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1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, Ты answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, Ты answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, Ты answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, Ты say “is that so?”
5. If Ты so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher Ты did not turn in your homework because Ты were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

1.When Ты walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a кулер, охладитель that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up Список is on my стол письменный, стол for the part Ты would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up Список on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds украл, палантин it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket украл, палантин it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...

I found this online :)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read Вопросы aloud, Дебаты your Ответы with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that Ты can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this Вопрос on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious...

Stranger: hi


You: hi asl


Stranger: 20 m


Stranger: u?


You: 15 female


Stranger: nice to meet you!


You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!


Stranger: yeah!


Stranger: what are Ты up to?


You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.


Stranger: lol


Stranger: and where should u be?


You: probably outside ithout any утиль, барахло, мусор Еда или soda


Stranger: fair enough


You: i would survive.


Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?


You: online, through text.


Stranger: where r u from?


Stranger: I am from UK btw


You: im from the us.


Stranger: nice


You: im bored


Stranger: oh...and I am italian


Stranger: we could do something...

1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if Ты worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell Ты to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your Избранное song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow Болталка people off and tell them what to buy every минута или so. If Ты get in trouble, say Ты were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your воротник and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...

I hope Ты enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all Ты opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't Ты see, the resolve to cut Ты reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...

Some of Ты girls will remember that on Wednesday i told Ты that Miley's parents were getting a divorce.

According to the celeb news Источник HollywoodLife.com, Miley was so devastated by her parents Tish and Billy луч, рэй Cyrus‘ divorce that she got back together with Liam Hemsworth.

“Miley knew about the divorce awhile назад and she’s been taking it really hard. Pretty much at the same time, she broke up with Liam, Hannah Montana was ending and then her parents’ marriage was falling apart,” Miley’s friend says.

“She got super stressed out and that’s really when she started Актёрское искусство out...

DO Ты wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater Фан then Ты might not wanna read this but if Ты do and it affends Ты then leave a Комментарий and i can tell Ты in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned Ты so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...