Struggling* Let me go!

Lemuel: *Laughs evilly* I shall never let Ты go!

*Suddenly, something stops the car*

Lemuel: Huh? What the devil was that??!!!

Fire Wolfe: *Appears from a small fire* Let the girl go!

Lemuel: *Grins* Why should I go?

Fire Wolfe: *Hand becomes огонь and punches the car* Let her go!

Lemuel: *Gets out*

Fire Wolfe: *Grabs Leumel and throws him 10 feet away*

Karamia: *Sees огонь Wolfe* Who are you???!!!

Fire Wolfe: I am a friend *Grabs her and runs*

Karamia: *Screaming*

*The Далее day, Japantown,...
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SSOOK78 (Cookie)

VS

HIKARI_HIWATARI (Ozzy)

BEGIN

ssook78

Hey Ozzy i got something to say to you
i can't say something mean to Ты cause i'm to nice
nicer then Ты in fact most people will say
yeah that's right Ты heard from me right now today
your a total bitch
i don't know why we were Друзья in the first place
because Ты have an ugly жопа, попка face

hikari_hiwatari

oh well Cookie your a real nice friend
i thought Ты were my bestie seems like it has reaches it's end
you calling me ugly? go look in the mirror
cause i don't know which is еще scary
you или Bloody Mary
you better watch what Ты say или i'll come for...
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SYVIN

I lay on the трава in the clearing of the woods. Trees rise above our heads and I can hear the trickle of water nearby.
'If someone finds us we're going to be sent to Prison,' Liiel says.
'We're безопасно, сейф here,' I tell him. 'We'll here The Stalkers coming.'
We have to speak in code, one that The Stalkers don't know. Prison is actually just a camp we would go to. It has a school and a yard and two dorms; girl's dorm and boy's dorm. The Stalkers are the people who send Ты there. Staff members of the prison. Stalker is a good name for them. They've been stalking me for seven или eight years now,...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Well, this is my first Movie Review, and I shall be reviewing "Free Birds".

Plot: A Turkey named Reggie becomes a "Pardoned Turkey" (it's a real thing, look it up) and enjoys eating пицца and watching TV. Then, Reggie gets kidnapped by a Turkey named Jake to help him go back in time and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu.

Already the plot is ripping off "Chicken Run" in most ways. First off, Jake is like Rocky, Jenny is like Ginger, and the main villain is British.

Score: 1/5

Music: There was actually liked two of the songs, "Up around the Ben" by Social Distortion and "Back in Time" by MattyB...
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TELL ME SOMETHING I DON”T KNOW
Everybody tells me that it's so hard to make it
Its so hard to break in, there's no way to fake it
Everybody tells me that it's wrong what I'm feeling
I shouldn't believe in the dreams that I'm dreaming
I hear it every day, I hear it all the time
I'm never gonna amount to much
But they're never gonna change my mind, no!
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know
Something I don't know, something I don't know
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know
Something I don't know, something I don't know
How many inches in a mile, what it takes to make Ты smile
Teach...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
It all started when Chloe was in the кухня making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these Капкейки in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see


THE END
Rachel's POV:

He was ready to tell me something.

Asking me how come I know that? He patted the place Далее to me.

That means that he wants to say me something.

Ha. I know him better than hos friends. I think.

He inhaled and exhaled air and opened his eyes to look through my eyes and speak.

"I have a girlfriend named, Ruby. I guess Ты might have met her at the cafeteria at school." He said.

Yeah, I think that's the girl who slapped me and asked me nit to talk with Andrew.

I slowly nodded.

"Did she hurt Ты very badly? Sorry. I came to know that just now."

"No, that's okay..." I сказал(-а) trailing off.

"Erm......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
IDK why, but I guess I'll be Письмо certain вверх 10 Статьи for anything. That's pretty much what I've been doing so far. Anyway, here's my вверх 10 Избранное cars of all time

10. Honda S2000

It's a nice sports car, with racing modifications, it could be a fairly good race car. Not only in video games, but in real life as well.

9. Dodge Charger

I'm not talking about those new chargers, though ther are cool. The charger on this list, is the one from the late 60's. This is one of the best muscle cars anyone can get their hands on. It has been featured in many Фильмы with car chases that are liked...
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Rachel’s POV:

That evening while leaving school, I heard girls talking about beauty contest that was going to take place in another two weeks.

All I wanted to do was to go Главная right now and complete Чтение Julius Caesar book.

What a good plan Mark Antony had towards the assassinators!

As usual, I got my locker cleaned and walked towards the cafeteria to have a sip of coffee.

