BEAT UP A TRAMP. WHY? BECAUSE Ты CAN!!
Marry your dog.
Throw an egg (you know what i mean ) (its not good tho).
Go put lots of heavy CRAZY make up on and take pictures.
GeT A jOb.
Call your Dad/Mom And Ask What Time It IS.
Throw a rock through a window then blame the rock... или your pants... which ever work better.
Say jaques mcevoy likes pies, call him a клубника head then fart in his face lol.
Knuckles are months on your hands.
Lick your elbow.
To stare at a certain spot and imagine something is happening there.
Say yo-mama jokes to your children.
Eat пицца until Ты hurl then.........eat more.
Go bite a cow.
варенье, джем all the plugs sockets in your house with skittles and see what happens.
Flush your goldfish while he's alive.
Take a rock and draw a face on it, then take it around all день on a lead and call it peter!
Speak italian in russian.
Run out of your house and yell "We're being attacked by terrorists.".
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Marry your dog.
Throw an egg (you know what i mean ) (its not good tho).
Go put lots of heavy CRAZY make up on and take pictures.
GeT A jOb.
Call your Dad/Mom And Ask What Time It IS.
Throw a rock through a window then blame the rock... или your pants... which ever work better.
Say jaques mcevoy likes pies, call him a клубника head then fart in his face lol.
Knuckles are months on your hands.
Lick your elbow.
To stare at a certain spot and imagine something is happening there.
Say yo-mama jokes to your children.
Eat пицца until Ты hurl then.........eat more.
Go bite a cow.
варенье, джем all the plugs sockets in your house with skittles and see what happens.
Flush your goldfish while he's alive.
Take a rock and draw a face on it, then take it around all день on a lead and call it peter!
Speak italian in russian.
Run out of your house and yell "We're being attacked by terrorists.".
ilol post еще later
I originally got this in a forwarded text, and I thought I'd pass it along. The premise of it is just about girls and best Друзья and how we're always there for each other no matter what.
Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]
To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the Далее morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]
To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the Далее morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The секунда one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The секунда one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
So I am Письмо what I see people generally do when Ты stay the night with a friend. Sorry besties, but most of Ты do this. This also applies to siblings.
1. Play your Музыка even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them by Чтение manga, texting, или stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
1. Play your Музыка even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them by Чтение manga, texting, или stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
