Болталка Article: 5 incredibly Болталка things to do {trust me....mwahahahahaha!}

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5 incredibly Болталка things to do {trust me....mwahahahahaha!}

posted by ky-chan

okay, on my 5 completely Болталка things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as Ты can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as Ты can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend Ты try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.

deathding, peacebaby7 and 8 others like this

hannah16 omg. that is hilarious. i'm going to lunch soon so i'll do number 1. that is so funny. you made my day having this on here.

AlxanderRfan LOL! This was so entertaining, I have to try something! Mwhahahaha ( talkin' in a creepy voice ) this is going to be fhun!

ky-chan haha! glad i could help! these are the ones i've done publically to confuse people...it really does work!

deathroman13 number 2 is damn hilarious XD people are really seriously directing you to another walmart XD

ky-chan yeah, some will point you to another walmart, the others give you a dirty look! haha!

hannah16 so i totally did #1 like i said i would. i went to the bathroom during lunch and there were a whole bunch of girls just standing around in there. i told my friend to go with me and record their reactions. i went in to the furthest stall and stood there for a few minutes. then i just started screaming, "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" and i heard a whole bunch of girls scream. my friend said that alot of girls just stared at the stall. some girls ran out because i scared them so much. i didn't even get in trouble. it totally made my day better. thanks so much for posting this ky-chan.

ky-chan awesome! haha! i screamed it in the gym locker rooms and one of my friends (in the boys locker room across the gym) screamed "i found it! it's over here!" and i screamed "thanks! could you hold onto it for a minute?" it was amazing! some of the people looked like they were gonna crap themselves and the others just kinda backed away slowly. im glad i can bring smiles to people! make the world a better place; ask them where you put your flaming green octopus! haha!

hannah16 thats hilarious. if i was in there i probably would've peed my pants laughing so hard.

ky-chan haha!!!!

peacebaby7 XDXDXD I wanna do number 2 and 1. XDXD

peacebaby7 Hell, I'll do three, too. XD

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Supersonic

added by Mollymolata

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My Problem On FB Can Anyone help? part2

posted by ZacharyWhite

ok.. So I know the part1 was hilarious for MOST of Ты guys, but it's ok... But I'm still a little freaked out, cuz it's like I don't wanna unfriend/block the fangirl cuz it's kinda rude for me... So I didn't. Anywaysss... Here's part two of our conv.

(I logged in... and suddenly..)
Fangirl: Heeyyy!!! Zack :D why did Ты logged out last time, aaww I felt bad :"< but it's ok cuz you're back now :D
Me: ...yeAh, "nice" seeing Ты again too... I guess?
Fangirl: Aww hihi, so ok back to what I сказал(-а) last time.. So the time when we'll get married, we're gonna have kiddieess!! :D
Me: K-k-kiddies?? ._....

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STOP TPP! COME ON! SIGN AND SPREAD THE WORD!

posted by MisterH

Copy and pasted from: link

THIS IS VERY URGENT AND NOT A JOKE!

I really mean it! What would Ты be able to do if SOPA/TPP censors the internet? What would Ты be able to do if Письмо fanfics and drawing fanarts become illegal? What would Ты do if it's illegal to do a cover of your Избранное song on YouTube? What would Ты do if downloading things from the internet (music, movies, TV episodes, etc) became illegal? What would Ты do if SOPA/TPP wins the war and takes away internet freedom? Net Neutrality is already dead so far, we can't risk the freedom of internet from getting killed by SOPA/TPP!...

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'Murrica, I Любовь ya.

posted by tamore

ya know I needed this dumb lil eagle n flag somewhere

I fucking Любовь America.

Yeah, that’s right, I Любовь it. In a time when it’s oh so trendy to hate society and all this country’s flaws, I Любовь the United States of America.

And yes, I do acknowledge the flaws. It does suck that there’s still widespread racism and sexism and it sucks that same-sex marriage isn’t nationally recognized. (It also sucks that Марихуана isn’t legal everywhere but ya know, I can let that go.)

I Любовь America because I’m free. I Любовь America because I’m free to Любовь it или I’m free to hate it. I can choose. I can voice my opinions.

I Любовь that it can be funny...