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DO Ты wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater Фан then Ты might not wanna read this but if Ты do and it affends Ты then leave a Комментарий and i can tell Ты in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned Ты so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...
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posted by werewolflover
Yeah,this is the first Статья I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 год old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If Ты met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know Ты don't hit when Ты don't get what Ты want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's еще but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what Ты think in Комментарии please:)
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posted by LizzyTheCat
Hold on to me, Любовь
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I Любовь Ты and I'm not afraid, oh

Can Ты hear me?
Can Ты feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of Ты
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow дерево
(Come and find me)

I know Ты hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of Ты
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the Вопросы really loudly and if they try to tell Ты to be quite say "shhh this is a test Ты know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering Болталка numbers to the person Далее to Ты and then when the teacher tells Ты off say "They made me give them the Ответы или they сказал(-а) they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at Ты say "What are Ты lookin at!" или "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on вверх of the таблица and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have Ты been spying on me and teling it everything!"
posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my Фэнтези is flying
It's a замок in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with Драконы now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a замок in the sky
или there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
Фэнтези is not a crime
Find your замок in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads Ты to the moon 'cause..."
It was The night of Scarlett's sleepover,The guests arrived quickly.
S:Hey!Chloe and Nancy are already here,Penny.
P:Okay,Um...Where do I put my sleeping bag?
S:Anywhere.
M:Bye Honey!I gotta go to work!
S:Bye mom!
N:Can we play 'Truth или Dare'?
S:Don't see why not.
Scarlett got a подушка and put it in her lap.
N:Okay,Chloe!Truth или dare?
C:Truth.
N:Okay,WHATS MY MIDDLE NAME?
C:Shannon.
N:WRONG!I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!HA!TRICK QUESTION!
C:Grrr.Okay.Penny,Truth или dare?
P:Dare!
C:Alright,I dare Ты to...Name ONE Scary movie you've watched!
P:Oh...Well....lets see...(gulp)...HARRY POTTER!
S:As much as we hate him....Doesn't...
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter Книги and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from Ты (Example: When in a car или an elevator). If Ты don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Рождество and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their Избранное song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...
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posted by karpach_14
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have Ты ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would Ты ask such a Вопрос now? Ты don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when Ты were 35 years old and Ты really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give Ты a loan? Remember how one день the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no Вопросы asked?"

"Oh, Betty, Ты did that for me!...
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posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for Ты Ты twit she was only after your money and could have дана a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" или "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He сказал(-а) "I'd like to have one too." Then I сказал(-а) "But this is a dog". He сказал(-а) he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He сказал(-а) I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can Ты believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how Ты respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Ты want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee еще than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My сердце skips a beat
When Ты walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with Ты until the end

I give my сердце and my soul to you
To make Ты see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant Ты see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Ты want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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posted by invadercalliope
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE Ты AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING Ты 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST звезда IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T Ты EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO Ты BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF или I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the Показать earlyer!Bye!
The End
posted by trentgwenfan1
i Любовь cereal yes i do

i Любовь cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i Любовь cerial yes i do i Любовь cerial Ты better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if Ты can't have crealeal

do not steal

i Любовь creal yes we do i Любовь ceral Ты should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i Любовь ccerale yes i do

i Любовь crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some Болталка songs Ты made up plz commet
1.where Ты keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid или nawt!!
3.Who Ты talk 2 on the phone
4.THat Ты are super jelous или other girls (or boys)
5.That Ты hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up Ты will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That Ты have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart Ты are at fixing things.


GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
 I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that Ты can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the Главная Depot is еще saving and еще doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are еще than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has Остаться в живых her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post Обновления if Ты want :)
me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy Ты do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for еще hours and my Друзья will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...
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