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posted by darkkhorn19
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon Чтение the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and сказал(-а) "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet Ты he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do Ты know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
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 Carving The Turkey
Carving The Turkey
When Daddy carves the turkey,
It is really quite a sight,
I know he tries his hardest,
But he never does it right.

He makes a fancy Показать of it,
Before he starts to carve,
And stabs in all directions,
While we're certain that we'll starve.

He seems to take forever,
As we sit and shake our heads,
By the time he's finished slicing,
He's reduced the birds to shreds.

He yells as loud as thunder,
Just before he's finally through
For when Daddy carves the turkey,
Daddy carves his finger too!
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posted by kicksomebut23
I'm sorry to brag for all of the Sega или Sonic the hedgehog Фаны who Любовь Sega's classic game,but I'm excited. When I went to Family Dollar, I saw a Genesis system for $40. Did Ты read that? $40 for a genesis console,but I didn't have enough money. So I went Главная and bought $4 out of $39, and saw in my receipt; This Saturday on Nov.8, get a product over $25, $5 off. I became excited and told my Stepfather to take me to Family Dollar to buy the Sega Genesis Console $5 off. This means the price will be $35. This gaming console contains 80 sega games on the system. I'm so excited. Got news,brag about it.
posted by -SkySplitter-
1. Собаки can detect sadness in humans and often attempt to make their owners happy by initiating cuddling.

2. In Iceland, еще Книги are published and sold per person every год than anywhere else in the world. Ten percent of Icelanders become a published Автор in their lifetime.

3. Hippo молоко is pink.

4. President George W. куст, буш was a cheerleader during high school and university.

5. еще Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!

6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.

7. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.

8. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.

9. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.

10. In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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posted by BlondLionEzel
I usually like to make my characters after these tropes:

#1: The Hero

The hero (Applies to males and females) is a strong, determined, and just. He defeats his enemies but is willing to Показать weakness. He fights to defend others, and puts others before himself. It's always the Герои job to protect the weak.

#2: The Princess

The princess (Applies to females mostly) is a kind, gentle, and fair soul. She likes the Hero and despises the Villain. She usually like cute things, but Ты can change this if Ты like.

#3: The Villain

The villain likes to cause harm to others. He usually can be found making...
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#1
I thought I could rule the world,
I thought I would impress the gods,
But I fell so quickly at your feet,
I sing this song for you,
Helpless I will sing for you,
And live with impressing the king,

No one will compare to you,
You have no competition,

But Ты just won’t notice me,
Notice me,
I can change for you,

Please notice me,
I am begging you,
I’m in Любовь with you,
Notice me,
Please notice me,
I will give my сердце to you,
I will give my life for you,
I swear to always Любовь you,
If Ты would notice me,

I played a game when I was young,
I married had children,
I ruled the world,
I was the queen,
Couldn’t...
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posted by LocalArtistist
Sure Дисней may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil Queen and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming или evil dragon queen. No none of that.

There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not медведь to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever Холодное сердце in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.

The end.
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