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posted by lunafan0299

1.Tomato dodgeball
2.Watch a movie in the dark and flicker the on and off over and over.
3.Wach a scary movie in the dark & sneak up on people.
4.Tomato baseball.
5.Give your computer a makeover and see what your parents say.
6.Draw a face on your parents computer with permanent markers & c what they do.
7.Auction off your siblings или younger family & your parents stuff & see what they do in your front yard.
8.Talk to strangers about Болталка things.
9.Kiss a Болталка person(opposite gender) & then break up dramatically.
10.Look up funny videos.
11.Kiss a frog & see if it turns into a prince.
12.Act like a dog when a stranger walks by you.
13.Write a story with people from different world(examples:sonic,mlp,skull girls,real people,ex)
14.Make Статьи like this.
15.Talk to people on the internet.
16.Play mlp games(even if Ты hate it)
17.Say Болталка stuff to your parents.
18.Have your own day.
19.Make a new day.
20.DANCE PARTY

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Normality~

posted by XxKeithHarkinxX

This is really just me over thinking the whole entire "normality" thing.

Normality is impossible, why Ты might ask?

Well.., if everyone was "normal" we wouldn't have the risk takers, the partiers, the scientist, everyone would be the same. And so much stuff wouldn't exist, such as: the telephone, internet, different drawing styles, life styles, types of food, types of music, ect.

Everyone is different, and they have different perspectives on "normality", so really everyone's definition of being "normal" would vary, and then no one would be this so called normal.

So if someone calls someone "abnormal"...

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A shitty день

posted by anime7reality

Advice: So... I hope that Ты are not eating или Ты just ate because Ты are going to puke...

Today at school happend something very funny but gross at the same time. We had P.E. and then we had English. I sat in my стол письменный, стол and I felt a strange smell, but that smell didn't mind for me. One of my classmates сказал(-а) that it smells like WC. After the English lesson a girl came Далее to me( I was not in my desk) and asked me:
"Is that your SHIT over there?"
I said: "What?*looking under my desk*OMG! WTF! A piece of SHIT( it wasn't chocolate) under my desk...!!!!!
* looking at my left shoe * Oh Fuck!!! I...

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20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters

posted by TVD_rocks

I know it's not Хэллоуин but I've found this on the internet and I just Любовь it!

1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)

2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, "Trick или Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

3. Fill a портфель with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, "It's about time Ты got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the...

Moving On

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to пересекать, крест the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*

The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.

Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train,...

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X3

posted by ssook78

оранжевый kitten: mommy kitty im hungry
grey kitten: yeah mommy we are very very hungry
*all the kitten meows*
me: *feeds*
оранжевый kitten: mommy can Ты dance *does the сальса with grey kitten*
me: O_O
1 день later........
my mom: LALALALALALALALLA
kittens: o_o
me: :D
my friend >_<
my dad: *dancing like a maniac hobo*
some Болталка dude: SHUT THE FUCK beeeep
me: WELLL Ты ARE WEIRD
some Болталка dude: SAAAAANNNN
me: da fuck?
kitten: meow meow meow meow moew
me: ASIFJAIOJASIOJSG
2 days later.......
me: lalalalalalalalalalalalala
elmo: hi im elmo
me: AHHH HOLY SHIT!! *shoots elmo*
elmo: AHHHHH!!!
me: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
one час later....
me: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
kitten: MEOW!!
and thats what i do when im bored okay bye!

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BRITHDAY FOR KATE!!

posted by sweetseena97

One late night there was a girl name kat IT was her brithday and. She was waking to the batingcade to meet some of her friends. She hered something. she сказал(-а) it was just the wind mabe?.Then her cellphone rang she got scared she ansered it was her friend Lilly she сказал(-а) are Ты on your way? becouse me and морган are here. Kate сказал(-а) yes i am by the woods i am almost here. O ok then bye. Then Kate stared waking again 5 минуты latter here cellphone rang again she ansered hello she said. Эй, i see you. who is this? she said. Hahahahh сказал(-а) the voise Ты are so cute when Ты freack out, REALLY WHO...

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Болталка Facts

posted by i_luv_angst

This was forwarded to me in an e-mail, so I don't really know where it comes from:

1 Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.
2 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
3 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
4 On the average, 12 newborns will be дана to the wrong parents daily.
5 Шоколад kills dogs! True, Шоколад affects a dog's сердце and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
6 Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.
7...

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еще Болталка Facts

posted by i_luv_angst

If Ты have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, Ты have $1.19. Ты also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the линкольн Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest Болталка speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...

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Torture

posted by LittleOtaku1

Kakuzu: gettin tired?
Hidan: fuck yah...
Kakuzu: dont yawn
Kakuzu: yawn
Hidan: ....
Kakuzu: dont yawn...
Hidan: ..........
Hidan: yawn
Hidan: FUCK!!
Kakuzu: HA!! i knew Ты would yawn!
Hidan: your an asshole. *sticks up middle finger*
Kakuzu: yah, i know.
Kakuzu: and i dont give a shit :D
Hidan: t(-_-t)
Kakuzu: ...

