вверх 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy
1. Every time Ты wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say Ты don’t know what
he/she is talking about.
2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.
3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.
4. Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your
stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, “Okay, your
turn.”
5. Keep a тарантул in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the
tarantula. If your roommate asks, say, “Oh, he’s around here
somewhere.”
6. While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling.
When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head,
and moan.
7. перфоратор, удар, пунш a hole in the TV Set and watch it anyway, complaining
about the poor picture quality.
8. Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names.
Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate’s potato
from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate’s
potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, “He just didn’t
belong.”
9. Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests,
explain that Ты were hot. Open and close the broken window as
your normally would.
10. Переместить everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate
if he knows how much an слон weighs, and look at the floor on
the empty side of the room with concern.
11.When your roommate comes in, pretend that Ты are on the
phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After Ты hang
up, say, “That was your mom. She сказал(-а) she’d call back.”
12. Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing
nothing. Then, look up and say, “I think this game goes a lot faster
with two players.”
13. Talk back to your “Rice Krispies.” All of a sudden, act
offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it
up, explaining, “No, I want to watch them suffer”.
14. Scatter stuffed Животные around the room. Put party hats on
them. Play loud music. When your roommate walks in, turn off the
music, take off the party hats, put away the stuffed animals, and
say, “Well, it was fun while it lasted.”
15. Unplug everything in the room except for one toaster. Pray to
the toaster. Bring it gifts. Throw some of your roommate’s
possessions out the window. Say that the тостер made Ты do it.
16. Wear your shoes on the wrong feet, all the time. Constantly
complain that your feet hurt.
17. Instead of turning off the light switch, smash the light bulb
with a hammer. Put a new bulb in the Далее day. Complain often
about the cost of new lightbulbs.
18. Whenever your roommate brushes his/her teeth, watch him/her
do so. Take notes. Write a paper on it, and circulate it around
campus. If Your roommate protests, say, “The people have a right
to know!”
19. Collect potato chips that Ты think look like famous people.
Find One that looks like your roommate. Burn it, and explain, “It
had to be done.”
20. Read the phone book out loud and excitedly. (“Frank Johnson!
Oh, wow! 837-9494! Holy cow!)
21. Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask
your roommate if the арбуз can sleep in his/her bed. If your
roommate says no, drop the арбуз out the window. Make it
look like a suicide. Say nasty things about your roommate at the
funeral.
22. Hold a raffle, offering your roommate as first prize. If he/she
protests, tell him/her that it’s all for charity.
23. Make cue cards for your roommate. Get them out whenever
you’d like to have a conversation.
24. Set up about twenty plants in an organized formation. When
your roommate walks in, pretend to be in the middle of delivering
a speech to the plants. Whisper to them, “We’ll continue this later,”
while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
25. Keep some worms in a shoebox. When doing homework, go
and consult with the worms every so often. Then become angry,
shouting at the worms that they’re stupid and they don’t know what
they’re talking about.
1. Every time Ты wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say Ты don’t know what
he/she is talking about.
2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.
3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.
4. Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your
stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, “Okay, your
turn.”
5. Keep a тарантул in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the
tarantula. If your roommate asks, say, “Oh, he’s around here
somewhere.”
6. While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling.
When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head,
and moan.
7. перфоратор, удар, пунш a hole in the TV Set and watch it anyway, complaining
about the poor picture quality.
8. Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names.
Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate’s potato
from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate’s
potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, “He just didn’t
belong.”
9. Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests,
explain that Ты were hot. Open and close the broken window as
your normally would.
10. Переместить everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate
if he knows how much an слон weighs, and look at the floor on
the empty side of the room with concern.
11.When your roommate comes in, pretend that Ты are on the
phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After Ты hang
up, say, “That was your mom. She сказал(-а) she’d call back.”
12. Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing
nothing. Then, look up and say, “I think this game goes a lot faster
with two players.”
