WEIRD similarities between линкольн and Kennedy:
Abraham линкольн was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham линкольн was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.
Both wives Остаться в живых their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. (Gotta get down...)
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
линкольн was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made by Ford.
линкольн was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
Abraham линкольн was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham линкольн was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.
Both wives Остаться в живых their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. (Gotta get down...)
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
линкольн was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made by Ford.
линкольн was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can Удалить the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle Ты with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a сердце attack; his сердце lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
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ITS NICE TO SEE Ты AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING Ты 120 PERCENT!
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I was like tottaly walking in my backyard yesterday and saw a squirl.Is that normal??? i always thaught Ты should see squirls in space.
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My Друзья say that i'm delirous(or however Ты spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer Статья so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My Друзья say that i'm delirous(or however Ты spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer Статья so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................