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CHILI FACE NOODLE PUNCH!

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Jenna Marblesssssss

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jenna marbles

chili face

noodle перфоратор, удар, пунш

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music4life13 I love Jenna marbles she is freakin funny!

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tonight,my daddy......

posted by j-bfan7

My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All день long.

When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar

I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.

I try...

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Болталка FACTS that will leave Ты (not) Dazed

posted by Dimka_Roza4eva

1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A крыса survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for Собаки are sold in Tokyo

6. A дельфин sleeps with one eye open

7. A крокодил can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast Музыка makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs еще than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...

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20 Болталка ways to eat oreos

posted by starwarsfangirl

These are just Болталка ways to eat my Избранное cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with клубника milk
5. frozen
6. Холодное сердце with milk
7. Холодное сердце with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in Холодное сердце yogurt
11. in Холодное сердце yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with арахис butter
14. Холодное сердце with арахис butter
15. Холодное сердце with 7up
16. with арахис масло, сливочное масло and 7up
17. with вишня 7up
18. Холодное сердце with вишня 7up
19. Холодное сердце with арахис масло, сливочное масло and вишня 7up
20. by itself

If Ты try any of these and like it, please write a Комментарий and tell me which one(s) Ты tried. :)

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Five Ways To Die (or get severly injured) From A лимон

posted by amethyst44

Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if Ты think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A лимон is lying on the вверх step, and Ты are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. секунды later Ты land on your ass, and Далее Ты are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A лимон is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the лимон that was created by your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the лимон into her...

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Entertaing yourself in one quick paragraph

posted by skipperluvs

I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if Ты ever, one день decide to call me that. If Ты think I'm insane, run away, because Ты are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too Ты a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. Ты think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .

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A vey Болталка and very Funny story called "Druckies"

posted by TOTALIzzyluver

Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two Друзья riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a пони with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red лиса, фокс is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...

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strange but cool facts-2

posted by shiriny

-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when Ты sneeze because when Ты sneeze, your сердце stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A улитка can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only Животные that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders еще than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...

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Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall

posted by BellaCullen96

Ride mechanical Лошади with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the Музыка store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos или rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...

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Ways to Torture the пицца Guy

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like Ты know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: пицца becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their Вопросы with questions.
Ask about пицца maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

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Relatable

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Don on "All-Stars" and "Pahkitew Island"

posted by GroovyAhma2010

What if Don got еще "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A год has passed by, and Don is chosen by the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef топорик, топор with a cashew. Instead, Don...