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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write или draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will make them hardcore или cool if they cut

themselves,but it doesn't.You are hardcore if Ты

set a church on fire,or burn a cross. And if Ты

are the kid,like me,who's obsessed with

creepy,strange,and dark things,be a goth kid или a

stranger.Don't be Эмо cuz Ты think it'll make

Ты dark.Emo is just a pussy version of goth.And

goth is just a pussy version of Stranger.I am a

proud Stranger.
posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If Ты have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what Ты think."

7. Claim that Ты must always wear a bicycle шлем as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway Ты never take, или teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from Остаться в живых to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see Ты crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person или kindly...
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Like the Название says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My Друзья сказал(-а) that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to Аниме and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley Ты remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex Ты remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did Ты get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have Ты know I invited my...
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posted by HaleyDewit
Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few секунды later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating Ты this way and Ты know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...
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User: Wendigo или yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome или disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious или vile; an action that arouses disgust или abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with Ты at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak Ты soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...
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posted by sapherequeen
It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different улица, уличный in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made Ты feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of Главная that it always gave me. I also made new Друзья immediately; a little girl named...
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Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a банан strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the Список Ты have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the банан peel. Bananas like to be wackos and Показать themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if Ты are near a slippery...
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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the таблица with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the молоко carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check или charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a Телевидение set in her purse.
"So, do Ты always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...
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posted by McDreamyluva
LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did Ты get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been дана your share !

HE: Will Ты come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make Ты very happy
SHE: Why? Are Ты leaving?

HE: What would Ты say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1) If Любовь is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should Ты believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that Собаки Любовь to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at Ты if Ты blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a дерево falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the пятиугольник, пентагон were...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a запеканка, кастрюля

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole утка

•    All foam, no beer...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the Далее car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The еще it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...
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posted by Rock_n_Roll671
Okay, I;m not saying Ты should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the Комментарии which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz Ты hate America."

3. When Ты go to the princible's office, and when he asks why Ты were sent, say, "I wrote that Ты sucked...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah Десерт and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an яблоко tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened хлеб which is хлеб made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
Ты came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one день embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I Любовь the special bond that we beutifully share,
I Любовь the way Ты Показать u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever безопасно, сейф within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...
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1)At the movies: When Ты meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are Ты doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't Ты try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When Ты ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer масло, сливочное масло Masala" dish good?...
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xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as Ты can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when Ты laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...
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* оранжевый Lavaburst
* персик (no longer produced)
* Poppin' розовый Lemonade
* клубника Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Конфеты яблоко cooler


[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Фрукты Pow
* Фрукты Punch
* Orange
* оранжевый Supernova
* розовый Lemonade
* малина Kiwi
* Strawberry
* клубника Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C кислый Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Did Ты really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be еще than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special день
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that день
there was lots to be сказал(-а)
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When Ты сказал(-а) "I Любовь you"
I сказал(-а) "I Любовь Ты too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be еще
What if I did...
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