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posted by fencingrocks
In my school, we have this dumb period called skills. It is last period, and we switch teachers every day. What we do in skills totally depends on the teacher we have.

Anyways, I was in science skills. My teacher was making us plot the track of Hurricane Katrina. He is oddly obsessed with hurricanes and no one knows why.

He put me at a science таблица in the back of the room, with this girl named Abigail.

Abigail and I had talked before, but we weren’t really that close.

I gathered my hurricane plotting materials, and placed them down on the black science table.

Once class started, Abigail and I began talking. We both seemed to enjoy messing with my science teacher.

As we were working quietly, my science teacher let out one of his world famous laughs.

Ты see, he really doesn’t laugh, he just chuckles. He has a very squeaky irritating laugh, so when he let out a loud one, Abigail and I cracked up.

“Abigail! Kellyy! What’s going on back there?” he said.

“Nothing Mr. Ellicott,” Abigail said.

We both giggled but we managed to keep our mouths shut.

In the middle of plotting out hurricane, Abigail shouts out:
“HEY! THIS HURRICANE PASSES THROUGH A CITY THAT IS NAMED AFTER MY LAST NAME!”

I guess she had сказал(-а) it louder than she had intended, because right after she сказал(-а) it, she plopped her head down on the science таблица and started laughing.

About half way through the skills period, we both finished plotting the hurricane.

Abigail asked Mr. Ellicott what we should do after we finished. He simply сказал(-а) to work on other Главная work, but since he was еще interested in what was on his computer screen than Abigail, he obviously wasn’t remembering the fact that it was Friday before vacation.

Abigail skipped back to her spot in the back of the room Далее to me.

She told me what he had said. I looked towards the front of the room, to where Mr. Ellicott was sitting. He started to open his mouth, but he just kept it about half-way open. Just sitting there with his mouth open.

I poked Abigail.

“Look at Mr. Ellicott,” I whispered.

She looked at him, and laughed. Mr. Ellicott turned, but his mouth didn’t close it just sat there wide open.

Abigail torn a corner of her paper off, as Mr. Ellicott was going around the room to check how our work was going.

She franticly wrote some words on the paper, before Mr. Ellicott got to our table. She crumpled up the piece of paper and slid it over to me as she began to look over her paper.
The paper сказал(-а) I think he’s waiting for flies to fly into his mouth . I cracked a smile, but I managed to gain composer before he got to our table.

“How are Ты Abigail,” he asked as he looked over her shoulder at her work.

“Fine, Mr. Ellicott,” she said.

He left finally, leaving me and Abigail in a haze from the heavy colon he wears.

Abigail got bored of just watching Mr. Ellicott, so she skipped up to where Mr. Ellicott had left some printer paper, crayons, rulers, and colored pencils.

She grabbed a handful of crayons and a wad of papers, and skipped back leaving a trail of papers behind her.

“Look Kellyy! I got a plethora of colors!” she сказал(-а) as she held out her open hand and spilled out-dated crayons onto the table.

At this point I was pretty sure that she was on something, but I must have been on the same thing because I was just as hyper.

“Imma draw a pirdy picture!” she cried, but softly so Mr. Ellicott wouldn’t get mad at us.

After a few минуты of Abigail frantically scribbling on her paper, I asked her what she was drawing.

“NO! Ты can’t see Kellyy!” she yelled.

Mr. Ellicott unglued his eyes from the screen and said:

“Abigail Nassau and Kellyy Gibbs! Ты two are to see me after class,” he screeched.

As he turned away, Abigail and I exchanged a glance that basically сказал(-а) Yes! Time to goof off!.

Abigail finally showed me what she was working on. It was a girl with brown hair, standing. The sun was shining.

“Apparently, you’re supposed to be able to see the opposite color in a certain color,” she сказал(-а) very matter-of-factly.

With that note, Abigail began to color her sun purple. While she was doing this, I was drawing neat lines inside the ‘y’ of my name.

Abigail grabbed my paper and started to draw on it.

“Hey! Give that back!” I cried. The whole class turned around, and looked at me and Abigail.

We froze. They soon reverted their attention to the plotting.

We both laughed.