13. Talk back to your “Rice Krispies.” All of a sudden, act
offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it
up, explaining, “No, I want to watch them suffer”.
14. Scatter stuffed Животные around the room. Put party hats on
them. Play loud music. When your roommate walks in, turn off the
music, take off the party hats, put away the stuffed animals, and
say, “Well, it was fun while it lasted.”
15. Unplug everything in the room except for one toaster. Pray to
the toaster. Bring it gifts. Throw some of your roommate’s
possessions out the window. Say that the тостер made Ты do it.
16. Wear your shoes on the wrong feet, all the time. Constantly
complain that your feet hurt.
17. Instead of turning off the light switch, smash the light bulb
with a hammer. Put a new bulb in the Далее day. Complain often
about the cost of new lightbulbs.
18. Whenever your roommate brushes his/her teeth, watch him/her
do so. Take notes. Write a paper on it, and circulate it around
campus. If Your roommate protests, say, “The people have a right
to know!”
19. Collect potato chips that Ты think look like famous people.
Find One that looks like your roommate. Burn it, and explain, “It
had to be done.”
20. Read the phone book out loud and excitedly. (“Frank Johnson!
Oh, wow! 837-9494! Holy cow!)
21. Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask
your roommate if the арбуз can sleep in his/her bed. If your
roommate says no, drop the арбуз out the window. Make it
look like a suicide. Say nasty things about your roommate at the
funeral.
22. Hold a raffle, offering your roommate as first prize. If he/she
protests, tell him/her that it’s all for charity.
23. Make cue cards for your roommate. Get them out whenever
you’d like to have a conversation.
24. Set up about twenty plants in an organized formation. When
your roommate walks in, pretend to be in the middle of delivering
a speech to the plants. Whisper to them, “We’ll continue this later,”
while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
25. Keep some worms in a shoebox. When doing homework, go
and consult with the worms every so often. Then become angry,
shouting at the worms that they’re stupid and they don’t know what
they’re talking about.
1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I Опубликовано a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.
2. People think Ты can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the Болталка Фан club doesn't mean Ты won't get reported.
3. The Вопросы aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then Ты click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!
4. If Ты post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
2. People think Ты can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the Болталка Фан club doesn't mean Ты won't get reported.
3. The Вопросы aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then Ты click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!
4. If Ты post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe Ты 3 cans of your Избранное soda.
2. Ты find a four leaf clover
3. Ты are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.
4. Ты get over your phobia
5. Your crush says I Любовь you.
6. Ты find $10 dollars on the ground
7. 15 people say your awesome
8. 100 еще people followed Ты on twitter
9. Ты meet your fav celebrity.
10. Ты get a new car.
Yep! 10 things that Показать Ты have bad luck is coming soon!
10 things that Показать Ты have bad luck is coming soon!
2. Ты find a four leaf clover
3. Ты are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.
4. Ты get over your phobia
5. Your crush says I Любовь you.
6. Ты find $10 dollars on the ground
7. 15 people say your awesome
8. 100 еще people followed Ты on twitter
9. Ты meet your fav celebrity.
10. Ты get a new car.
Yep! 10 things that Показать Ты have bad luck is coming soon!
10 things that Показать Ты have bad luck is coming soon!
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I Любовь this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Дисней channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a Показать that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.
Anyway I Любовь this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Дисней channel. I Любовь the characters. It's interesting and funny, I Любовь that its not a typical Дисней comedy and I Любовь that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell Ты a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told Ты to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If Ты die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The Популярное girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my рубашка on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If Ты are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some Болталка guy/girl = Is this сиденье, место, сиденья empty?
Ты = Yes and this one will be too if Ты sit here.
I'll write еще soon!!!
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell Ты a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told Ты to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If Ты die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The Популярное girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my рубашка on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If Ты are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some Болталка guy/girl = Is this сиденье, место, сиденья empty?
Ты = Yes and this one will be too if Ты sit here.
I'll write еще soon!!!
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Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
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1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
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