Cheating

When Ты get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours

You found this page with intentions of locating the звезда Wars "greek" club.

You would Любовь to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your жопа, попка so Ты can be as wise as Yoda

When Ты get into a fight, Ты automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...

If Ты get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.

When Ты spend time watching the звезда Wars trilogy because Ты think there will be a test on it later.

You перфоратор, удар, пунш out trekkies who say "Death звезда my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9"....

My mom fell in Любовь with my dad. But he tricked her. My mom thought he was treating her like a princess. But it was all an act. (I'm going to use fake names in this article). My Mom, Anne, was my dad's hairdresser. My dad, Ron, had just got out of his last marriage. His past wife left him because he was a jerk. He tricked my mom into falling in Любовь with him. He succeeded. They then got married and the new family was made up of my mom, my half brother, and my dad.
A few years later, I was born. Everything was alright until I was three. My dad went on a business trip to New York with my mom....