Болталка Статьи | Original Статьи on Fanpop

posted by Canada24

Sense we all Любовь the movies, and I was дана the video game due to this.. Anyway.. I decided to do a very unique Список for him.. Sad moments.. I don't collect any marvel comics.. So I only do what I can find online, don't know the whole stories... Except the film examples..

#6: HE CAN'T DIE:

Some of his еще serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic фото of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..

#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole...

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Can ya read this?

posted by RealBenTennyson

See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and Ты can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?

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How to write a good villain

posted by Mauserfan1910

Well my typewriter is down for repairs at the moment and I need something to keep me from being bored as hell because I’m off work for today and my husband is off at church and I think the cat hid my dildo so what the fuck am I supposed to do with my time?
Some of Ты may be surprised that I’m an Автор since I type about like how you’d expect a fucking dumbass ranch worker to talk, but I am an author, and I swear I can type good if I wanna.
Art, in all of the forms that it takes on, exists as the method that we humans use to understand and explain our viewpoints on reality. Reality and...

Six Shooters

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side by side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now Ты understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look вперед to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got трещина, сплит into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, now available.

The song fades away at the end of the trailer.
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Song: link

Announcer: Everyone...

I put Цитаты from TEAMFOUSTAR's Dragon Ball Z

posted by Canada24

ABRIDGED FRIEZA:

#1:

Goku: (puts his hands up, preparing a spirit bomb)

Frieza: (not aware of what’s happening) What are Ты doing now?

Goku: … Stretching.

Frieza: In the middle of our fight?

Goku: …… Yes.

(from distance)

Piccolo: What’s going on? He’s just standing there with his hands up.

Krillin: Wait a second.

Krillin: (Goku and Frieza and hear Krillin, cause he’s screaming as loud as possible) HE’S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!

Frieza: The Spirit whats-it-now?

Goku: (thinking) Oh no.

Piccolo: Would Ты stop screaming.

Krillin: (still screaming) THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL...

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A день In The Life Of A Fanpop User

posted by deathding

Эй, everyone....It's AnimuLuvr21, and I'm a bit shy. >___>

So I found this site called Fanpop....Uh, and I'm gonna Показать Ты guys my experience with the site and give it a grade at the end. I hope Ты guys like me....Sorry I'm so coy. :(

So let's make an account first, okay? :)

Alright, we're online now. Yahoo! ^_^

So first things first, let's go to the Аниме club and see what's going on. :)

Aw, why is that kid being so mean? :( Oh well....

Hey, apparently there's some Аниме polls, let's answer a few! :) This one's asking me how many Аниме I've watched, hmm....I can't quite remember,...

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Roulette ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Bet the black comes in red, crimes of passion rule my head
I need you, Ты want him, dressed to kill we live in sin

I know the game Ты play, I know it well
You just keep on playing when all the bets are down

Roulette you're going round in a spin
Caught up in a game Ты can't win
Roulette, you're just a fantasy
It's everything that Ты want it to be

Play the numbers one by one, огонь the shot the damage is done
Restless Влюбленные pay the price, cheating hearts don't think twice

When Ты make the rules no one can slow Ты down
You just keep ‘em waiting when you're on the prowl

Roulette you're going round...

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TABLOID JUNKIE

posted by E-Scope90

Speculate to break the one Ты hate
Circulate the lie Ты confiscate
Assassinate and mutilate
As the hounding media in hysteria
Who’s the Далее for Ты to resurrect
JFK exposed the CIA
Truth be told the grassy knoll
As the blackmail story in all your glory
It’s slander
You say it’s not a sword
But with your pen Ты torture men
You’d crucify the Lord
And Ты don’t have to read it, read it
And Ты don’t have to eat it, eat it
To buy it is to feed it, feed it
So why do we keep foolin’ ourselves

Just because Ты read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Though everybody...

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Dairy of a mii (wii)

posted by ultimatefredde

I write this last words to reflect my existence. For someone to do something against this evil evil being who is called The Hand.

It's hard to explain my existence, especially since the beginning of it, because suddenly appeared. Do not ask me how, but appeared. The first time I opened my eyes they hurt. It was great light that dazzles me, light that sooner или later I would get used to. I could not move. His feet were glued to a platform. I myself was stuck against a background invisible, as if it were in two dimensions. It was sheer torture, I had a terrible fear, but had not yet begun the...

