In the world of stereotypes...
I HAVE CURVES, so I MUST be a fat-ass.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST talk like a butler.
I DON'T WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tom-boy.
I'm POOR, so I MUST be homeless.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I FELL IN Любовь WITH A MAN WHILE HE WAS TAKEN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I’M EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DON’T HAVE MANY GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be a virgin.
I CARE ABOUT MONEY, so I MUST be selfish.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST be ghetto.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
This isn't me. This isn't what I think. This isn't what I believe. & who are Ты to say that I do?
If Ты hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS!
READ THIS!!! Credit: Quizilla.com. There were a bunch of these stereotypes, so I picked the ones that I could actually relate to, in ways. No, I didn't make any of these up. They are from Quizilla.com
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a минута then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no Друзья или anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one день he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they сказал(-а) goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The Далее день Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset или lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one день he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they сказал(-а) goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The Далее день Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset или lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Yeah Ты know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing утиль, барахло, мусор in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz Ты know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing утиль, барахло, мусор in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz Ты know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
Друзья - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her Болталка symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
Друзья - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her Болталка symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
Друзья - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her Болталка Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
Друзья - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His Болталка Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know еще than Ты all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
Друзья - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her Болталка sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
Age - 18
Gender - female
Друзья - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her Болталка symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
Друзья - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her Болталка symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
Друзья - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her Болталка Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
Друзья - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His Болталка Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know еще than Ты all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
Друзья - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her Болталка sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
Эй,
everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that бас, бас-гитара by Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a Фан club about u and make the Статья their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then by all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends Хэллоуин eve. или U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and вверх me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. Ты can stuff a подушка with the крыса мех on the диван, мягкий уголок alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. Ты don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. Ты can stuff a подушка with the крыса мех on the диван, мягкий уголок alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. Ты don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
