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posted by goddessoflife
I started a Language contest on the Ответы spot in this group. Here are the winners:

Round 1) Winner: darkmintoutau
Language: Greek
Όταν η ζωή σου δίνει το λεμόνι, κάνει το χυμό πορτοκαλιού και στη συνέχεια, καθίστε πίσω και αναρωτιέμαι πώς το κάνατε. Και:
Είμαστε αυστηρότερο από ό, τι σε λιπαρές ουσίες τύπος στο καλσόν!
When life gives Ты lemons, make оранжевый сок and then sit back and wonder how Ты did. And: We're tighter than a fat guy in tights!

Round 2) Winner: xXxJDloverxXx
Language: Basque
benetan behar dut off lortzeko webgune honetan!
I really need to get off this site!

Round 3) Open.
posted by TOTALIzzyluver
(Try Чтение this story with a cowboy или a hilbilly accent)
Tiffany and Pete sat in the moon light.
"Look at them stars. So bright and shiny." Pete said. "Look еще like squares to me." сказал(-а) Tiffany.
"Nooooo, there stars." Pete told Tiffany.
"Hey that squares gettin' bigger.....and bigger....and bigger." Tiffany gasped. "That square looks like its hurrdelin' at us!"
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Pete yelled pushing Tiffany out of the way of the falling star. The звезда landed where Tiffany was sitting but she was now a few feet from it. "YEAH! Gots me a square!" Tiffany squeled
The End.

Short but it was an idea that came to me in the shower...and the idea credit goes to my non fanpopping Друзья Liz and Tiffany who showed me the "Looks еще like squares to me" thingy....any way what do Ты guys think????
posted by Free_Spirit
Me: OKay well this is for my religion class, i Опубликовано it on the Письмо spot but no ones прокомментировал(-а) and its dues this week soo um yeah. to give a note i have to use an artistic form to Показать my image of Jesus, and i chose to use the sea as a metapor..okay please comment...and critism

Freedom:
To feel the sand
The sun on your back
It’s a no man’s land
With no fear of attack
No chains of society
The sea frees all
Lose all your anxiety
And watch as the waves fall
God’s секунда heaven under the sun
Surrounding all things being
The sea will be undone
For those people foreseeing
The sea without...
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posted by Milorox18
When I resolve into the essence
Tlhat I mostly am‚
I feel a deep connection
With every living thing.
For that which most imbues me
With my identity
Is somehow in the other‚ too‚
So that when I look around
I see myself- reflected
Hidden is this union
Is the wonderful discovery
That if indeed the angels
Have wings-
Then so do I.
And if the essence of a flower
Drifts out of a gentle breeze-
Then so do I.
And if the midnight sky
Is radiant with light-
Then so am I.
And if the silent mystery
Somehow becomes revealed
In tiny dewdrops fair-
Then so willI.
For every lovely thing
Manifests the essence
Of which I am a part‚
So beware‚ my soul‚ beware‚
And Переместить with gentle heart
Throughout theis mystic veil.
For if Любовь has left its imprint here-
Then so have I!

This is not mine‚ this was written by Donna Miesbach
posted by twilight0girl
zydrate addicts:"i cant feel nothin at all.."
Graverobber:"drug market,submarket,sometimes i wonder why i ever got in.blood market,love market,sometimes i wonder why they need me at all! zdrate comes in a little glass vile..

shiloh:a little glass vile?
zydrate addicts:a little glass vile!

Graverobber:and the little glas vile goes into the gun like a battery.and the gun goes somewhere against your anatomy

zydrate addicts:Ahh,ahh

and when the gun goes off it sparks and your ready for surgery..surgery

Amber sweet:Graverobber..graverobber
sometimes i wonder why i even bother..graverobber..graverobber,sometimes...
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posted by DoctorSpud
I actually cried coming up with this speech last night...I think it was even еще beautiful when I first came up with it.

If Ты were to think like me and look through multiple viewpoints of life and existence heck even trillions of different viewpoints from the stars to the planets and everything inbetween and beyond even through your best Друзья eyes Ты would be blown away.
If Ты were to sit and truly think about it all Ты would realize that people come up with the formulas and the math and the science even though none of it exists. They try to stabilize existence and make it pure intel...
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posted by nocock
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a еще perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Article. I.
Section. 1.
All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.

Section. 2.
The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every секунда год by...
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WINKWAKER430:
Much as we tease each other, he's always been there for me. Sense the beginning, like Sean.. He's even еще sarcastic than I am.. Usually I can't tell if he's serious или not..


DREAMTIME:
Oh how I miss her.. Only person here I considered a stronger friend that Wind..She was here secretly for a while.. But now seems permentally gone.. Doesn't really responde to my Gmail's either.. So just a memory now I suppose..


SEANTHEHEDEHOG:
I may get annoyed at his Болталка videos, but he's always there, and still includes me in some of his Форум stories.. So yeah..


COKETHEUNBREAN:
Well, we may not talk much, but he's always been there, so why not.. Aqua two..


THELEFERIS24:
Well, their relatively new. But the fact I added them to Facebook should count as a huge thing.. So thanks for always being nice.. Oh, and why not add Nuri..



