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Air, pollution, hair drying and the curling irons...

These all take their toll on healthy hair. After a while, hair loses its shine and volume.

That's why we have a trick for Ты today to put the shine back in your locks using natural products.

The first thing Ты need to do is beat an egg white with two таблица spoons of яблоко vinegar. Apply this mix to your hair and let it work for 15 minutes.

Then wash your hair with shampoo and use the conditioner that Ты usually do.

Now Ты are ready for the Далее step. While Ты have the first mix on, boil some water with parsley. Before washing your hair, take out the parsley and let the left over parsley water cool. Bring it with Ты when Ты wash out your hair.

Attention: when Ты wash out the shampoo and the conditioner, then apply the parsley water for one last shine treatment.

Between the egg mix and the parsley, your hair should be truly shiny.

Ты can do this treatment whenever Ты want, because it does not damage your hair.
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1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I Опубликовано a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.

2. People think Ты can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the Болталка Фан club doesn't mean Ты won't get reported.

3. The Вопросы aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then Ты click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!

4. If Ты post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
There are many reasons as to why cliques, stereotypes, and conformity are burdens in the socialite world. We, as humans, thrive on social interaction. So how come we create guidelines that prevent us from meeting new people?

Let's focus on the years that I consider to be a nesting post for the social monsters; the glorious teenage years. I've noticed that, before class in the morning, my grade hangs around the lower commons in the same, separated groups. The sophomores are usually over by the front office and the juniors and seniors are scattered about.

I prefer to hang out with my upperclassmen...
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To My Loving Husband Patrick.

People say we are not meant to be
People say you're not good for me
People say I'm too good for you
People say you're ugly
People say you're fat
I say screw Ты to those people
I say you're the most perfect man I've ever known
I say you're my hopes and dreams
I say I Любовь you
Ты say do Ты mean it?
I say yes I do
I Любовь Ты
еще than anything in the world
Ты Любовь me for who I am
Not for my looks или body
Just me
If Ты never saved me from Devin
Who knows where I'd be now
He abused me; he raped me
Ты found me and took me in
Ты cared for me and treated me like...
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posted by Bananaaddict
This Список was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My избранное are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round таблица was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much Ты push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth...
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posted by Schnusch
What Is Fear Of Itching

The fear of itching is known as Acarophobia. This fear can also include a phobia about any insects that might cause itching in human beings.


Why Do People Fear Itching?

If Ты have a phobia about itching, Ты may harbor some memories of past infections или other problems that caused Ты to feel terribly itchy and uncomfortable.

Prior experiences with itching can include things like headlice, scabies, and other such infestations. These conditions can be stubborn, embarrassing, and quite stressful. They are also extremely contagious.


Cleanliness May Become An Obsession

Hygiene...
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Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send Ты to Heaven или Hell. After all, Ты enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every Главная in America, yet Ты also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let Ты decide where Ты want to go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let Ты visit both places briefly,...
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posted by Thecharliejay
1. If using a touch-tone, press Болталка numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival пицца place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their Вопросы with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition...
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Note: These have been all tried by me.
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to Болталка people and pose like a ninja

2) Throw попкорн at Болталка people and run away if caught

3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.

4) Go up to person and say "Why were Ты following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, Ты run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do Ты follow me?" Run off for good.

5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do Ты have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they...
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1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man или YMCA
5. перфоратор, удар, пунш someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on вверх of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and перфоратор, удар, пунш all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Иисус или Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
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Scorpio.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Pluto
Symbol: The скорпион
Your stone: Topaz
Life Pursuit: To survive against all opposition
Vibration: Resilient
Scorpio's Secret Desire: To triumph

Description:
Reputed to be the "most powerful" sign of the zodiac, Scorpios lead fate filled lives and have intense and dramatic personal relationships. Even as children Scorpios are often found to be wise beyond their years. Many astrologers call this the sign of the "oldest souls". Old and wise beyond the average, Scorpios often know all the answers, except sometimes; they too often have difficulty...
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1. Walk up to a Болталка person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a Болталка person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person Ты are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a Болталка person the same gender as Ты and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" или "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a Болталка man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
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 11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him Ты saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house Пение Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the вверх of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it by Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. Показать him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...
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1. Everytime Ты read Twilight, a kitten is born :D

2. If Ты are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!

3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!

4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!

5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D

PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can Ты make his leg twitch?!

9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this...
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yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, Пианино , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest


WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes


then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , Ты know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......
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