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 A день in the life of Voldemort
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Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make Ты feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much Ты get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75



Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30



Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[...
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1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.

2. Ты use the British curse of Еда and bad tea.

3. Ты wear a scarf and when your teachers tell Ты to take it off, Ты say KOLKOLKOL!

4. Ты imagine your Избранное Хеталия characters Пение your Избранное songs.

5. Хеталия = your mind.

6. Buono помидор buono помидор buono buono ooh tomato.

7. Ты give people names that apply to their traits или what they eat (ex. potato bastard помидор bastard hamburger jerk)

8. When someone mentions a country, Ты say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"

9. History class is fanfiction class.

10. Ты are Чтение this list.

(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first Статья on fanpop)
(A/N) WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs? :o) .... yeah sorry im obsessed with Застрявшие дома and have fallen madly in Любовь with Gamzee! -fangirl squel!- ^-^ but any ways what do we have here? another part of the truelox fanfic? yes! still has GaYnEsS cUsSiNg AnD sEx.

~Adam's POV~

"Married?" I asked shocked when Ty told my he proposed to Jason.

"Jesus Christ man, Ты better know what you're doing" I said.

"Okay dude, I believe you, I just don't want you, или Jason getting hurt" I said.

Ty and I сказал(-а) our goodbyes and hung up.

I was happy for them, but something didn't feel right.

I got a Skype call request, it was...
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posted by Bluekait
What a Kiss means.....

+ Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ Kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
+ Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Kiss on the Lips = I Любовь you
+Laughing while Поцелуи = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely Любовь each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain Любовь you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me Ты Любовь me
+ Arms around the Waist = I Любовь Ты too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If Ты were thinking about someone while Чтение this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing Болталка letters!

well seems like i have to!

asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm

as Болталка as i can get!

my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.

not telling тис why!

еще Болталка letters!

sjfhgdcvhjdchgfjvkgdhjkfhujdfhuieryfvbhvbnmfbuietfgjhcjhgfjhdfklsjcjvjfuruchjbhfhjcuvufhhchvjxksieuiubvhchxjzuisuhbhchshyeughvhxhsuru hhdhjdb
gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
gfhgkflgjkfhgkjfhgirehuigfhrdkhjgkfhvncnioryoiyhgbnf
gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl

deadlox

vampirer04

canal

kitkitty12

other Болталка people!
posted by MutantGenius
I once had a Fanpop friend. They found out I was thirteen and started Трофеи lock yelling at me and immediately unfriended me. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen год olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have Ты know NONE of my Друзья are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe Ты just live in a shitty neighborhood.
This Статья belongs to link on Tumblr.


A quick run-down should Ты ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants Ты dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words Ты should YouTube, should Ты get the chance
-“Kevin бекон, бэкон in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see...
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posted by kitty190123
1. Sing the Бэтмен theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Друзья in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If Ты have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a видеокамера to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously...
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This test is only for girls, so if Ты are a guy, buzz off!
This is a fun test Ты can chain mail to with any peeps или even family. Enjoy! (Won't work on Fanpop или any other site, only used for emails)

P.S please say in Комментарии what Ты think of it!


FRIEND I don't really know if this test is true или not but the Ответы actually were the same as my personality Well, all i have to say to Ты people is, try the test it's actually kinda fun!! 
 
AND GIRLFRIEND TEST 
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This is no joke. It works (from experience). 

DO NOT just Удалить this. DO...
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posted by australia-101
How To Beat Carnival Games

Rope Ladder:
The trick to climbing carnival rope ladders is to completely ignore the "rungs" and only use the outside ropes to climb on.

While applying equal pressure with your right foot and left arm, Переместить your left foot and right arm uat the same time. Then do the same thing with the opposite limbs -- shimmying yourself up the ladder.

Do not Переместить both hands или both feet at the same time - Ты will lose your balance.

Ring Toss Game:
Snap your wrist as Ты throw the ring to achieve the most spin possible, this will stabilize the ring making it easier to land cleanly...
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Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, или why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and Ты think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, Ты SICK, SICK PEOPLE.

Ты have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, или what they are, или even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, или because Ты think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.

Thank you.




"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."

^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
Chinese Horiscopes (freakishly correct) Good Luck!

Don’t cheat или it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak Ты out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that Ты actually know.

3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.

4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
May the dreams of your past be the reality of your future.

Today isn't just another day. Today, I'll create something beautiful.

Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Until Ты spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far Ты can fly.

Heal the past, live the present, and dream the future.

Sometimes Ты have to stop thinking so much and go where your сердце takes you.

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

Life is like riding a bicycle; to keep balance, Ты must keep moving.

Do not let what Ты cannot do interfere with what Ты can do.

The best dreams happen when...
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 DONT be anything like dudelol17 или BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
Ways To Annoy People

1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. Сообщить everything and Комментарий 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say Ты hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' или 'You're so annoying' или 'No' on a Стена post. (Just be rude)

WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
posted by hetaliaitaly
Allen Walker
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
Сикамару Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are еще but i cant be stuffed naming them um Комментарий if i have missed any male Аниме dudes Ты like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
posted by MsMindlessAztec
1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when Ты tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. Удалить any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. Ты need to listen to us
6. if Ты going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i Любовь you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if Ты get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing...
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I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if Ты do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.

Enjoy!

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6 Ways On How To Deal With акула Attacks:

1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
More than 99% of акула attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if Ты are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.

2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there...
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posted by mehere
Im sorry if Ты dont like me Im sorry if Ты think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck

Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who Ты are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.

I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change или be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.

If Ты don't like my words, don't listen. If Ты don't like my appearance, don't look. If Ты don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.

Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. Ты think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Note; This song is based off of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic's very own Pinkie Pie's song, 'Giggle at the Ghostie'.

Come on, Fanpop, don't Ты see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, Ты gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
Сообщить the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave Ты alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!

Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of Fanpop and ze internetz. :3
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat или drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why Ты have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail Ты out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting Далее to Ты sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!

FRIENDS: Have never seen Ты cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else Ты cried...just laugh about it with Ты in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks Ты to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has Ты on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:...
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