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posted by funnyshawna
Эй, there Delilah, I’ve been pacing the pews in a church corridor, but I’ve got a short attention span. I’m a natural disaster, and…oh, wait! Here I go again! I’m Золушка on her bedroom floor, oh dear Butcher, what happened? I’m gonna sleep my whole life away, cos I’m only waiting on the Далее best thing. I’m a sheepish wolf, but I only eat buttons. Don’t Ты even think of putting your teeth on me! Now I’m of consenting age, but I’m forever young. I’m the greatest thing you’d ever imagine, but I’m sick and tired of waiting in your red pick-up truck. I’m headed back to the street, but Ты can’t read my mind, oh, no, the rest is still unwritten. I may look like a fool, but the costume makes the clown. I need to be the kind of dream Ты never share, but, alright, I give in! I’m walking on quicksand every last time I come home. I may need a doctor to keep me busy, but I play the game like all the rest. My eyes are on fire, make me glow. I’ve got bad Татуировки and worse IDs. I’m caught in a maze, but I won’t be forgotten. Ill build the moon for you, if Ты give me a clue. I never think, but my thoughts are as deep as any. I thought that I was in control, but your automatic eyes keep telling me otherwise. I’m sitting on a citadel holding my own hand. I’m walking on clouds of white, Пение along to their song. I’m the wind, I’m the song that Ты play over and over, and I’m going crazy, running on empty. I can’t make up my mind, because one минута goes fast. No, no, no, I can’t even get started. I lived in stories, but inside I kept a mystery. There Ты are, and here I stand, Цветы in my hand. Is this weird? Think again. I took a step back, but if this is a test…I’m a survivor, but I must have gotten sick somehow. I’m nobody’s fool. I’m gonna sell my car and go to Vegas, cause I’m restless and tired of sleeping with giants. I’ve got something, I will write Ты a song, I will pick Ты red Розы with my bare hands, but I don’t want to fall to pieces. Ты think I’m crazy, and well, I may be. Sure thing is that I’m coming for you, so just slow down, and slow down. Don’t pretend you’ve never been there, cos it’s just too little too late. I’m telling the truth, though I may have exaggerated a memory или two. I’m gonna last longer than we do. I always knew I was haunted. Louder, louder, the voices in my head. “Shut up, voice, или I’ll poke Ты with a Q-tip again.” Excuse me for this, but I’m on the outside looking in. I’m you, I’m me, I’ve got my head inside this paper bag. Why? Because If I can’t see Ты then Ты can’t see me. Hey, this wire around my neck ain’t there for fun. I’m tailor made for you, a stunning golden hue. This was no accident. I won’t cut my beard and I won’t change my hair, because I’m that green gentleman. Ты will find a statue of me upon my shelf, but I still feel I can fly. I can’t wait forever, but forever can wait. I will never end up like him, but behind my back I’m already oh so starving. I’m painted midnight blue, silver horseshoes. I may be as mad as a rabbit, but I won’t be the one that got away. I can handle it! All that I need is a few days down. All that I need is a little time to drown. Fake a smile and pretend it’s not raining in my bedroom. I don’t look innocent when no one’s in a dark room but me and his Hannah Пение pen. It’s the mess that feels so right, I must confess…I’m in Любовь with my own sins. I can’t help it if I’m just a fool, always chasing the soles of your shoes. I can’t help it if I’m just a fool, always having my сердце set on you.
I’m Shawna.


disclaimer: i own very little of this. credit to all the writers of lyrics and such
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._. или (._.) indecisive
:-) или =] или :) или =) или :] или :^) или :D или :^D Smile или happy
:-L или =L или o¬o Drool или Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( или =( или D: или D= Frown или Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP или XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD или XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S или :s или =S или =s confused
:Þ или :þ или =b или =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ или : или =/ или = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, или a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...
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Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do Ты see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?



Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better then going into a bathroom, small closet или any other small room with only one way in или out. Only thing stupider to go into then a bathroom is a movie theater. Lots of places to run around before Ты get eaten.



Rule 3: Seatbelts: Its a безопасно, сейф bet unless your a complete dumb dumb ( see rule #7 ) your not going to be...
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