Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that Ты "like it that way".
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that Ты haven't received enough Шоколад sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every Вопрос with another question. As soon as one of Ты says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...
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