Abigail still refused to give me my paper. I was going to put it up in my locker, but I just decided not to. She was frantically scribbling on my paper. She showed me the paper a few минуты later. She had written in all the names of the Цвета in that color. So there was a big fat “SEA BLUE” written across my paper.

I realized that my drawing was ruined, so I scribbled on my paper with Abigail. We were pressing extremely hard on the crayons, so we got that sloppy-kindergartener look.

“Crap!” Abigail whispered. I looked over to find her trying to put the tip of her crayon back in the paper lining. “Kellyy, throw this over there.”

I took the оранжевый crayon tip and threw it under the counter that surrounded the whole room.

Announcements started.

Mr. Ellicott told the class not to stack their chairs because Abigail and Kellyy would be doing it.

As soon as they dismissed 7th graders, the whole class ran out the door. Abigail and I looked at each other.

We both yelled: “YEAH! MANUAL LABOR!” as we threw chairs up on to the tables. A few fell and we both screamed.


Some names and identifying features have been changed to protect their identities
Эй, everyone, I just joined.

I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the Автор of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope Ты like it.


Three things are certain: 
Death, taxes, and Остаться в живых data. 
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone; 
Your life's work has been destroyed. 
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

The code was willing, 
It considered your request, 
But the chips were weak. 

Windows NT crashed. 
I am the Blue Screen of Death. 
No one hears your screams. 

Errors have occurred. 
We won't tell Ты where или why. 
Lazy...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One день there was a little girl called Emily She had a toy doll the doll seemed so normal but with one exception it was missing a finger one night before Emily went to постель, кровати she sat the doll above the fireplace and went to bed.

Emily was fast asleep but then "Emily im in the lounge room coming to get you" Emily thought she was dreaming so she ignored it but then "Emily im on the staircase coming to get you" Emily hid under the covers,

Everything was quiet but then "Emily im in the hall way coming to get you" Each time the voice spoke it got louder Emily was very scared and then "Emily im at your...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Coffee can reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Ancient Rome is now a micronation
No matter what your language teacher tells you, short sentences are important in Письмо and are not mistakes или bad.
Sealand now has eight official citizens
Ice cream is Italian food
Fortune печенье are Japanese, not Chinese
Hatsune Miku was NOT the first Vocaloid, Leon and Lola were
Thunder is a natural sonic boom
The speed of sound is 330 miles per second
Infrared light was first used in WWII
Schrödinger's Cat is a physics paradox
Weak force is a billion trillion trillion times stronger than gravity
People are actually obsessed...
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posted by littleangel0520
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'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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3)
'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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4)
'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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5)
The government of people, by the people, for the people shall...
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1. When a twilight Фан says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all Вопросы about twilight that Ты can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book Сообщить on the most boring Книги of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that Ты hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible Автор and her Книги make want to poke...
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posted by energizerbunny
5. Avril Lavigne

Not a Фан but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a Фан but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys или something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball или swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, сказал(-а) as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry Музыка videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford мустанг Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time Избранное fast Еда restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out или dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...
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posted by ilovetowrite
How do Ты find motivation to exercise when Ты just don’t feel like getting off your butt? I ask myself this Вопрос every now and then, and I have the feeling I’m not the only one.

A few weeks ago, I wrote 4 Simple Steps to Start the Exercise Habit… and the fourth and final step was to add motivation as needed until the habit sticks. This post is to help Ты with that fourth step.

There are a million ways to motivate yourself to exercise, actually, but these are a few that have worked for me. And trust me, I’ve had days when I’ve struggled with exercise. Most recently, the things...
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posted by jbiebs4evajb17
1... ask Ur teacher if u can sharpen your pen(and Показать your pen to them)
2... when taking attendance say here for every one.
3... when taking attendance.. tell the teacher that they сказал(-а) your name wrong and say ur name different every time.
4.. raise your hand to ask a Вопрос and say some thing Болталка like.. i like cheese... или carrots are pink... или say something obvious,,etc,,
5... raise your hand when the teacher calls Ur name say what then they say u had Ur hand up and u say no i didn't..
6... ask your teacher if u can have a bath room pass when they give it to u say never mind im all better...
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posted by katetekiku
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy Ты get on the middle of the floor.

