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posted by Vishwa_22496
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"


1) If Ты Want to work for people ....Make your сердце the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If Ты want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As Ты are the creator of your life, similarly Ты are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for Ты
*always forget what Ты did good for people


P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
There’s nothing better than that moment when Ты have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely еще intelligent than Ты really are. I have picked out some of her избранное to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …


1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black...
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I've recently heard that some people are offended by the T- рубашка slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the рубашка isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five год old boy wearing a рубашка that сказал(-а) "Girls Have Cooties" или "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female или male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have Ты ever seen a T.V. Показать where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't Совет anyone,so Ты don't carry their sins.

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Two Ты can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't...
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1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! Ты threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! Ты only wish Ты could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like бекон, бэкон and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont Ты fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears. 
Like an слон I thought. 
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother. 
"I suppose they could." сказал(-а) my mother. 
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back. 
"We're asking...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on или off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to Показать the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of Ты just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your портфель или purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name Теги to everyone getting on the...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh падуб, holly, холли who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed фото of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." сказал(-а) an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh падуб, holly, холли in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other звезда accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot еще at peace now that Josh has been busted.
posted by silverlocket
You are еще than the choices that Ты make. Ты are еще than the many hearts you’ll break. Ты are еще than your dreams that don’t come true. Ты are еще than whatever people think of you.
You are еще than the things that Ты say. Ты are еще than the places that Ты stay. Ты are еще than the things that Ты do. Ты are еще than I could ever think of you.
You are so much еще than what Ты think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make Ты someone new. Ты are more. Ты are worth it. Ты are so much greater than Ты think...
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posted by jessicamc26
A супермаркет had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some еще trays and have them ready for Ты by the time Ты finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
posted by karpach_14
On the first день of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big бекон, бэкон Classic with cheese.


On the секунда день of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big бекон, бэкон Classic with cheese.

On the third день of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big бекон, бэкон Classic with cheese.

On the fourth день of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big бекон, бэкон Classic with cheese.

On the fifth день of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five лук rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...
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Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she сказал(-а) no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...
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A new series that's suppose to air soon. I Любовь that 'Bangkok' scene, thingy :D
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