Part 2 of zombie survival
1. "Borrow" the car of your dreams.
2. Challenge yourself to get a еще entertaining zombie kill each week.
3. Make a collection of anything.
4. Get a hobby. (besides zombie killing.)
5. Vandalize something that Ты despise.
6. (If it hasn't happened already) free the Животные from zoo's.
7. Make Друзья with a cute little puppy.
8. Go to the place where your Избранное movie was filmed.
9. Wear whatever Ты think is fashionable.
10. Try to do something impossible.
11. Trash a Знаменитости house.
12. Die your hair a different color everyday.
13. Take a mini-vacation from killing zombies and go wherever Ты want.
14. Teach the art of zombie killing to a young apprentice.
15. Act out your Избранное movie.
16. Blow up your least Избранное Телевидение network.
17. Fly a plane.
18. Do mystery-science theater for your least Избранное movie.
19. Write a song. (I'm running out of ideas! AHHHHHHH)
20. Blow up a gym. (Sonce your gonna be running a lot you'll stay on shape and won't need a gym.)
Please comment, share, and give suggestions. I'm out of ideas so feel free to start your own list.
1. "Borrow" the car of your dreams.
2. Challenge yourself to get a еще entertaining zombie kill each week.
3. Make a collection of anything.
4. Get a hobby. (besides zombie killing.)
5. Vandalize something that Ты despise.
6. (If it hasn't happened already) free the Животные from zoo's.
7. Make Друзья with a cute little puppy.
8. Go to the place where your Избранное movie was filmed.
9. Wear whatever Ты think is fashionable.
10. Try to do something impossible.
11. Trash a Знаменитости house.
12. Die your hair a different color everyday.
13. Take a mini-vacation from killing zombies and go wherever Ты want.
14. Teach the art of zombie killing to a young apprentice.
15. Act out your Избранное movie.
16. Blow up your least Избранное Телевидение network.
17. Fly a plane.
18. Do mystery-science theater for your least Избранное movie.
19. Write a song. (I'm running out of ideas! AHHHHHHH)
20. Blow up a gym. (Sonce your gonna be running a lot you'll stay on shape and won't need a gym.)
Please comment, share, and give suggestions. I'm out of ideas so feel free to start your own list.
--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never сказал(-а) Ты NEED a nose job. I just сказал(-а) it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could Ты excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have дана someone like Ты a секунда look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I дата just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never сказал(-а) Ты NEED a nose job. I just сказал(-а) it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could Ты excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have дана someone like Ты a секунда look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I дата just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered by our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 секунды (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call Ты forth.
Hoping Ты are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered by our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 секунды (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call Ты forth.
Hoping Ты are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's Музыка teacher once сказал(-а) of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school баскетбол team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Дисней because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a месяц and dropped out forever.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's Музыка teacher once сказал(-а) of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school баскетбол team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Дисней because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a месяц and dropped out forever.
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