1. We only cry infront of Ты when we
a) want Ты to comfort us, or
b) can't help it
2. We only wear mini юбка when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.
3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus
4. If Ты ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't или feel like Ты should know, so
forget about it.
5. When we say we're mad, upset, или angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.
6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?
7. If Ты think we like to hang out with Ты every
waking minute, think twice.
8. Have Ты ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?
9. When Ты ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3
10. When we say we Любовь you... Ты better believe it.
a) want Ты to comfort us, or
b) can't help it
2. We only wear mini юбка when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.
3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus
4. If Ты ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't или feel like Ты should know, so
forget about it.
5. When we say we're mad, upset, или angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.
6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?
7. If Ты think we like to hang out with Ты every
waking minute, think twice.
8. Have Ты ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?
9. When Ты ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3
10. When we say we Любовь you... Ты better believe it.
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.
The blonde driver looks all around in her кошелек and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do Ты have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known Ты were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
The blonde driver looks all around in her кошелек and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do Ты have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known Ты were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
