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posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give Ты a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if Ты can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your день been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written by a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever Ты do, don't just Показать up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and Ты will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to Kiss in...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope Ты enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and Ты failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail Ты out of jail, a best friend will be sitting Далее to Ты saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the берег like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made Ты smile
8:Clear as a колокол, колокольчик, белл my nody сказал(-а) "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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posted by karpach_14
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Титаник first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character или the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't...
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FRIENDS: Lend Ты their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat или drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why Ты have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail Ты out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting Далее to Ты sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen Ты cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else Ты cried...just laugh about it with Ты in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Pisces.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Neptune
Symbol: The Fish
Your stone: Bloodstone
Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large
Vibration: Erratic Energy levels
Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities

Description:
Mysterious and alluring individuals, most Pisces are extremely talented, but even though they are gifted in many ways, they still manage to spend most of their lives battling "confusing" conditions. Pisces is the sign symbolised by the image of two fish. Their symbol depicts one рыба heading...
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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Друзья

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them Ты are raising money to buy Еда for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that Ты want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines день gift your Друзья a cucumber and tell them Ты grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it Далее to your ear and say that he talks to Ты and says he need a new Главная and thats why Ты buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like или Любовь and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn еще fans......add Болталка ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn еще fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn Медали ...u have to add еще pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have еще Медали .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get еще fans.....and frnds too.

when i have еще ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this Статья will be useful have a gr8 день everybody and type ur Комментарий plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a пицца and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best пицца ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at Болталка times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that Ты are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this Список ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs Ты know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that Ты are a muggle born even if Ты did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope Ты liked it!
posted by Cantwait4book5
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a Вопрос on this spot that asked "If Ты saw Justin Bieber standing on the вверх of a building getting ready to jump, would Ты cry или scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on вверх of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do Ты people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone Ты know или care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???
posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
Created by augustemily1997

Created by augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did Ты know that every night before Ты go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to Kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If Ты repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with Ты will approach Ты within one месяц and ask Ты out или grab Ты and Kiss you. but if Ты break this chain no one will...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did Ты here about the blonde who shot an Стрела into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do Ты do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the улица, уличный when the sign сказал(-а) "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when Ты ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
User: I didn't know Ты could play Twister all by yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know Ты could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: Ты spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he или she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that Ты can see that Ты di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the Далее stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the Далее stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is by far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic Вопросы being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some Ответы that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can Ты send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi пляж, пляжный on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was Чтение the Wal-Mart Статья and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the Комментарии section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read Вопросы aloud, Дебаты your Ответы with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that Ты can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in Поиск of you
Looking for the сердце now
Have Ты heard the news
maybe Ты украл, палантин it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in Поиск of you
Looking for he сердце now
Have Ты heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find Ты soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of Ты know it as the only song i know by сердце from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge паук i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Эй, everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Эй, everypony. Great to see Ты again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never сказал(-а) we weren't going to do...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are Ты called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then Ты would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it....
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