Enjoying my coffee, I sat down and heard someone call out my name.

I just turned back and saw the angel.

Announcement to ladies and gentlemen: Andrew was calling out my name.

He came closer to me and сказал(-а) “I want to talk...
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posted by nivi20997
Rachel's POV:


Hi guys, my name is Rachel Stewart. I have got a huge crush on Andrew Fedrer, the guy Далее door from the very first день he saved my life from a poisonous snake. But later only I came to know that he did that to attract Vanessa Han.
He is one of the hottest guy in our school. He has gone out on a дата with every single girl in our school and that big Список includes even Vanessa Han. Okay that happened last week.
Like I already told, he has gone out on a дата with everyone. Wait, not everyone. I didn’t go out with him.
WHY??
I am a nerd. And also a big bookworm who is always stuck with...
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posted by justinfangrrl
I did write this on tumblr. It's both opinion and fact. More-so on fact. Say what Ты want. But don't be rude.

***

A rant for the earth~ Idle no еще

-just a rant, reblog if Ты wish/if Ты Любовь the earth- //read if Ты want

Jeez, I was having a conversation with my mom (a social studies teacher) about racism and how odd it is that somehow all the corrupt, stupid people get picked to be a Country’s leader. [This isn’t always the case of course, but it happens еще than it should]

I can honestly say that Stephen Harper is probably the most despicable, corrupt, moronic, pathetic excuse of a Prime...
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The Далее день was Wednesday, which meant they met with Ms. Winters again. "I'm kind of scared!" Emma whined. Mellissa and Eve rolled their eyes. “Come on, Emma!" Eve threw back her head. "Fine." Emma replied back.

When it was time, Ms. Winters pulled them inside the classroom. "We're going to learn your abilities. Eve, Ты first. Think bats." Ms. Winters said. Eve got up and closed her eyes. Fangs shot out of mouth and her once small human frame morphed into a bat. "Squeeeeeak! Squeeeaaaak!" Eve tried to say.

"Nice job, Miss Dipalo.Now Mellissa. If Ты don't already know, Ты have super strength,...
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First off, I’m trying to convey that I find your statement или remark funny, even though I may или may not be laughing behind this screen. Some people are too lazy to laugh, или just do it to make them think that they like Ты in order to get something out of you. Those kind of lolers are NOT your friends, I repeat NOT. For those who are clueless about what I’m talking about, “lol” is internet slang for laugh out loud and is probably the most used word on the internet and about 90% of internet denizens use this slang word in their daily online conversations, blog posts, comments, etc....
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posted by Sylvia_Puffin
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected by wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited by one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit или other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that Ты have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers или water witches. Someone who can locate water или Остаться в живых object with a rod или wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see или sense aura, или energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week Ты eat или want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 или 10.

Let's say Ты eat Шоколад 8 times a week (we won't tell).

2.Multiply that number by 2.

8 x 2 = 16

3.Add 5 to the Назад result.

16 + 5 = 21

4.Multiply that by 50.

21 x 50 = 1050

5.Add the current год (Gregorian).

1050 + 2011 = 3061

6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If Ты haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.

(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)

3061 - 251 = 2810

7.(Assuming Ты were born in 1975...)

2810 - 1975 = 835

8.You'll end up with a 3 или 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one или two digits will be the number of times per week Ты eat или want Шоколад (the number Ты specified in the first step).

8 pieces of Шоколад a week, 35 years of age.
posted by misscrazel
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                  Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
 "It's a long story. Ты wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. Ты can tell me if Ты ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
posted by animelol
-Every year, nearly 4 million Кошки are eaten in Asia
-On average, Кошки spend 2/3 of a день sleeping,that means a 9 год old cat has been awake for 3 years of its life!
-When a cat chases its prey,it keeps its head level. Собаки and humans bob their heads up and down.
-A group of Кошки is called a "clowder"
-Female Кошки tend to be right pawed, while male Кошки are often left pawed
-Cats make about 100 different sounds, Собаки make 10.
-Some siamese Кошки appear to be cross-eyed because the nerves from its left eye go mostly to the right and the opposite with the other eye
-A Кошки eyesight is both better and...
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^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are Ты ready for секунды yet?"

"Are Ты going to come again Далее time?"

"It's a little dry, do Ты still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do Ты think you'll be able to handle...
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posted by Gmillsap02
At the end of series 3, Ты never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be Далее in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well Ты know that face или a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If Ты don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
posted by flippy_fan210
 Derpy
Derpy
yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of Ты don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy сказал(-а) she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge оладья, кекс, маффин on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if...
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