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posted by Insane4ever
So,this is my first of maybe many Статьи that make no sence,you will go like wtf is this,or somthing

so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......

Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i сказал(-а) astronouts how do Ты think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first бык in Космос was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good Друзья Collin Mc Moo,Milky Шоколад and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents бык Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.






Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank Ты for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
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Source: FUNNY PICS
Important Note for: readers of “Cabin for the Summer”


Hi guys! It’s me, the writer and creator of Cabin for the summer moolah. I have some HORIBLE news guys! And I am sooooooo sorry to spring this on you guys.

Don’t worry, everything is fine between me and my boyfriend, “Laken” but unfortunately my friend, “Chelsea” broke up her boyfriend, “James”. This sprung upon me and I am really upset because now I can’t bring you the marvelous adventures of them. BUMMER!! :’[. Also “Ella” is thinking about breaking up with her boyfriend, “Zack”. I don’t...
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posted by MJangellover
Almost everyone now uses the internet.In Europe,the number of link letters is three times less than ten years назад because,nowadays,we all use e-mail to communicate with each other.Although technology behind the computer is very hard,it is very easy to use the internet.In fact ,you don't have to know anything about computers to be able to use the internet .All Ты need is a computer and the World Wide Web;a system that stores information from computers all over the world.

There is nothing the internet doesn't have information about.You can find out about different books,films,sports или anything...
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posted by MJangellover
1-a phone conversation between Mr Wong and Mr Davis:
Mr Wong:Hello Mr Davis
Mr Davis :who is speaking?
Mr Wong :this is Jack Wong from barking , east england .
Mr Davis:oh, yes. thank Ты for ringing
Mr Wong : how is the hotel?
Mr Davis:Oh,it is fine.,can Ты tell me about the arrangements for tomorrow?
Mr Wong : yes ,sir .I'll pick Ты up at eight o'clock at your hotel
Then,I'll take Ты to the office to Meet Mr Michael.Is that OK,sir?
Mr Davis : Yes that's OK, but I need to check out the deal before taking me there ,Is That working?
Mr Wong :yes,sir. With a lot of pleasure
posted by shutyourface
so i сказал(-а)
yo
and he сказал(-а)
what
so i said
yo
and he сказал(-а)
what
so i сказал(-а)
yo
and he said
what
so i сказал(-а)
yo
and he сказал(-а)
what
so i сказал(-а)
yo
and he said
what do Ты want from me
and i said
a


ba




na
an
a


A банан


please write a quote because i worked so hard

and i Любовь this
and
i wish it could be a great seller

so




WRITE SOMETHING TODAY!



:)

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BANANA!
I



LOVE



банан




WE
LOVE
банан




but the банан died so i can't eat it so i chucked it away


so goodbye banana



how Болталка was that so rate it out of ten
PLEASE

i also write stuff on lady gaga


goodbye
when that Энджел sits on my shoulder
whispers into my сердце
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Энджел appears to Ты in form of desire
Ты float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
Ты jump about
cos Ты cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Энджел with her good intensions
will make Ты fly
the Энджел will make Ты cry
the Энджел will make Ты feel how others feel
so Ты can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Энджел and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Остаться в живых
"Well it was near the end of summer and I hanging with the gang (Dean the leader of the gang ,Spike секунда in command ,Spike's girl Vicky ,Rat (yes that his real name his parents are weird),Ian and Matthew (the twins ) and Jess my best friend since kindergarten .)So here we are do are normal thing Dean flirting with me ,the twins fighting as
always ,Jess talking nonstop about a movie no one seen или ever heard of .All the sudden Jess's girlfriend Kayla (she been trying to get in the gang but she annoying so she not ) runs up yelling her own brains out about something ."Honey
what wrong ?"asks...
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posted by orangeturnip
i would like to express how i feel about one of this worlds most beutiful creations.


things i like about eyes
i like the colours
i like eyes from all animials
i like when Ты can catch someone out when there lie'in

i like the fact Ты can see out of them
but i also like that Ты can see into them

when Ты look at eyes , your looking through the portal to someones soul

you can see how someone truely feels , even if they dont know it themselves

if someone is is happy ,sad или angry или a mixture of a multitude of expressions even the еще complex ones like Любовь and lust

without my eyes my world would...
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posted by lexie2635
This one is longer

Alice's POV

I grabbed my lunch and sat down with my best Друзья Bree, Alexyss and Jackie.

“So who was your pen pal?.” Bree asked.

“Some kid named Charlie Patterson”

“Hmm Ali, he sounds hot” Alexyss said.

“Ohh yeah,imagine dating a guy with the same accent as Robert Pattinson” Jackie replied back.

“Guys Ты know I don’t have time for any boys, SO STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM!”I сказал(-а) as I got up and walked awayAfter what happen between me and Jake, I just couldn’t trust any guy anymore.

The last колокол, колокольчик, белл rung and it was time to leave.

“Catch Ты on fanpop”...
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