2.Fill a носок with pennies, and then demand all of the Еда using the money in the sock.

3.Run through the waiting lines.

4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.

5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"

6.Give a burnt french fry to a Болталка person across the room.

7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos или baked beans.

8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.

9.Chew as loud as Ты can so everyone can hear.

10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little ягненок, баранина at the вверх of your lungs.

11.Eat another person's Еда when they aren't looking.

12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about Болталка things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!

13.Rap your meal at the counter.
posted by -Wednesday-
u wudnt know if there was хлеб on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is хлеб on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the хлеб is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and или eat the хлеб that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the хлеб off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the хлеб that is on yer head so u can on living without хлеб on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the хлеб that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating хлеб it is so if i tell u that there is хлеб on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of хлеб on yer head
One day, I was walking on the sidewalk on Walden Lane. It was 5:00 in the morning in Lakeland, Florida, and the sun was just coming up. I was whistling "Celebrate Good Times" while dancing a jig. All of a sudden, A guy zoomed down the sidewalk on his bike with his arm out, and smacked me in the face. I fell to the ground from the impact, my face throbbing.
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit....
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 The кабина
The Cabin
кабина for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eleven: James
    
    “She’s what?” Tori screamed, in horror. Dr. Haffer looked at her again, “She’s about 2 months pregnant.” Tori gagged. I was horrified. I looked at my hands. “She’s pregnant?” I asked. Tori was in tears again. “No, this can’t be. We…” I thought back to 2 months ago. It was that party Damian had thrown. Chelsea and I had been in love. I sighed. It was no use. She was pregnant. I bit my lip and walked out the door. I couldn’t deal with this. I would go back to the house,...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a дерево and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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posted by yukikiyruu
Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.
Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.
Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.
Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when Ты are pinching her cheeks with both hands.
Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then Ты may call her by this cute name.
Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.
Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.
Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.
Beautiful: It is a simple but effective...
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hi, i'm kairi. i felt bored and just decided to give up my acquired knowledge for those of Ты who need a little help with being еще Популярное on fanpop/ are bored and just feel like Чтение something.

1. consider something someone might want to take part in. some of the most Популярное Ответы have to do with games или something of the sort. this is because they sound interesting to a fan, so they'll click it.

2. ask the Фаны about themself. people like talking about themselves and sharing interesting stories, it's human nature.

3. think about what you're asking. think about the subject's popularity....
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EF PEPLE CONTNUU 2 WRIT LYK DIS I WILL ART FLIPIN OUT!
Translation: If people continue to write like this I will start flipping out!

....Now there's two points alone in that sentence and those points were horrible spelling and the constant abuse of the Трофеи lock. Most people continue doing these two things to get on everyone's nerves. I can understand that some people Письмо this way if he/she had dyslexia или someone learning to speak English and hasn't quite grasped it yet или if you're texting someone on your phone(that can be a real pain), but there's absolutely no excuse for the rest of us...
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1. Always have kindness with you. If Ты have no kindness, then you're no better than anyone else.

2. Always listen to what your Друзья have to explain. If they have a proublem and need to explain it to you, stop what you're doing and listen to them carefully.

3. Be respectfull. Using respect will let the person know who Ты are или what they think Ты are.

4. Never curse at your friends. It will lead to arguments, breakouts, and maybe even sleepless nights или bad days.

5. Always lend a hand. If you're Друзья are having a prouble, feel free to lend a hand for them. But remeber to ask them if...
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posted by spunkyonyx
Agapanthus africanus
Family: Amaryllidaceae
Common names: ~Lily of the Nile~ ~Blue African Lily ~ ~African Lily~

Agapanthus originates from South Africa. The scientific name refers to the Greek word ~agape~ for ~love~ and ~anthos~ for ~ flower.~

The lily-like florets clustered on a long, thick leafless stem are available year-round in purple and white.
Agapanthus is sensitive to the presence of ethylene gas. This цветок should be kept away from naturally occurring gas, i.e. ripening fruit.

Agave americana L.
Family: Agavaceae
Common Names: ~Century Plant ~ ~West Indian Daggerlog ~ ~Rattlesnake-master~...
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