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Racism is Wrong

posted by Milorox18

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But Ты sir, When you're born you're PINK, When Ты grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When Ты go in the sun Ты turn RED, When you're cold Ты turn BLUE, And when Ты die Ты turn PURPLE. And Ты have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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That Darn Turtle!

posted by AnimeFan66

(A funny fanfic writtin by me. Hope ya'll enjoy it. :3)

"After school, I decided to take a long walk through the park. While I was walking, I ran into this large turtle. It appeared to be stuck on something so I helped it get into the river. Just when I put it in the water, it turned its head and bit my middle finger! It hurt so bad that I waved it around and complanied. The черепаха looked at me and gave a slight grin- the little дночерпатель, окучник, снаппер thought it was all funny. After I stopped crying, I walked to it and saidm "You think you're smart enough to bite my finger? Than how about I kick your shell?"...

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Silver Object and Red Sharpie.

posted by I_love_Mikey

A silver object,
It's all it took,
One silver object,
An entire life's crook.

It was just an experiment,
It was nothing more.
Nothing еще than an experiment,
That closed every door.
All opportunities are gone,
And Ты cry that hateful song,
The words don't mean anything,
Just take the silver object,
And ignore every other aspect.

You cannot deny,
that making these lines...
It never crossed your mind;
You were so blind.
It solves every problem,
Just lie, and stay solemn.
It's only red sharpie.
Let's throw a party.

After a party, Ты go and lay down.
You think about the mistakes you've made.
You take the pills and...

The Nut House Episode 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Ты can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 16: Tubing

The Delaware River has many people travel down it's current on tubes. Most people start at Bull's Island, just north of Stockton, then continue down the river to the town of Stockton itself. Other people like to start further north, such as Frenchtown,...

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Things I hate about teenage girls

posted by danmarino900

Ты get everything!! Ты teenage girls get special treatment from everyone just cuz ur girls. Ты have the power to make any guy Ты want fall for you. Girls don't get rejected and called a loser by guys when flirting like ever!! It's like your better than everyone and everyone gives Ты everything and all Ты can do about it is complain! Complain that Ты have it harder than guys cuz Ты pms или because life is еще comPlicated for you. Guys have to get rejected by girls all the time, most are super lonely in high school where less girls are, and we have to do hard manual work. Pmsing is tough...

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Fear Of Sourness

posted by Schnusch

What Is Fear Of Sourness

For some, the fear of certain tastes can trigger intense and long-lasting anxiety, as well as a host of physical maladies. The fear of sourness, known as Acerophobia, is еще common than Ты might expect.

Reasons For The Fear Of Sourness

Sourness shows up еще in certain foods, and these will be avoided by the person who suffers from Acerophobia. Some common examples of кислый foods are lemons, grapefruit, limes, and some dairy products that have been fermented.

Everyone has a different palette, and all people react to tastes individually. Those who fear кислый tastes may have...

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the truth about guys

posted by karpach_14

1. Guys hate sluts.

2. "Hey, are Ты busy?" или "Are Ты doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all день but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get Ты to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when Ты talk about your ex-boyfriend или ex...

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20 Comebacks Хеталия style ^^

posted by XxEmolovexX

This took me a while to make, but anywys...these are comebacks i could think of that might work pretty well, Enjoy~

1. Tell them they're just желе because prussia is awesomer than them

2. Slowly look up at them with russia's sadistic grin and say in a creepy voice "You will become one with me"

3. Give them a creepy france smile

4. Call them a bloody wanker in a terrible british accent.

5. Shout at them saying they're just желе because you're the hero.

6. Call them a помидор bastard

7. Give them a creepy smile and jump up and down while yelling " marry me marry me marry me "

8. Smile darkly and...

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30 ways to annoy your teacher

posted by smileypop9

Found this on www.funny.com.

1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt
2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any еще Вопросы say " why does my Собаки breath smell like dog food"
3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ Любовь (your name)
4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells Ты to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh
5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if Ты dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.
6....

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How can Ты be serious?!

posted by canal

There is a game called woozworld -add me Ты Ты have one as well my name is ellanem- i've been playing it for a long time i've made tons of Друзья and one friend named Harrystyonede -name say Harry Sty one de- he says he harry styles -i know he's not- but i decide to dress up like louis tomlinson for the lol's and then harry acts around me -as louis- as if he would it were really harry and i think he's cute,funny,nice and all that but then i freeze and when i get back on he's gone im sad and sulk over him for a few days until i see him again and after all that, after i fall in Любовь with him..he doesn't remember me :(