If I left anyone out, I'm sorry.. just used the first ones that came to my head..
posted by talinabeadles
If Ты are looking for a boy to prank call. Call your ex and tell him he got Ты pregnant and that Ты want child support. Then if he hangs up repeat the cycle again. hope this helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




then if Ты want to be mean about it then do it at school and make a rumor and see what people say and then the Далее день say that Ты are the pregnant one and your not just kidding they fell for it and seeif Ты get child support hope this helps like i сказал(-а) have not tried ths yet but we will i no this is very long i understand then stop Чтение and if Ты are still Чтение thisthen i know Ты Любовь me no joke i thought Ты did not want to countinue Чтение Ты llied what a big mistake not jk LOL this is so Болталка ask your mom hows she doing for me kk yous till read bye now your still Чтение bye b7ye now stop Чтение this great now Ты can read this now try a book would you!!!!!!!!!!Stop Чтение this bye!!!!!!!! Входящие me i Любовь Ты and hit me at Facebook at talina cyanne
posted by Bluekait
In the movie Scream, Randy сказал(-а) “There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie”.

1. Ты can never have sex. BIG NO-NO! BIG NO-NO! Sex equals death, okay?
2. Ты can never drink или do drugs. The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because Ты won’t be back.

In Scream 2, the rules for a horror sequel were:

1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much еще elaborate, with еще blood and gore.
3. If Ты want your films...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


January 12, 2001

Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*

Outside were two brand new Chrysler 300's

Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back Ты two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let Ты talk in private. *Leaves*...
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#1: LED ZEPPLIN STEAL SONGS:
I actually UNDERSTAND the hate on Led Zepplin.
They recreate songs, apparently NON of those songs are orginally written by them.
And they don't pay for the RIGHTS either..


#2: SANTA CLAUS:
The name Santa Claus is synonymous with Рождество time, the Christian celebration of the birth of Иисус Christ. Actually, many elements of the Santa Claus story hold very little Christian relevance. The fat, happy Santa of our childhood memories is actually based on the fearsome Norse god of war – Odin..


#3: THE GRINCH MOVIE:
Nostalgia Cretic actually RUINED my happy memories of...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
*again from the internet not my own**








1.Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2.Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and have bought jewelry.

3.Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are еще women than men, it pays to recycle.

4.Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble,...
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Pray to the pins, leave sacrifices
Wear golf shoes.
Every time Ты throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, Ты JERKS!" Continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.
When ever a strike "X" appears on the screen, start yelling about how this is a Black пантера conspiracy.
Explain to the owner how your game is "All sorts of messed up" due to plate tectonics, then lose him in lingo. Demand compensation.
Make lewd and graphic references to your "ball". Works well on Senior Ladies night
Play bocci with extra lane balls
Try to juggle the balls, when Ты drop them, start screaming about plate tectonics again....
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posted by fanfly
 How do they do that?
How do they do that?
For teamsalvatore98 and anyone else who wants to make a Fanpop banner but doesn't know where to start.


You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint Магазин Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.




Create your banner template

Open up your program and create a new file.
Size: 800x100
Background: black
File type: JPEG

The dimensions are very important. If the banner is too tall it will get cropped off when Ты add it. If it's not wide enough it will get stretched. Even 1 pixel's difference can affect the quality.
Save this basic file as your banner template to use Далее time.

 или Ты can just use this template! But make sure to click on it to get the full size.
Or Ты can...
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posted by karpach_13
Product Warnings:

"Do not use if Ты cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.


"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.


"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.


"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.


"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.


"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.


"Do not use while sleeping или unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.


"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate...
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posted by energizerbunny
Ok, so I have a 17 год old brother, he's 3 and 1/2 years older than me, and he's annoying


He can be real stupid, he plays with fire, makes bombs, and he jumps dangerous ramps


He's also very bossy, everytime I leave something laying around he's always like "you need to pick that up"..Isn't it the parents job to tell me what to do!!


He has a real smart mouth...you can hardly say ANYTHING without him being all sarcastic and smart about it, he thinks he's so perfect!


He gets hyper late at night...Ok, so it's getting kinda late and I'm on the computer, and I wanna settle down, and he's yelling and...
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posted by Cullen_Marissa9
Heyy this is marissa I just want to get out of school all ready it seems like its just draging on and taking forever. I cant take it anymore. The only good thing about scool is that is takes up your time and your not totally bored out of your mind. Im soooooooooooooo excuted for summer Im going to make so much money and my brother works at the Фильмы so I get free movie so Its pretty chill and I can take whoever i want and if your suck up that might not work very well Ты have to one of my best Друзья like jordan of my friend kimmy I havent seen her in foreves so enough about me I want to know a little about Ты people haha just post it или what evers I hate thoughs words this girl I know says it all the time.haha ttygl


lolz like hi!
What a Kiss means
kiss on forehead: I adore you
kiss on cheek: I'm glad we're together
kiss on hand: respect you
kiss on neck: I want you
kiss on shoulder:we belong together
kiss on lips: I Любовь you

What gestures mean:
Holding hands: I like Ты a lot
slap on butt:that belongs to me
hold on tight:I don't want to let Ты go
looking n each others eyes:you're beautiful
play with hair:you're perfect
arms around waist:this is mine
laughing while kissing: I'm completely comfortable with you


***********
A good boyfriend would:
Txt Ты everysecond he's not at your side
hug Ты every chance Ты get &stays with you...
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Found this on the net the other day,enjoy!



#1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

#2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

#3 Swim with a dolphin.

#4 Skydive.

#5 Have your portrait painted.

#6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure Ты use it.

#7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

#8 Watch the launch of the Космос shuttle.

#9 Spend a whole день eating утиль, барахло, мусор Еда without feeling guilty.

#10 Be an extra in a film.

#11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

#12 Make Любовь on a forest floor.

#13 Make...
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