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Perfect Eyesight

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every день since his retirement 25 years ago. One день he arrives Главная looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."

His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't Ты take my brother with Ты and give it one еще try."

"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."

"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."

So the Далее день Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty свинг, качели and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did Ты see the ball?"

"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".

"Where did it go?" says Arthur.

"I don't remember."

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Leaving {CHAPTER 3}

posted by Yama

I went into my room after being Остаться в живых in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a душ to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the душ feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew ужин was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for ужин too. She was...

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10 еще JOKES THAT WILL SURELY MAKE Ты LAUGH

posted by poulamikundu

Lady sits down on a train. Man sitting Далее to her turns to her and says, “Lady, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen. That baby looks in a mirror, it’s going to shatter. Ты oughta put a bag on that baby’s head. That baby is just ugly.”

The woman, horrified, stands up and shouts for the conductor. “Conductor, this man has insulted me.”

“I’m so sorry, ma’am,” the conductor replies. “What he did is totally unacceptable on this train. I will deal with him later, but for now, please come with me. We’ll give Ты a nice сиденье, место, сиденья in the first-class carriage — and a banana...

Toxic Song Reviews! Episode 1-Train: Drive By.

posted by deathding

(I'm not going to lie, although I did have this series planned ages ago, Fanpop user QueenOfThePika inspired me to finally start it, so kudos to you! ^___^)

(Also, WARNING: SWEARING OUT THE WAZOO! VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.)

Alright guys, you've heard me complain about terrible things in the past. Whether it be terrible fan-fictions, god-awful fan-bases, или even some of the worst video games ever made, those at least all had one thing in common.

THEY WEREN'T OUTRAGEOUSLY POPULAR.

Seriously, this song is EVERYWHERE, and it's downright insulting! And it's not just this song either, there's TONS...

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42 Things that will make your parents go crazy

posted by ilovepenguins

42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary Друзья that Ты talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...

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10 fun things to do when Ты get bored

posted by shadow378

1: watch an Аниме series Ты think will be cool

2:gymnastics XD idk why but I do flips a L a lot so yeah

3: torcher some one ex: brother sister cousin friend ect.

4:run around for no absolute reason

5:do Insanity, p90X, ZUMBA so on

6: read a book

7:go to the store and freak people out until Ты get kicked out

8: be completely Болталка to the people around you.

9:listen to artists Ты hate a lot and make fun of them

10: be a Watch All Of Jeresy берег for no complete reason

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52 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHER!!

posted by mercedes_xoxoxo

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as Ты walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at Ты for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...

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500 Ways to Annoy your Roommate

posted by Mallory101

1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
3. Twitch a lot.
4. Talk while pretending to be asleep.
5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with пиво and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
6. Become a subgenius.
7. Inject his/her Twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
9. Speak in tongues.
10. Переместить your roommate's personal effects around. Start subtly. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually...

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Nick Reviews Special: The evil that is Video Brinquedo

posted by BlondLionEzel

Эй, this is the 5th episode of Nick Reviews! This is a very special review, as I shall review the most evil company...Video Brinquedo! Why is it evil? Takes plagiarizes every good kids movie! Here are some examples.

Offender #1: Gladiformers.

Do I even need to explain this one? It's a Трансформеры knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.

link

Offender #2: Ratatoing

This movie rips off Ratatouille, a Pixar film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.

Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters

Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters...

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My Heroes: Part 5 (a truelox fanfic)

posted by canal

(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx

~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason сказал(-а) hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason сказал(-а) letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and...

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How to Survive a Horror Movie

posted by MarMar_XigLux

Okay, first thing's first. Determine whether или not Ты are actually in a horror movie. Let's weigh the factors:

* Ты are, most likely, a bored teenager with nothing to do.
* Ты are, most likely, considerably worthless to society.
* Ты are, most likely, an idiot.
* Ты have, most likely, attracted the attention of a maniac in the past 24 hours.
* You, for no reason in particular, are looking up hints on how to survive in a horror movie.

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The following rules apply universally to nearly all horror movies. Print them out and keep them in your wallet. Glance at them every five минуты или so. Memorize...