Birthday Cake FAILS

added by KateKicksAss

A bunch of funny birthday cake fails, :P Some people should really leave the cake decorating to the professionals, haha.

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zanesaaomgfan Bri, I'm going to take a SHOER. >.<

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Болталка cool buildings

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the 9th of April 2003

posted by angeeeeeeel

the objection of the war on iraq

that день is the anniversary день of the fall of Baghdad (the beginning of the U.S. occupation of Iraq) a lot of American soldiers and Iraqi soldiers died and some had a partial disability или holistic there is no victory because both sides Остаться в живых a lot of lives because of not listening to the opinion of people when President куст, буш Declaration War on Iraq hundreds of Americans and people around the world objected and condemned the war on iraq, but he did not listen and make war like it his own war using prohibited weapons (cluster bombs), which many kids died when they were playing in streets and...

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37 rude and crude pick up lines

posted by australia-101

37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish Ты were a door so I could slam Ты all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do Ты work for UPS? I thought I saw Ты checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 Кости in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy Ты a drink или do Ты just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted постель, кровати Thrasher: have Ты seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make Ты the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and Ты can...

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A Funny Prank to Pull on Your Друзья

posted by taytrain97

This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.

You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...

By this point Ты need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.

You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit Ты in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...

The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!

-Ray

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I Won't Be Left Behind

posted by Milorox18

I run my fastest
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to Переместить forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.

The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.

Some people tell me Ты can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't

The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.

Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The еще I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.

So every night before I go to bed‚
I hope in a small way I have shined.
Tomorrow is a brand-new day‚
And I won't be left behind.

This is not mine‚ it was written by Sara Nachtman